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So fucking good. Lol

 

the algorithm knows

 

You've doxxed aussiefooty 's car

 

I would guess it’s probably this..

 

On the... program?

 

So good. The fucking percentages killed me.

 

Im in tears

 

Having all expenses paid by someone that is typically married or engaged

An allowance as well as their housing paid for

 

that girl wasn’t even really on a podcast. she recorded a clip like she was on a podcast to do viral marketing for her onlyfans or whatever else she has going on. apparently it’s the new thing to record fake podcast clips.

 

this is not one of those “if you have to ask you can’t afford it” type questions but I’m generally fascinated - if being on the program doesn’t provide that what does it provide? Is it a once a day type deal?

 

I don't own a car

 

By choice or other reasons?

 

Look, I live in a throuple and go to sex parties but 7 times a day in a relationship is absolutely comical

 

It depends on how many times you've been to Aspen, Jackson Hole, Cannes, etc in the last year and what handbags you have

 

I don't even drive one

 

It's the little details like this that remind me we couldn't live in more opposite worlds even if one of us lived on Mars

 

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The dog knows where the bone is.

 

Kids today out here stealing podcaster valor smdh

 

This is a car mullet.

 

I would rather be late to work and wait for the next train rather than take the Spotify carriage.

 

Screaming over the Widespread Panic I put on in the Spotify carriage about how you’re only wincing because you don’t get “it”

 

You realize it is optional? Like it isn’t like a podcast is playing out loud in the train. You have to choose to connect to the blue tooth

 

Yea but that's less funny

 

It’s an April fools joke

but the joke has someone connecting to a speaker and playing for the whole car

 

People on the subway already scream, sing and rap out loud. Wouldn’t be much different

 

Sundays in LA day life:

 

Is that Mario with a boner?

 

Is that like a gumar?

I freaking love that word

 

Does anyone have that picture of those two very cool guys with "widespread" and "panic" tattooed on their shoulders?

 

No because we don’t post personal pics of posters now, thank you very much.

 

What is going on w that green dinosaur and then leg hanging out the top… I can’t figure it out for the life of me

 

Thats fucking Yoshi, show some respect for the legend you ass!!!

 

Probably not real, but I laughed anyways

 

My girlfriend in college would carry salad dressing in her purse if she knew a restaurant didn't have what she wanted.

 

Just a banana rocking out

 

TIL Weston McKennie went in a date with someone named Micheal.

 

It all depends what kind of ranch she went and bought.

 

We always spelled it "goomar" (Sicilian) but yes it's the same base premise

 

Yea that was so much name dropping it better be a really famous Michael

 

Reminds of this guy my mother-in-law dated for a while. Long enough that he actually came to a Christmas Eve dinner my wife and I hosted. M-I-L alerted us in advance that he only eats steak and potatoes. Literally. Only that. We were like "fuck that we're not making a huge Italian dinner for everyone and a steak just for Tim. He can choose to act and eat like an adult."

So they show up and this dude is awesome! Like, my MIL kinda sucks, and somehow she's hooked this charming, gregarious, super warm, hilarious, successful guy.

Sit down to eat, and he just has no fucking clue what to do. MIL serves up his plate for him and he just sits there staring at it, doesn't even touch his fork. He looks like a guy who just had a massive stroke and has to relearn how to eat. MIL says something like "cmon Tim, give it a try" and he says nothing and just stares at his plate. Most awkward xmas dinner ever. Guy was the life of the party, then I don't think he said a single word at the table.

So I guess some people are just completely fucked in the head when it comes to food