Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread: 2025

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  1. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I still drop a “fuck my life” from Superbad. I feel like I was saying it before the movie was released just due to life

    Young Frankenstein. “Give him a said-ah-give!?”
     
  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea, that was already a phrase that I heard a lot in grade school.

    I remember "people don't forget" being a heavy hitter from Superbad.
     
  3. arsenal

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    “Nobody has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam”

    such a good movie
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Our two films from Oxford to New Orleans for a formal on a bus full of alcoholic couples one year were Superbad and Eurotrip the way there and damn those are great drunk rewatches.

    Pretty sure Oranjello was on this shitshow of a ride also and it's honestly stunning we made it there.
     
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  5. Truman

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    I've aged out of being so crass but "You dont want to suck dick at fucking pussy" was a line I tried to squeeze in wherever I could
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    I have regularly called the big bosses the bobs throughout my career and I get mixed results on staff knowing what I’m talking about
     
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  7. Walter Melon

    Walter Melon I watch you sleep.
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    Dr. Strangelove.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Truman

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    Has anyone mentioned PCU?

    If not - you can blow me where the Pampers is
     
  9. Celemo

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    Watching OG Jurassic Park with Meatball, I forgot how phenomenal Goldblum is in this flick
     
  10. Eathan Edwards

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  11. Celemo

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    Point acknowledged
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    This is all vibe based so I could be wrong but it feels like Spielberg probably had to fight some studio execs to cast Neill and Goldblum
     
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  13. football501

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    This isn’t where I parked my car!

    - Deputy Tim Gutterson
     
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  14. i am a bammer

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    Wayne Knight, Goldblum, Neill. Box office Viagra
     
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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    A Few Good Men was widely quoted for a decade.
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    I guess since we’re back on quotes I’ll add all Farrelly brothers 90s, Ace Ventura and PCU

    You know one of the first lessons we learned back at Stanford Law was about the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    I know that’s long but I still recite it any chance I get
     
  18. ~ taylor ~

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    PCU was one of those movies you either loved or watched once and immediately moved on from. It came out while I was in college and we were all movie guys, and it didn’t catch on with us at all. I have buddies in different circles in college who loved it. I have seen it once, in college.
     
  19. Celemo

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    Watching these flicks from the 90’s where they’re all proud of shit like VR or CD-Rom never fails to amuse me
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Van Wilder was way more fun.
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    Meeting him when I was extremely high and coming away that I think he complimented me but also burned me will probably be the best celebrity interaction of my life
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    If you don’t love PCU it’s because you were a member of Balls and Shaft
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Taylor in college

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  24. Celemo

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    Can you blow me where the pampers are?!?
     
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  25. Celemo

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    Fuck dbl post
     
  26. Celemo

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  27. Clown Baby

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    What is a blucher
     
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  28. Celemo

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    There’s no fucking way I’m asking the follow up question lol
     
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  29. Clown Baby

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    Who are the [redacteds]! Open up, BD!
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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    Ooo madras ties
     
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  31. Celemo

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    Oedipus and the Mama’s Boys?
    Nah too college radio
     
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  32. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    My mom keeps texting me about boycotts, seems Amazon is next up for a week. I’m so detached from all this shit so will do whatever

    I’ve never had more justification to be a nightly degenerate than now
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Do you have a few minutes to discuss The Show
     
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  34. Gunners

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    free to discuss how dumb I am
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    Perfect
     
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  36. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I don’t get it big Dan.
     
  37. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I recently discovered that “Blucher” means Glue in Yiddish and that’s why the horse freaked out. Fantastic
     
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  38. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I’m ashamed it took me this long to remember “twister”. I quote the shit out of that.
     
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  39. SugarShaun

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    Mean Girls is a good one
     
  40. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    Good call. huge oversight on my part

    also, Forrest Gump is everywhere
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    Dan Levy’s and Annie Murray’s work in Schitt’s Creek should be remembered as one of the best comic duos of all time if history is just and fair.
     
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  42. Corky Bucek

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    Played 2112 on TouchTunes at bar full of college aged kids :facepalm: :laugh:
     
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  43. i am a bammer

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  44. Truman

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    Oh an amazon protest. Havent seen one of those since my 3rd sophomore year
     
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  45. Lip

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    posting from a nyc hotel with a bidet spraying my bhole right now

    Nug
     
  46. Nug

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    Ive never seen PCU

    catching strays errywhere
     
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  47. One Two

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    It’s terrible don’t waste your time
     
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  48. i am a bammer

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    PCU has music by Steve Vai?
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    What the fuck
     
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  50. ~ taylor ~

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    It’s basically early men’s rights propaganda. A precursor to the anti-political correctness, Jordan Peterson moment. I wonder how many nascent libertarians were profoundly affected by that stupidity.
     
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