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I used to go to bar by myself when i was like 11 because my parents worked Saturdays and we didn't have satellite. so I'd bike a couple blocks away to The Logjam to catch the 11AM kickoff and husk my child ass off and they gave me free pop, popcorn and a burger or hotdog usually

My mom's parenting really shined brightly when she told them to only give me one pop because I had a bunch of cavities.

 

So just your regular Tuesday afternoon

 

Did you grow up in Mayberry?

 

One Two IRL

 

As a society it’s everyone’s responsibility to tolerate me

 

I prefer the term children-disabled pls

 

fuck them kids

 

I was gonna say "it was a different time" but it was rural WI and it's the same time

 

Sounds LIT

Was a reminiscent of that scene from Old School?

 

Was not expecting people to be this fired up about this. I have kids and a dog and how people feel about either doesn't really affect me. Thank you

 

I've got an autistic 6 yr old son. The best way for you to eat in peace at a restaurant is for him to watch Bluey on an iPad.

I apologize if that bothers you.

 

We should just be able to leave the kids in the car when we go to the bar like our grandparents did.

 

I think the children would be better sports about sharing it with adults.

 

Yeah because they are stupid

 

The key is to wait out the toddler years. Once they're 10 they're basically grown and you're done raising them

 

The interactions I've had with people trying to bring service dogs into nightclubs could be it's own thread.

 

My 9 year old toddler nephew helps mow the lawn

 

Any small children (SmoCho) showing up to network at soho in weho?

 

Hmm, I wonder if I can get a "service kid" harness and leash for my child?
Then I could take him anywhere

 

Think that's just a cub scout

 

I honestly don’t understand why some of y’all haven’t at least tried to crate train your kids

 

Soho House West Hollywood is a club for adults, but those under 18 are welcome on Mondays and Sundays until 8pm. Keep an eye on the members' app for our Teeny House children's events.

 

Is it frowned upon if I bring my service lion to the club?

 

Only by the lion-less

 

Does it provide a physical service?

 

It mauls people that are annoying to me. So maybe?

 

It will physically eat people I don't like.

 

GODDAMNIT, The Goat

 

His mouth’s about to look like corn on the cob.

 

christ, get over yourself. I didn't feel I had to put in a caveat of children with special needs.

 

Wife is out of town so I’m taking my son for sushi tonight just to spite you all!

 

The degree to which Americans hate other Americans in public is very bad.

 

If the pandemic taught us anything we are an extremely selfish society who for the most part are incapable of thinking about the needs of others outside our circle or mental models.

 

Guilty

 

I never went. I still don't get the hate for it, but I'm not about to go through that thread again.

 

Exactly nobody said it was. It's just dumb that so many of the same people who love their adult kid time wanna socially police actual kids being around them at those same places

 

You seem overly invested in this

 

Yeah all the smug equivalence relating kids to dogs, calling them "spawn," really does bother me. It's fun for a quick sec to do it sorta tongue in cheek, but then one has to understand there's a reason people run out into traffic for them. The grating undercurrent of anti-kid sardonism is p gross, and even grosser when said people pretend they're little victims of children existing on society.

 

Bastards don't even sell beer anymore

 

@toddlerresidue sends you a virtual headbutt