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  1. HotMic

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    Incoming ghost story:

    We’re friends with a couple who swear their house is haunted. Very normal people, in fact they’re probably our most grounded and normal friends. They’ve become so accustomed to seeing the same ghost over and over (their 3 kids included) that they’ve even given him a name.

    We were all hanging out at another friend’s place a few months ago, and above couple volunteered to cover dinner. My buddy ordered from a local place, but about an hour later he realizes he didn’t change his information online and it had auto populated his home address. He calls them (on speaker phone) to tell them what happened.

    Buddy: I had an online order I put in, and I just realized my home address was still listed on the order. We’re actually at a friends house.

    Restaurant: Ok, no problem. Actually, our driver just got back and we were getting ready to call you. He said he rang the doorbell and could see someone upstairs going from window to window looking at him, but they wouldn’t come to the door.

    Their whole family was with us, and the dog can’t get upstairs.
     
  2. pperc

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  3. *DIESEL*

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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    I once had a hallway door slam shut in the middle of the night. Like I got out of bed and thought a kid had gone to the bathroom and slammed it shut like I tell them not to. Get up and they’re in bed under covers sound asleep. I got up within a couple seconds so they didn’t have time to go back to their beds.

    Still don’t believe in ghosts but that was real weird.
     
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  5. IV

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    Modern hvac systems have to have done a lot for ghost stories
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh I’m aware of air flow moving doors around. I have doors sort of shut all the time because of it. This wasn’t that
     
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  7. HotMic

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  8. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Must’ve been a ghost then
     
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  9. IV

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    Gonna need to know the kids shuttle run and 40 times to rule them out
     
  10. laxjoe

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    Looks like a piece of chorizo
     
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  11. ClemPson

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    I have a friend that lived in an old church that was converted into a home. He said it felt so awkward having sex or masturbating there.
     
  12. ashy larry

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  13. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Arizona, Michigan and ...somewhere else, New Jersey maybe?, do have digital DLs.
     
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  14. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I see so many of these irl in Arizona by people carrying them unironically.
     
  15. Shinzon

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  16. -Asshole-

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    Louisiana does.
     
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  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  18. DirtBall

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    Lol @ Onlyfans but wth is going on with Long John Silvers?

     
  19. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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  20. Detlef Schrempf

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    When was the last time anyone ate at along John Silvers?
     
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  21. buckwild

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  22. HtownTide

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    Cant wait for the Netflix documentary about the elaborate scheme that someone concocted to launder hundreds of millions of dollars through online Long John Silver’s orders
     
  23. Roy

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    That is a fucking pepperoni
     
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  24. Roy

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    I didn’t know that people didn’t know snakes could climb trees wtf
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    It is stunning. A third of all cartoon snakes are wrapped around tree branches. Do people think a they were chucked up there by angry beavers?
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    More likely to be a turkey pepperoni imo
     
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  27. Handcuffed

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    doesn't every adam and eve/original sin art or description involve a snake in a tree?
     
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  28. portlandspartan

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    Kohls? Lol.
     
  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    They’re including Kohls Cash
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes. That's a much better example.
     
  31. WillySaliba

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    They’re an Amazon return place now, have been for at least a year. I’ve returned no less than ten things there, always in the morning when they open up, I hate being out mid day.

    I’m not kidding, rain, shine, warm, cold and even snow, every time there was a line 20-30 deep to get in when they doors open.

    I hate that shithole.
     
  32. repoocs

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    My son worked at one for a few months (16 at the time) and often had to work the Amazon return desk. They'd have to take the items out of whatever bag/package the items arrived in and put them in specific return packaging. One night he came home and informed us he'd had a woman return a big hard rubber dildo. He had to reach in the bag and yank the dick out right there in the back of Kohls. I'll never let him live that story down.
     
  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I think the bullpen of shitbros at barstool just thought up 10 websites and made a list and stooli shitbros everywhere went "dude lol"
     
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  34. WillySaliba

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    He probably smelled his hand.
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    This is wild. Entire engine glowing red hot at the end. Lucky he is not dead.

     
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  36. laxjoe

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    Quick day trip from Paris to Banana. Sounds like a nice little Sunday
     
  37. fish

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    Massive carbon footprint.
     
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  38. a.tramp

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    Yeah, he’s lucky he is not dead. We aren’t.
     
  39. tigr2ndbase

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  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    those malt vinegar bottles aren't gonna fill themselves
     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    This is more of a random thought, but what happened to John Basedow?
     
  42. Paddy Murphy

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    He is selling stuff on Facebook market place and advertising it on infomercial type ads.
     
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  43. denvermint

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    He died in that tsunami
     
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  44. Detlef Schrempf

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    between Basedow and Tom Emanski I just am very curious about early 2000’s late night espn commercial icons
     
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  45. ashy larry

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    broke: island boys
    bespoke: the northern boys

     
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  47. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I appreciate that the wild ones fully embrace their trashiness.
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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