I think Imma let this thread ride for about a week, then get really drunk and read it from start to finish. Should be amazing.
I'm just in here givin the boys a pep talk speech in my full geronimo indian head dress y'all called me right as i'm headin over there to switch into my braveheart outfit
If it doesn't work out for me here in Texas I'll just go over to Japan and be the biggest douche in that country too
completely unrelated and related. guy in Oregon I believe contracted the plague in his barn and lost his hands not to long ago might of died, idk
Pocahontas was an indian She like gravy by the ton The white men said they slept in her bed and got giblets stuck in their tongue Pocahontas was an indian She liked white men by the score Legend says she was on the pill And her nickname was fat injun whore
He's the poster boy of under-achievement. He's a student of eros. He's the station cancer. He's the devils own. GORDON KEITH!!
The other day me and a buddy were talking about all the old characters that used to be on but don't show up hardly anymore. I would like to find some microphone johnson, shory difazio, fake billy tubbs, ribby paltz, or cleo mortimer bits from back in the day. Also does anyone know if you can listen to all the felicity/dawsons creek spoofs that Gordo, Danny and Corby did online?
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-da-doo jeffrey dahmaa captain doo-doo as well overcusser/repro-man/obvious-man corby was so good as a yuk monkey
The last mammal I got into a headlock like that was a tasmanian devil who snuck into my grain storage.......... so i beat the hell out of milton bradley.... i broke like 20 bones in his face
i fixed him a nice meal after the game we sat down to some stuffed buzzard, some jackelope stew, and for desert we had some blue jay pudding
a lot of people think darvish is full blown japanese but he isn't he's actually half japanese and half iranian which still makes him 100% enemy