That's not a snake you/he should be worried about. He's still a little too brazen with literally asking to be bitten because the snake is scared but it's not a big deal regardless. Good snakes are good snakes and that's a good snake.
Back in the mid-90's when I was living in Westwood I offered to help a neighbor in my complex carry up his new TV, a massive CRT, from his car in the underground garage. We get into his apartment, and he's got blackout curtains and filth everywhere, and a stack of porn tapes on the table. The one I remember was The Adventures of Harry Horndog, vol. 7. Never talked to him again.
I was waiting for like “space gravity” and the wood block to just never show up while we all wait for it like morons
One of my favorite jokes from ‘88: What do Michael Dukakis and pantyhose have in common? They both irritate bush.
This fucking world https://nypost.com/2022/04/18/cash-me-outside-girl-bhad-bhabie-pays-6-1m-for-florida-home/
A snake that plays an important part in an ecosystem and isn't going to go out of its way to mess with or bite you. That's a good snake.
I literally said out loud “if they don’t do the Sun I’m going to be pissed.” And yelled LFG! When they did.