Telemarketers - HBO

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  1. LookslikeUofI

    LookslikeUofI Well-Known Member
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    #1 LookslikeUofI, Aug 13, 2023
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  2. Tarpon Nole

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    This is absolutely wild
     
    #2 Tarpon Nole, Aug 14, 2023
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  3. Mix

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    End of the episode making fun of his band was so funny.
     
    #3 Mix, Aug 15, 2023
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  4. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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    Very popular band.
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    #4 Sanjuro, Aug 15, 2023
  5. The Hebrew Husker

    The Hebrew Husker Got it!
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    This Pat dude is wild. Maybe ahead of his time.
     
    #5 The Hebrew Husker, Aug 16, 2023
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  6. spagett

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    I thought this was a mockumentary for the first 10-15 minutes

    Pat is an amazing character
     
    #6 spagett, Aug 17, 2023
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  7. Truman

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    Didnt know we had a thread on this. Absolutely nuts. I kept wondering why all these people would stay there if they're not getting commissions. Then I realized they employ the unemployable and are basically trapped.

    Just terrible people.
     
    #7 Truman, Aug 18, 2023
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  8. Fidelio

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    Fuckn jersey, man
     
    #8 Fidelio, Aug 18, 2023
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  9. spagett

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    Another good episode
     
    #9 spagett, Aug 21, 2023
  10. Tarpon Nole

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    “TOP 10 WORST CHARITEYS!!!!!”
     
    #10 Tarpon Nole, Aug 21, 2023
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  11. Fidelio

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    McDonald’s vs Dunkin’ wifi
     
    #11 Fidelio, Aug 21, 2023
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  12. The Hebrew Husker

    The Hebrew Husker Got it!
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    “Maybe you should try a lighter touch”
     
    #12 The Hebrew Husker, Aug 21, 2023
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  13. Mix

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    Never thought that maybe Pat might suck at this.
     
    #13 Mix, Aug 21, 2023
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  14. letan

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    So many wild characters in this. Pat and basically everyone from CDG, the murderer telemarketer, the reverend and so on
     
    #14 letan, Aug 21, 2023
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Thread icon needs to be the Giants logo for Pat LookslikeUofI
     
    #15 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 22, 2023
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  16. LookslikeUofI

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    Done. Was leaning toward New Jersey devils. But he rocks that starter jacket
     
    #16 LookslikeUofI, Aug 22, 2023
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  17. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Enjoying the show.
     
    #17 DUCKMOUTH, Aug 22, 2023
  18. spagett

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    Pat's such a great documentary character

    I'd put him up there with Mike from American Movie

    I loved him talking shit about McDonald's wifi and praising dunkin donuts' "blazin wifi"

    Also while on the phone with the southern lady "oh, two stars, that's fantastic!"
     
    #18 spagett, Aug 22, 2023
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  19. Volholic16

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    Had a good chuckle at this. Pretty wild show.
     
    #19 Volholic16, Aug 23, 2023
  20. spagett

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    Pat's fucking blind guy glasses and oversized suit

    Like Date Mike for interviews
     
    #20 spagett, Aug 23, 2023
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  21. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Put some respect on Patrick J. Pespas name
     
    #21 Corch, Aug 23, 2023
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  22. CUtigers

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    Couldn't remember the name of American Movie, but it was the first thing I thought of while watching this.
     
    #22 CUtigers, Aug 26, 2023
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  23. spagett

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    Shoutout to the guy who put this together for realizing Pat was the star.

    I love Patrick J. Pespas
     
    #23 spagett, Aug 27, 2023
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  24. Tarpon Nole

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    The AI, the robots!!! They’re calling from the cyberspace!!!!!
     
    #24 Tarpon Nole, Aug 28, 2023
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  25. Mix

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    Pat and his wife in the car talking about how excited he must be made me so happy.
     
    #25 Mix, Aug 28, 2023
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  26. Tarpon Nole

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    Tommy’s a bit of a psychopath, I’ll be honest with you
     
    #26 Tarpon Nole, Aug 28, 2023
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  27. Fidelio

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    IMG_1640.jpeg
     
    #27 Fidelio, Aug 28, 2023
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  28. Tarpon Nole

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    fuck that senator. Dude lied on camera to Pat’s face
     
    #28 Tarpon Nole, Aug 28, 2023
  29. Mix

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    My wife every day

     
    #29 Mix, Aug 28, 2023
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  30. spagett

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    Wax face ass bitch
     
    #30 spagett, Aug 28, 2023
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  31. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    "Is it like ridin a roller coaster?"
     
    #31 spagett, Aug 28, 2023
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  32. The Hebrew Husker

    The Hebrew Husker Got it!
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    “Samsonite, I was way off!”

    - Lloyd Christmas
    - Patrick J Pespas
     
    #32 The Hebrew Husker, Aug 28, 2023
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I love how when Pat has to interview someone his first thing is “let me grab my sunglasses”
     
    #33 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 30, 2023
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  34. spagett

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    I'll take em off when he walks in
     
    #34 spagett, Aug 30, 2023
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  35. MtOread

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    Dub for Patrick J Pespas
     
    #35 MtOread, Sep 11, 2023
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  36. Tarpon Nole

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    I need pat and his glasses to testify before Congress.
     
    #36 Tarpon Nole, Sep 11, 2023
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  37. MtOread

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    #37 MtOread, Sep 30, 2023
  38. Truman

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    :(
     
    #38 Truman, Sep 30, 2023
  39. Fidelio

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    damn
     
    #39 Fidelio, Sep 30, 2023
  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    He knew too much
     
    #40 spagett, Sep 30, 2023
  41. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Started this tonight and had no idea it was real until I read through this thread.
     
    #41 Pelican, Oct 6, 2023
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  42. spagett

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    Praise HIM
     
    #42 spagett, Oct 26, 2023
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  43. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    :chatzy:
     
    #43 Pelican, Oct 26, 2023
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  44. spagett

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    Hoping this was all an act to get a 2nd season and it pays off
     
    #44 spagett, Oct 30, 2023
  45. RalfBully

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    Finally got around to this today. Bananas
     
    #45 RalfBully, Dec 26, 2023
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