Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    Zuniga vs him

    :jizz:
     
  2. Gritty Badger

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    It’s a shame this is just a preseason game that doesn’t count for anything, you guys would be pretty big favorites if this was a real life college football game.
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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    4 more Saturdays

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    This is what I pay for
     
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    Jesus christ you dudes are feeling fucking entitled this year
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    This is so adorable.
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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    :doge:
     
  10. devine

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    Manny Diaz and Tate Martell are surely the ticket to success
     
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  11. danny2430

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    I definitely didn’t say that anywhere, but I’ll be damned at anybody saying UF will suddenly be a force to be reckoned with
     
  12. danny2430

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  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. Boo MFer!

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    I can quote stuff too, big guy!
     
  15. danny2430

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    Yeah but I did it before you so I win

    Btw I’m all ears for bbq in tampa that’s better than 4rivers...there has to be more out there
     
  16. TheGrifter

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    I really, really want the Tater to start for Miami this season.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    Jazzy’s.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    If miami pressures franks so much that he can never throw the ball, I think they will win

    #dbc #analysis
     
  19. Jack Parkman

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    I think you are taking us laughing at Tathan a little too overboard
     
  20. Corch

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    Miami fans unraveling, hate to see it
     
  21. 941Gator

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    umm hello
     
  22. Zebbie

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    Over Tua and Fromm? Good luck with that
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    I just downvoted you you non believer
     
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  26. devine

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    He’s a much worse Tate forcier
     
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    We had a true frosh at LT last year and he was one of the best in the country. If you're good you're good.
     
  28. Boo MFer!

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    It’s a good thing that pass was deflected or it might have hit gone the length of their IPF and hit the back wall.
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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    I’m old enough to remember banks the cane fan
     
  30. Shiggityshwo

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    I like how nobody's muddying up the game thread out of respect for dbc tweets by keeping the antsy in your pantsy preseason spats in here
     
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  33. Jack Parkman

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    The thought he’ll be the best QB in uniform on Aug 24th should drive you to drink
     
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  34. Fusiontegra

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    So in your head rn
     
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  35. Killy Me Please

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    Nothing to add. Just cracks me up seeing this. If anyone was creeping I'd have someone explaining to do

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  36. Shiggityshwo

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    ...the state of country music these days amirite

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  37. TC

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    I enjoy this thread title but I also wouldn't mind seeing a change to simply "Tathan"
     
  38. Truman

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  40. Fudd

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    TIL Tathan Martell has odds to win the Heisman.
     
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  41. El Tiburon

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    I see someone doesn't follow DannyBoyCane on Twitter.
     
  42. ned's head

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    I will study this stupid deal
     
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  43. Fudd

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    I thought he was eaten by a bear years ago?
     
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  44. IanBoyd

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    done
     
  45. Goose

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    Now you ruined the thread icon
     
  46. devine

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    Damn this is sick

     
  47. El Tiburon

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    More like the half-size of it, am I right?
     
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  48. IvanTheTerrible

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    Man KiKi going to turn on him with the quickness .
     
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  49. Fudd

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    If football doesn’t work out for him (spoiler: it won’t) he has a bright future with Fashionnova affiliate codes.
     
  50. IanBoyd

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    he can always be known as Rylee's brother.
     
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