SEC Basketball Thread

I already bought you a ticket. Need someone to fluff boner

 

Nabors is such a douche

 

This dude is such a loser

 

Vandy going for the all-time record fine for storming the court tonight?

 

If we had not lost to Florida we could have dropped it on purpose and get a big NIL boost.

 

lol at the Vandy kid with a mullet yelling fuck you repeatedly at Kelley

 

He passed it off of Broome's head lol

 

So many good games going on right now. This league rules

 

ESPN App quad box was built for this

 

Has Broome ever been called for a foul that he didn’t complain about?

 

Well he never fouls so…

 

Clanga forgot how to offense after halftime.

 

Has Philon even been called for a foul that he didn't complain about?

 

There’s a thought.

 

No, just whined like Deuce.

 

Everytime that I see Grant Nelson, I become more heterosexual. Ugly ass motherfucker.

 

The man is a Dakota 8

 

SEC Basketball Worst Whining Rankings

1. Bama TMB posters whining about Auburn whining
2. Johni Broome when called for a foul

 

I’d say 6.

 

Best case scenario, it looked really bad when it happened. Hopefully Martin is back Saturday, seems like Golden has been underplaying his injury.

 

The game on Saturday needs to be played in the Publix Parking lot

 

No reason we can't get a TMB game before the game

 

Doesn’t seem ideal

 

The Mile White Experience

 

For the other teams

 

This is what will give us the edge in March

 

Every other school in the SEC is in the locker room during the anthem. Auburn is the only one that stays out for it. Has been this way since Pearl arrived

 

I know what we can point too when we have tired legs and get blown out by some A10 team on the 1st Saturday of the tournament.

This will be after complaints where we got the #1 overall seed and sent to the PNW Region and forced to play at 1am EST Thursday then draw a Noon game on Saturday

 

Do we know if Pat Adams will be the Ref at the Iron Bowl of Basketball on Saturday?

I need to know how deeply Barn cries will be heard across the region

 

Well he is terrible at his job so...

 

If you had to accept one of them on your game, who are you taking?

Pat Adams
Doug Shows

 

but probably Pat Adams

 

Can I choose the ground opening and swallowing them both?

 

Lure them into a windowless van with promises of a video review. Then drive that van off a cliff

 

It's pretty incredible they are both allowed to call final 4 games.

 

I don't know the refs name but the head official of our game against OU was not only terrible but would also put his face into the monitor like it was a microphone. So the big screen was showing a shot of just his head every time there was a review. It was like watching my 70 year old mom use an iphone for the first time.

 

Both of these bums wish they were TV Teddy, the goat of woats.

 

Shows and it's not close. I may hate how he calls games but I know what I'm going to be getting. There is a style of play that can take advantage of Shows being on the court. Pat is chaotic. Things are completely random. I hate it.

 

what odin said. you've no idea what you're going to get with adams from one game to the next.