Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Whammy Business

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    I’d advocate the Patriots make this trade, but they don’t have two young defensive starters worth a shit.
     
  2. MG2

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    I like when agents do things like this to call out the idiots

     
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  3. steamengine

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    Bill Barnwell and Pablo Torre were talking about how there is absolutely no way the Texans can trade Watson to the pats for PR reasons, so that’s likely what will happen.
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Dan sileo I think has a mental disorder, he’s constantly posting random breaking news in sports that I’m not sure has ever been right
     
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  5. bertwing

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    Sounds like our very own Jack Parkman
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Jack Parkman

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    ▪ Here’s how Jimmy Johnson said he would approach the Deshaun Watson situation if he ran the Houston Texans

    “You knock on [Watson’s] door, have a couple beers, say, ‘How can we work this out?’

    “And if he says no, go back and knock on his door [the next day] and say, ‘How can we work this out? Put it on him, if he says ‘I need this,’ work together and get this done. I wouldn’t let him go. They’ve got no shot if they let him go.”

    Meanwhile, ESPN’s Adam Schefter said of Watson: “He’s not planning to speak to anyone with the Texans. He’s not planning to report. Who blinks first in this game of chicken? I don’t think he’s going to budge on this.”

    Johnson said “Watson is worth more [in return] than any trade I’ve ever seen.”
     
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  8. steamengine

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    The Herschel Walker trade is the only analog
     
  9. steamengine

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    Watson’s rep said him saying he won’t report isn’t true FYI
     
  10. MG2

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    A report saying Watson's agent told the Texans he's not reporting, and a report saying Watson isn't planning on reporting, are different things. The former is the report his agent said wasn't true.
     
  11. laxjoe

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    What’s with people saying Herbert is better than Watson? It’s not the first time I’ve seen this argument either. Probably the second dumbest argument behind Watson isn’t as good as 2007 prime Brady so he’s not an elite QB
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. skiedfrillet

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    herbert had better hair until he cut it all off
     
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  14. Houndster

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    Watson is better but I think Herbert is the better asset considering his age and current contract
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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    he turns 23 next month, so game 1 he’s only 2 years younger than Watson this year

    not too big of a difference
     
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  16. CF3234

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  17. Houndster

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    But by game 2 he’ll be back to being 3 years younger

    And the contract is a huge difference
     
  18. TC

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    Plus Herbert can take coaching. You haven't seen him have any problems with life coaches
     
  19. Jack Parkman

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    QB’s are going to Super Bowls at 43 now a days

    Watson has 20 more years left*


    *I can change my mind if he goes to the Jets
     
  20. Celemo

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    now he has two
     
  21. WC

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    Can the Panthers have Watson pls
     
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  22. TC

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    Two 1s, two 2s, Jeremy Chinn and Derrick Brown was the price I heard
     
  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    talented QBs on rookie deals are about as valuable as you can get

    would still prefer Watson as my QB any day of the week
     
  24. MG2

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    This was the exact offer I thought of when I saw that Houston writer suggest it would take "two 1s, two 2s, and a couple young starters on defense." Seemed oddly specific and almost tailored to Carolina, although I'm sure the Jets and Dolphins could do similar or better based on their picks.
     
  25. Upton^2

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    The Herbert stuff all started when Orlovsky said the chargers were one of the teams that shouldn’t be calling Houston for Deshaun
     
  26. WC

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    That’s a stiff ask. The picks I could stomach, but the future of the D is based on Chinn, Brown, and Brian Burns. Not much point in getting Watson if it costs any chance of a good D for 3-4 years.

    Id give them Teddy and a large bag of footballs.
     
  27. spagett

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    Lovie hiring his son... again

    He never played football and was a history major in college. He's never had a job his dad didn't give him
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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    Lol Armando Salguero

     
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  29. laxjoe

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  30. hood b. goode

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    did he pay back the $1 million he stole from the state of Mississippi yet?
     
  31. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he’s probably so pissed to see a black guy make more money than he did
     
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  32. Butthead

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    an extra year of team control agewise because herbert left as a senior and watson left as a junior is going to be worth like $40 million by the time herbert's rookie deal is done
     
  33. Jack Parkman

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    Should just quit multiple times Deshaun
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    This is Joel Osteen’s women be shoppin’

     
  35. lunchbox

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    Can we not
     
  36. BudKilmer

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    just an absolute jabroni

    and that’s the worst Boston accent I’ve ever heard in my life
     
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  37. laxjoe

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    what am i looking at here?
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Jack Easterby, the weird spiritual advisor jabroni that Cal McNair chose over Deshaun
     
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  39. laxjoe

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  40. JGator1

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    I thought con men were supposed to have charisma, that's insanely cringeworthy
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    bad dabo cosplay
     
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  42. Handcuffed

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    i've never been outside of weddings. is that what church is like?

    seems way different than i expected
     
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    everyday is another little gift of misery
     
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  44. laxjoe

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    no
     
  45. JGator1

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    No, this is a corny youth pastor. Went to several Christian youth camps in middle school/high school :facepalm: and it's usually people like this leading things.
     
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  46. Chipper>Jeter

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    Brett really needs to quit taking pills with his booze
     
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  47. joe-

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    he’s always gonna be the same amount younger because that’s how time works
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Yeah but one day he’ll be a boomer.
     
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  49. Jack Parkman

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    Of course but we are only talking 2 years, not like it’s an 7-8 year difference
     
  50. spagett

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    Probably keeps him flaccid so he refrains from dick pics
     
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