Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. 941Gator

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    Dude, you have to be more observant please!
     
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  2. AptosDuck

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    Took a train from Kiev to Budapest in 1990. 2:30 in the morning we woke up at the border as they lifted the train car and placed it on a different gauge chassis for the ride into Hungary
     
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  3. IanBoyd

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    If only there were someone on this board whose father in law subscribes to train and train related magazines... GoodForAnother
     
  4. TeeDee

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  5. CharlieKellyReturns

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    Hell Yeah.
     
  6. Biship

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    maybe somewhat

    there were different widths pre civil war for sure
     
  7. Jake Scott

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    But for real, one of you fancy internet folk should find the video of Jessica on GGW. I went to Hs with her. Petite brunette.
     
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  8. Schadenfred

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    Warning: You will be dummer for having watched this.


     
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  9. Killy Me Please

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    Damn car wouldn't turn right.
     
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  10. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I would assume after exiting the parking lot they immediately ran into a school bus full of nuns head on
     
  11. AptosDuck

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    Would that make them a habitual offender?
     
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  12. Bishop

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    I've been that High
     
  13. WhiskeyDelta

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    Boooooooo

    Take that shit to the dad thread
     
  14. 941Gator

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  15. wes tegg

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    I hope they’re related. Proposing at another person’s wedding is insane.
     
  16. 941Gator

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  17. Schadenfred

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    The idiot actually gave thought to beating the train after he fumbled through the gate. Some people have no ambition other than to prune the family tree.
     
  18. Bert Handsome

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  19. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    im assuming since the bride was obviously very cool with it it was family or bff’s
     
  20. Mr Bulldops

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    That’s some sorority/frat shit right there
     
  21. SpartanGA

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    hahaha. A sweet moment.

    first comment. What a fucking bitch to take over someone else’s wedding
     
  22. SugarShaun

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    I showed it to my wife and she said “How dare you take over my day. It is my day”
     
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  23. MLS

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    With the way he took that knee - I don't think it's going to work out long term.
     
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  24. Todd Bonzales

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    Just want to say that I’ve never been more certain that the reason train tracks are the gauge they are is because of workers napping on them. Thanks, I’ve seen all the facks. Fuck yew.
     
  25. MLS

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    I've been a bridesmaid at a wedding where this occurred. The bride is all fun and games about it until the newly engaged couple gets a little too much attention for their liking, they get a few too many Chardonnays in them and decide to passive aggressively take their vengeance.

    "It's so crazy, after how you were in Vegas last week I didn't really think you wanted to settle down yet"
     
  26. GoodForAnother

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    I asked him about it today and he said it was BS and the gauge is the gauge because that’s what the gauge is
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    I definitely read this in a father in law’s voice.
     
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  28. AIP

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    You don’t share tmb stuff with wives

    I think it’s in the rules
     
  29. SpartanGA

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    hahahah. Boom.
     
  30. pearl

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  31. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I,ll take 2 eggs sunnyside up hashbrowns texas toast
    ND 3 ORDERS OF BACON .
    AND WHILE UR AT IT FUCK YOU AND GOOD MORNING .
    LOL!



     
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  32. shaolin5

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  33. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    nope just gelato bro ?
    wtf ?
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    I grab the links to gifs of basically all animal stuff and send them to her.

    Certainly not showing her this thread
     
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  36. SugarShaun

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  37. MLS

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    Allegedly he got off though
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, the bride gave it to the girl. The girl was clearly in the wedding party.
     
  39. AptosDuck

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    nice genes
     
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  40. Emma

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    Click to fullscreen
     
  41. Duck70

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    Awesome teachers are worth their weight in gold
     
  42. Fusiontegra

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    kept waiting for one of them to break it
     
  43. Joe Withabee

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  44. wes tegg

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  45. SugarShaun

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    Honestly I was like “Get out of the way and let me see that beautiful happy good boy” until that last pic then I was like :diddydatass:
     
  46. steamengine

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  47. Killy Me Please

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    That dog fucks.