Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    That's not a snake you/he should be worried about. He's still a little too brazen with literally asking to be bitten because the snake is scared but it's not a big deal regardless. Good snakes are good snakes and that's a good snake.
     
  2. laxjoe

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    Wow Fuck that guy
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    racist pos
     
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  4. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    King snakes are the best because they kill rattlesnakes.

    So fuck that guy
     
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  5. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Ah yes, the fabled "hospital high"
     
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  7. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST BRO”
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  10. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    "I have to go return some video tapes..."
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  12. Professor Moriarty

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    That DVD has Doak in the background. Didn’t know that about my university
     
  13. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Back in the mid-90's when I was living in Westwood I offered to help a neighbor in my complex carry up his new TV, a massive CRT, from his car in the underground garage. We get into his apartment, and he's got blackout curtains and filth everywhere, and a stack of porn tapes on the table. The one I remember was The Adventures of Harry Horndog, vol. 7.

    Never talked to him again.
     
  14. laxjoe

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    “Titty Slickers” :laugh:
     
  15. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Sounds like an absolute classic
     
  16. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    Erotic University with DOAK on the cover
    :awshucks:
     
  17. Professor Moriarty

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  18. laxjoe

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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    One of the rare times the sequel was better than the original.
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    And 7, 8, 11 and 14 were all better than both of them.
     
  21. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  22. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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  23. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  24. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    I was waiting for like “space gravity” and the wood block to just never show up while we all wait for it like morons
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Sun made me gleefully laugh out loud
     
  26. ned's head

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    Take that as a sign, you filthy animals in the skiedfrillet pubes thread
     
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  27. fattus

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    One of my favorite jokes from ‘88:

    What do Michael Dukakis and pantyhose have in common?


    They both irritate bush.
     
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  28. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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  29. Eathan Edwards

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  30. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    goooooooooo biiiiiigggg reeeeedddd
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    That house has more white in it than a MAGA rally.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  33. Roy

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    What do you mean by good snake?
     
  34. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Trouser
     
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  35. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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  36. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    A snake that plays an important part in an ecosystem and isn't going to go out of its way to mess with or bite you. That's a good snake.
     
  37. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    I literally said out loud “if they don’t do the Sun I’m going to be pissed.” And yelled LFG! When they did.
     
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  38. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  39. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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