Apparently Kate Middleton hasn't been seen in public for two months, so there's a lot of conspiracy theories that she got plastic surgery, etc...has led to some good Twittering....
This guy apparently sells Chinese tea (according to Twitter) but he's going to make a killing selling out auditoriums in China being a token white guy doing standup bits from the 60s.
If you aren't freakishly online, this is an awful libertarian lady that famously went viral for tracking the number of times she showered, had sex, pooped, had a period, etc in a year. She had sex MORE times than showering in a year, she bathed roughly once a week.
Not kink shaming but I don’t want to have sex with someone that has 17 loads in them. Sounds like an absolute MESS.
I guess that's why 5 guys finished with the fluffers. or maybe the fluffers were just really good at their jobs.
Could you imagine calling your mom afterwards? Hey son, how was the gang bang!? Awful mom! I didn’t get to bust in the girl with all the loads because the fluffer was too good!!! Awwww honey, that’s awful. I told you to crank down before you went so you’d last longer to impress the smelly girl. I DID MOM IT DIDNT HELP!!!!!!
She's a weird freak and posted several times an application for this on Twitter months ago, she likely went through with it.
I want to hear from the fluffer. He or she should be celebrated for being so successful at what seems to be a pretty thankless job
my favorite subset is the five who tested for an STI but did not bang Aella. was it the smell? performance anxiety? we need their story.
She also made some insane argument that supply and demand influence pedophilia and that if there was more pornography then there might be less abuse. Idk it was fucking bonkers