Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

My least favorite part of draft season is college football podcasts shoehorning in draft coverage. Sorry, I do not listen to your show for this content.

 

It's April
Maybe listen to something else this time of year

 

Nah

 

I won a raffle from a local small business today and then the elderly lady ringing me up at the grocery store told me I smelled good. I’m having a damn good day.

 

What did you win?

 

Pussy from a old lady. Keep up.

 

Helping that neighbor steal the squat rack really paid off in spades in karma

 

People still listen to podcasts?

 

A tshirt, sticker, and koozie. Sometimes it’s not about the prize, it’s about winning.

 

Very happy this was the next reply, we still got it.

 

Mine is the tornadoes.

 

Booger MacFarland blinks probably 200 times a minute.

 

Fuck yeah

 

What’s the best lounge in ATL airport

 

BK Lounge

 

16 yo. Apparently this is faster than Usain Bolt's personal best at the same age

 

Also shout-out to the kid calling that

Much better than I'd expect for a HS match

 

There’s a guy with a guitar and amp playing music at the airport gate… wut

 

I went to the new Centurion Lounge - v nice

 

There is a Baltimore oriole that, every single day, returns to my car’s driver side mirror to fight his reflection. I have named him Don Quixote

 

You talking about the track race? The Penn Relays are slightly more prestigious than your average HS track event and a flotrack sub costs $20/month. He better be good for that price.

 

I wonder if Taylor swift appreciates Tom waits’s music

 

Noted

 

Spent the last few days in Stockholm, first time in Sweden. I was not aware of how high their quality of free hotel breakfast was and I’m enjoying it

They like their scrambled eggs a bit…moist though

 

Sloppy, slimy eggs?

 

To the dbag bike dad clogging up rush hour traffic on a two lane road every morning:

Putting your children (and everyone else on the road) in danger so you can wear some spandex is an all time dick move. Take your kids to school in a car like a normal person.

 

Kids should take the bus and car dependency is especially bad for children

 

They just finally installed a 20mph school zone near daughters school because of all the cars speeding 60mph through there while kids trying to get to school on foot/scooter/bikes from nearby neighborhood

First day while dropping her off I saw cops giving about 8 tickets, they were everywhere. Cha-ching for the city

 

I haven’t run into this yet

 

As long as the onion does not touch the tomato

 

That’s just called disruption and innovation

 

Team bike dad. The leader your neighbourhood needs.

 

fuck school zones

 

If you’re going fast enough anything is a speed bump

 

survival of the fittest

 

My insurance changed this year, and I'm not sure if the pharmacy doesn't take it, or if the insurance doesn't cover my [generic] prescription. Anyway, the pharmacy just scans some coupon, and I pay $11.50 for a 90 day supply.

 

take it to the worse tweets of all time thread.

 

Got a coworker who is wildly artistic and from time to time I'll ask her to draw random things for me

Makes my day to have some of these cute pictures waiting on my desk when I get back from lunch

Spoiler

 

prior offs

 

This is adorable flirting.

 

Those are impressive, she should share them on an Instagram account if she doesn't have one. Those are the kinds of drawings you see on T-shirts at art festivals that people love to buy.

 

Team meeting at work and had a fun team building exercise of scategories

but I think it was a test to find the racist