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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what you did? We are strictly speaking of humans. So it’s “who more than what did I do last night”.
     
  2. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    most of us (wrongfully) do (or did at one point) put the pussy on the pedestal
     
  3. dblplay1212

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    Yes, what did I do, as in "I really want home with HER?" No regrets, had sex, but lol.
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    You'd be surprised.
     
  5. laxjoe

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  6. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I’ve had sex with probably 6-7ish girls that I was like...yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. What I’m saying is, the only thing that makes sense to me is “would I have sex with this girl or not”, the Hot Scale is not separate.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s a south beastiality joke. Take it down about 30%.
     
  8. b0ne5

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    this is unbelievable amounts of sad
     
  9. dblplay1212

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    Would have sex with - Hoped nobody knew

    Hot - hoped she told everyone
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    Your entire existence on this earth is sad.
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    yes or no have you ever had sex with someone you didn’t think was hot? Also what’s “hot”? Is hot extremely attractive or just cute?
     
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Fair. I just love women and my scope gets wider and wider the longer I am faithful to Mrs. Marcus. By age 82 (if I make it), I’ll be looking at shellfish with a throbbing donger.
     
  13. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Yes I’ve had sex with multiple girls that I didn’t think were hot. I don’t even live by “hot”, I live on that bottom threshold and work my way up.
     
  14. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Wow, 60,000th like delivered by one dblplay1212 . Best friends 4 eva.
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    Fyi told wife the guest room has to be ready for you by the time the Browns come to town.
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    so then you do understand this. Right?

     
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  17. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Yeah, sure, sounds good. All I know is that I’ll have sex with anyone at this point.
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    :gfa:
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    yes and that’s the thing. Just because I’d have sex with the woman that sparked this debate, doesn’t mean I think she is hot. She is cute but too heavy for me consider her hot.
     
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  20. IHHH

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  21. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Okay, you guys win and I concede as a stupid idiot
     
  22. 941Gator

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    He’s just suggesting that he put (in his past) more work in for more attractive girls. Are you insinuating that the sadness is that he is shallow (which is true)?
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  24. IHHH

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    let’s get deeper into it
     
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  25. Emma

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    There's people that really wouldn't have sex with that woman?
     
  26. Seavie

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  27. dblplay1212

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    On the internet? Yes. In real life? No.
     
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  28. b0ne5

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    defensive mode [engaged]
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    gay guys? Straight women?
     
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  30. b0ne5

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    driving an hour with the hopes someone will make out with you is objectively sad.
     
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  31. Emma

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  32. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    There are a handful from my late 20s where I have subconsciously buried 95% of the memory of the encounter. I have flashes of memory on the sexual acts but I don’t specifically remember the girls body it was so scarring. But on others I remember it vividly and I don’t know that I’ve fully processed how desperate I was back then.
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    If you've never gone out of your way to link up with a girl you'd like to eventually hook up with, we can't be friends.
     
  34. Cornelius Suttree

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    outside the state of IN I guess
     
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Please let this not be the new asinine dbl debate. Just let the man make out with whoever he's going to make out with wherever he's going to make out with them
     
  36. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    These chuds, like myself, would get an erection if a girl like that came up and talked to them at the bar, let alone wanted to fuck them.
     
  37. IHHH

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    can confirm
     
  39. b0ne5

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    Ive never driven an hour with the hopes of making out with a girl. Period. That’s fucking sad af. I’ve never put any pussy on that type of pedestal.
     
  40. Vince Benedict

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    Jesus Christ this entire thread has ADHD.

    Pop some adderall and get a grip people.

     
  41. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i bet you are either single or whipped as fuck
     
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  42. pearl

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  43. mmm

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  44. JuliusLeRoy

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    I was going to post some stupid pics but I’ll wait till at least page 514
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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    Ahh yes, you sat back and dimes came to you hourly.
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    I had very similar life experiences, with the minor difference being that I was the 5.7 and the girls asking themselves the question chose the masturbation option.
     
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  47. Randy Dangus

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    Who is this guy Hahahaha
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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  49. Jack Parkman

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