The 2022 Academy Awards

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  1. bro

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    Lots of people at the Oscars probably begging for cumberbatch to win here. But abc needs will smith
     
  2. BP

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    Will smith wouldn’t last long at a roast.
     
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  3. Doyle McPoyle

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    Plus Smith was literally laughing at the joke. I also don't think it's a guarantee that Rock knows she had that condition.
     
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  4. Handcuffed

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    he is about to win a massive award and he could've just mentioned the disease in his speech and how you never know the battles people are going through, etc. and how he's proud of his wife.

    instead, he acted like an idiot.
     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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    what a time to be a live audience
     
  6. dump

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    Sidney Poitier looking down from Heaven and seeing Will Smith win a best actor award
     
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    Billie!!! Hell yes!
     
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  8. dump

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    Jada is a bitch
     
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  10. dump

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    THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
     
  11. dump

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    Hollywood loves them some boring ass Bond songs
     
  12. laxjoe

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  13. RoderickJaynes

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    So how much did will Smith and Chris rock get from some ABC exec desperate to get ratings back up?
     
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  14. bro

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    I agree, what are we doing.
     
  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    costner trying to bore the audience into forgetting what happened
     
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  16. bro

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  17. HoosDaMan

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    Kevin Costner trying to fuck Oscar
     
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  18. bro

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  19. dump

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    get to the fucking point Costner
     
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  20. dump

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    what a dogshit set of nominees

    but fuck you Spielberg
     
  21. RoderickJaynes

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    Jane Campion about to double down on Sam Elliott being a bitch and he comes up on stage and kicks her. It’s the only way this oscars can go
     
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  22. bro

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    Campion just shitting on Costner. See is such a jerk lol
     
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  23. CMoney128

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    Ugh Jane Campion, so lame
     
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    if i could ask jane campion anything, i would ask her if she thinks men write their names on their pornography collections
     
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    Whether real or not...I wonder if someone will get to both of them before this is over and come to an understanding that they will say it was a bit. Would be smart from a PR move.
     
  26. dump

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    I thought Best Directors would direct good movies
     
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  27. bcuga

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    Nobody will believe them if they call it a bit
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't know who owns the rights to the Nice Guys. But I'm thinking about a tie in where Russel Crowe punches Ryan Gosling in the dick at the Golden Globes, and HBO picks up a 6-8 episode series where those two goofs bumble around and solve a crime as private detectives.
     
  29. RoderickJaynes

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    This is my favorite bit
     
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  30. CMoney128

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    I’d ask her when the last time she spoke to a minority was

    …pre Venus Williams, of course
     
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  31. RoderickJaynes

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    Also bronco Henry is just being pragmatic, if he loses his gay porn mags, whoever finds them on the range will know who to return them to
     
  32. bro

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    Half of people here and on Twitter already do.
     
  34. clemsontyger04

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    This used to trigger me. Like a fucking ptsd
     
  35. bro

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    I guess props to Chris rock for continuing with the speech and not just ripping a ton of jokes
     
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  37. The Hebrew Husker

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    I hope it goes full WWF and Chris Rock comes out and tackles him while giving an acceptance speech.
     
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  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    yes the commonly celebrated 28th anniversary

    this telecast is completely batshit even without the slap
     
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  39. bcuga

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    Uma Thurman still has got it
     
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  40. bro

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    Can’t tell if this is great or awful
     
  41. dump

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    Travolta looks like a Bond villain
     
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  42. laxjoe

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    Ahh the never remembered 28th anniversary.
     
  43. laxjoe

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    Yes
     
  44. bro

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    This is gonna be so awkward
     
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  45. laxjoe

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    I mean this is going to be amazing
     
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  46. dump

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    COME ON WILL SMITH
     
  47. 1

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    If Will wins.....he has to address it right? Right?!?
     
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  48. The Hebrew Husker

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    His face there makes me think it was real.
     
  49. rut row

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    i think i need a mental health day off tomorrow
     
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