Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. Roy

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    What the fuck is wrong with y’all? That Rylee chick is very attractive.
     
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  2. LuPoor

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    Can she cook you a meal or care for your children? Hard pass
     
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  3. BrickTamland

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  4. War Grundle

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    Not at all. She’s the exact opposite of what I find attractive.
     
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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    Thought they were BFR cuffs
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    we don’t agree on much but here we are same
     
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  7. Roy

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    This is like when you’re undecided on whether something is immoral or not and then a Trump supporter flies in with their opinion and removes all doubt so thank you
     
    #1857 Roy, Oct 23, 2021
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    lol she’s fucking ugly
     
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  9. Roy

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    Shut up grandpa

    but also congrats my dude❤️
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    pop-pop
     
  11. Lip

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    She’s not ugly.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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    beauty is subjective and imo she is
     
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  13. mp_22

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    She is absolutely not
     
    #1863 mp_22, Oct 23, 2021
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  14. bro

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    Having a fat (potentially fake) ass doesn’t alter the fact that she has fucked up her face
     
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  15. —

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    I don’t care what anyone thinks of her attractiveness, I’m not here to say she’s a 10.

    I am beyond amused by people not being able to just say “not for me” or better yet, not post in this thread. Instead we get a whole lot of “I love my wife!”

    it’s like someone asking you if you want a big beautiful cheeseburger and responding with “well actually I don’t want that cheese burger for every meal forever, I prefer 3 well balanced meals because in the long run I will have a better quality of life!”
     
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  16. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    We need to distinguish the difference between what you find attractive and what you would be willing to dip your wick into here at the mainboard dot com.
     
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    We’ve been searching for this answer for 12 years. Might take another 12
     
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  18. Stringer Bell

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    I only need one attractive body part to shoot my cum on without any other deplorable parts or disfigurements within view...there...problem solved. You're welcome TMB.
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    lol okay yeah or idk we can not find her attractive
     
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  20. IHHH

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    that might be the worst example ever to illustrate a point. It’s a royal
     
  21. Stringer Bell

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    I think he is saying that she is a big greasy Rallys/Checkers Big Buford burger and you may drive past a Rallys/Checkers a thousand times and say no...but once in those thousand times you will say yes. Personally I always eat at Rallys, so it's a yeah for me dog.
     
    #1871 Stringer Bell, Oct 24, 2021
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    K
     
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  23. Stringer Bell

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    Listen here my man I will bust a nut how i want and when I want. Don't judge me.
     
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  24. roggins

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    She’s not unattractive but her personality and her social media vibe is horrible. She generally looks like a terrible person. She’s not someone you’d want to have a relationship with but if you could fuck her once…
     
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  25. backinblack23

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    This is the correct take. She seems like a very shallow person and probably a real bore to be around but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t flip around on top of her naked for a few minutes.
     
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  26. BuckeyeRiot

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    Love makin is for relationships my man.
     
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  27. Doc Louis

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    Yeah she deserved a formatted three paragraph post in her defense.
     
  28. 40wwttamgib

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    marriage*
     
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  29. roggins

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    upload_2021-10-24_11-8-5.gif *
     
  30. StupidFlanders

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    Still no OnlyFans and stuck at 92K on IG. She needs to pivot

     
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  31. LuPoor

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    Like to an associate's program in nursing or cosmetology
     
  32. oldberg

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    I find this woman very attractive everybody!
     
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  33. oldberg

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    Just wanted that out there
     
  34. C Yank

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    Pretty surprising because her friend has an OF
     
  35. Shinzon

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  36. Tarpon Nole

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    Is that sanitary to be in restaurants with your bhole and other bits rubbing on chairs and stuff?
     
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  37. War Grundle

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    Especially hers. She’s so trashy.
     
  38. —

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    I love my wife
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    I hope she's vaccinated!
     
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  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    Just left that place earlier today.
     
  41. Shinzon

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  42. ned's head

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  44. Kevintensity

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    Running his sister's onlyfans probably
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    Sign up now to get your complimentary Martell farts in a jar.
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Couldve said Fartell
     
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    “Tate is excited to announce his partnership with Herbalife!”
     
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  49. ned's head

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    Looks like tathan got one of those sweet OF asshole photographer jobs we've all been jealous of
     
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  50. Boo MFer!

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