Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The sound of a dog just going to town on its asshole with its tongue in the middle of the night is one of the most aggravating things to me.
     
    #4701 Name P. Redacted, May 16, 2022
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  2. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    this got our dog banished from the bedroom after it was waking our first born up
     
    #4702 beerme, May 16, 2022
  3. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    #4703 Tex, May 16, 2022
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  4. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    This is an amazing commercial

     
    #4704 Corky Bucek, May 16, 2022
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  5. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    pretty sure I got diagnosed with pulsatile tinnitus three years ago today. Thank raptor jesus for access to legal weed and white noise machines
     
    #4705 Cornelius Suttree, May 16, 2022
    ashy larry, TC, pearl and 3 others like this.
  6. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    #4706 One Two, May 16, 2022
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  7. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    you have a wife and a gf?
     
    #4707 Prospector, May 16, 2022
  8. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    How did you not know this, its like he goes out of his way to let everyone on the board know it.
     
    #4708 Hogview, May 16, 2022
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  9. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    idk, I just found out BlazingRebel was in a nonconventional relationship a week or two ago
     
    #4709 Prospector, May 16, 2022
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  10. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Neil is getting salty in his old age, but so am I, and I agree with him on this.
     
    #4710 fattus, May 16, 2022
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  11. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Wikicrawls are so funny to me. In just the latest example, I started on “Saline Valley salt tram” on the front page and 7 jumps later was on “Jesse Jane.”

    saline valley salt tram
    Saline valley
    Death Valley national park
    Furnace creek, California
    List of weather records
    1999 bridge creek - Moore tornado
    Moore, Oklahoma
    Jesse Jane
     
    #4711 fattus, May 16, 2022
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  12. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    I only do so to provide context :crossedarms:
     
    #4712 Eathan Edwards, May 16, 2022
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  13. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Damn, it took me 7 too -
    Saline Valley Salt Tram
    Inyo County
    Greater Los Angeles
    San Fernando Valley
    Pornucopia
    Jenna Jameson
    Night Moves Award
    Jesse Jane

    I think porn star in 5 is pretty good.
     
    #4713 racer, May 16, 2022
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  14. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    #4714 racer, May 16, 2022
    ~ taylor ~ and fattus like this.
  15. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    yea that fucking hold out left me in the trenches taking grenades on this board for years and then finally comes out once all the heavy lifting was done.

    jk BlazingRebel you know I love you
     
    #4715 Eathan Edwards, May 16, 2022
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  16. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    :20x4:
     
    #4716 BlazingRebel, May 16, 2022
    Dump, bigred77, Henry Blake and 2 others like this.
  17. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I’m in a poly relationship with my left and right hands.
     
    #4717 One Two, May 16, 2022
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  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Congrats! Wet or dry?
     
    #4718 Prospector, May 16, 2022
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  19. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Dual threat
     
    #4719 Eathan Edwards, May 16, 2022
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  20. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    This dude makes funny videos for tik tok/instagram and just learned he's a musician too, songs are actually really good

     
    #4720 teel, May 16, 2022
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s a shame because Neil sucks
     
    #4721 Name P. Redacted, May 16, 2022
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Petey rules
     
    #4722 Name P. Redacted, May 16, 2022
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  23. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight WPS
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    Frozen grapes are elite
     
    #4723 Gallant Knight, May 16, 2022
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  24. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #4724 dump, May 16, 2022
    broken internet, skiedfrillet, Tobias and 9 others like this.
  25. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    What? I thought I knew you BlazingRebel
     
    #4725 pearl, May 16, 2022
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  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Dove for a ball while playing catch this weekend (caught it) but now my shoulder is dead and I think I need surgery
     
    #4726 spagett, May 16, 2022
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  27. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Presented as a supplement to the Disney adults discussion.
     
    #4727 racer, May 17, 2022
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  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    My wife, SIL and two daughters were at Disneyland all day on Saturday. But, it was for grad night so hopefully that’s not weird. I did think of the Disney discussion.
     
    #4728 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2022
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  29. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    [​IMG]
     
    #4729 BlazingRebel, May 17, 2022
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  30. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That man is a pervert
     
    #4730 wes tegg, May 17, 2022
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  31. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Why would someone do this - I just don't get it.
     
    #4731 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  32. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    #4732 IV, May 17, 2022
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  33. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Why would that be weird
     
    #4733 The Blackfish, May 17, 2022
  34. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Who is this starting Offensive Tackle on the Master Chef roster.
     
    #4734 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  35. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    upload_2022-5-17_5-14-2.png
     
    #4735 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  36. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Mammoth Stabber
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    #4736 Funshot Residue, May 17, 2022
  37. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Looks like a bad Jon Lovitz impersonator
     
    #4737 racer, May 17, 2022
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  38. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Dont worry, we all thought you were weird long before this.
     
    #4738 Truman, May 17, 2022
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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    #4739 racer, May 17, 2022
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  40. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    what in the world :laugh::laugh:
     
    #4740 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  41. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    California Golden Bears

    GODDAMMIT
     
    #4741 AptosDuck, May 17, 2022
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  42. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Joe Withabee
     
    #4742 racer, May 17, 2022
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  43. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Obscure callback, well done.
     
    #4743 a.tramp, May 17, 2022
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  44. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    dudes rock

     
    #4744 ashy larry, May 17, 2022
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    because this

     
    #4745 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2022
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  46. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    100% this guy is getting some votes from Wire fans
     
    #4746 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  47. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    upload_2022-5-17_9-42-30.jpeg
     
    #4747 Eathan Edwards, May 17, 2022
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  48. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    facial hair guys: when you press on the occasional in-grown hair, do you often get multiple-hairs-stuck-together extruded?
     
    #4748 Det. Frank Bullitt, May 18, 2022
  49. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Yeah. I thought I was a mutant the first time this happened to me but google told me it was normal.
     
    #4749 seanofthedead86, May 18, 2022
  50. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Have never had an ingrown hair, but yes that is common
     
    #4750 Shawn Hunter, May 18, 2022
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