Sydney Sweeney:Making Areolas Great Again

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    What flavor did she choose? Coconuts and melons?
     
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    Disagree, it extenuates her magnificent elbows.
     
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    She's the biggest sex symbol in America since...?
     
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    Dante’s mom
     
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    disrespectful to Margot Robbie
     
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    I feel like this is overblown. Is she a bigger “sex symbol” than any other one? Now before anyone thinks I’m saying anything bad about her I’m simply saying “blond with big tits” is as American as anything else. It’s the default setting for “sex symbol” she just happens to be the current collective obsession.
     
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    scarlet Johansson. Jennifer Lawrence, alexandra daddario, Kate Upton, Em Rat, Margot Robbie, Megan Fox

    that’s a small list of recent sex symbols and idk if you could consider her bigger than any of them.
     
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    There's no way this is true. Also, let's not get side tracked in the convo that all cup sizes are equal. 34D != 36 D.

    34 is a pretty small woman. Much smaller than the avg US woman
     
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    What's funny about that article is, it basically argues "her boobs aren't massive balloons. But look how perfect they are. What if they weren't perfect?"
     
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  28. Lip

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    it basically says that fat women have big boobs too

    thanks, writer
     
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    Based on memory and not googling, I think everyone on your list is an accurate comparison except Megan Fox and Robbie. Both of them are hot for reasons other than bust size.
     
  30. Lip

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    Agreed. And no, Em Rat and Daddario were not as big as Sydney who just hosted SNL and is popping up everywhere. The average woman doesn’t know who they are.

    Maybe JLaw and Upton, in large part bc of their leaks.
     
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    "Her breasts aren't even like normal huge breasts. They're so perky that she can tape them up and they stay in place."

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    There’s nothing I love more than a strong female woman with big heavy breasts.
     
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    This reads like a tame dril tweet
     
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    More of a thigh gap man myself. That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
     
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    I don’t mean to be crude ladies but that’s just how the straight mind works.
     
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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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    She wasn't considered a sex symbol until the fappening leaks, which discounts her imo, before that she was like the goofy "girl next door" that was most well known for tripping during awards shows.
     
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    We really leaving Kate Beckinsale out?
     
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    What? She was known for walking around covered in nothing but blue paint.
     
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    Why are all yall sex symbols solely white women?
     
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    I spent 30 minutes looking at present day photos of Eve last week. She’s still got it. Was also shocked at what her husband looks like.
     
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    Back a bit further but don’t forget about the pop stars, Britney, Christina. Jessica Simpson for the 12 months after Dukes if Hazard came out. Katy Perry’s a good shout for someone closer to today.
     
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    Beyonce any era erasure
     
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    more a RiRi guy myself
     
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