The Deshaun Watson vs Texans thread

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  1. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I used to make fun of my buddies that are Bears fans for taking Trubisky and passing on Mahomes and Watson. Can't include Watson in that anymore.
     
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  2. DeToxRox

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  3. steamengine

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    Hey, I know that guy
     
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  4. Doc Louis

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    And that Instagram post where he rambles about HPD because that's the part no one cares about.

     
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  5. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  6. Gallant Knight

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    How many of the lawsuits are Jane doe vs Watson
     
  7. steamengine

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  8. DeToxRox

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    Who has this much time for massages?
     
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  9. Dump

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  10. NP13

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    That just proves that he didn't try to take advantage of the veteran therapists. Hurts him IMO.
     
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  11. BUstang

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    I think we can all agree - Deshaun loves massages.
     
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  12. DeToxRox

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  13. jac3672

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    As a big fan of DW4 and Clemson, I feel better knowing that we've got dozens upon dozens of masseuses coming forward with their stories of how DW4 treated them with respect. Seems normal to me.
     
  14. LetItSoak

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    What about all of the people he didn't assault!?!?
     
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  15. racer

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    He must interact with 10’s of women that he doesn’t rape every single day!
     
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  16. TimJimothy

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    Hell, I bet he's even got a friend that's a masseuse!
     
  17. ashy larry

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    the time I met DW4 he didn’t precum on his belly
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    My perception on why I think he’s guilty. There are plenty of massage therapists in Houston. He also has access to probably some of the best in the world just being a Texan. The fact that he found women on IG and flew them in tells me all I need know. He was looking for particular types based on his sexual preference, low key needs, etc. no need to go to all that trouble if your him and just need legit deep tissue work.

    Guilty
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    And why are the Houston Texans so bad at physical therapy he'd need that many from so many different people?
     
  20. ShuPoor

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    Easterby has phased out physical therapy in favor of laying on hands
     
  21. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I’d be downright insulted if I were you.
     
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  22. Harry Twatter

    Harry Twatter Brooks was here

    oohhh, maybe that’s it. The Texans knew about this problem and brought in Easterby to heal DW and repair the culture.
     
  23. steamengine

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    Seems like Hugh Freeze had a bigger impact.
     
  24. laxjoe

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    i don't think this is as helpful to him as they had thought.
     
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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. AbeFroman

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    Some of whom weren't even licensed or trained massage therapists.
     
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  27. Big Meech

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    Also known as prostitutes.
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    Didn't the lawyer say he'd filed reports with the police? Or was going to? And now he's not bc of the police chief, who is leaving, and the son of Watson's lawyer is a cop? His entire social media campaign sucks.

    Doesn't change my opinion bc there's too many women at this point but just not a fan of that lawyer.
     
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  29. DUCKMOUTH

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    yeah the lawyer certainly is helping the perception of the Clemson fan base.... Like that would matter though. They are like Trump supporters.. Clemson guys can’t do no wrong
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    Jack off with dipspit again fella
     
  31. DUCKMOUTH

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  32. Big Meech

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    Say what?
     
  33. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just seems anytime a person held in high regard from a program gets in shit fans from the school twist it. It’s not just Clemson fans. Those here may be more reasonable, but post from
    Home boards tell a different story.


    Plus why miss an opportunity to haze an entire fan base?
     
  34. Big Meech

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    What homeboard do you speak of?
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    pick a program. Maybe just a poor attempt by me to take a jab at Clemsons fans though.
     
  36. Big Meech

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    Yeah
     
  37. racer

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    This thread is littered with screenshots from the Clemson boards.
     
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  38. Big Meech

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    From the shittiest shitpot of free Clemson boards
     
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  39. DUCKMOUTH

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    Early reactions here seems sensitive though. You can pick on Southern Miss.... plenty of material...
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    He's using a double negative. Thanks for calling us perfect.
     
  41. bertwing

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    I don’t think prostitutes would have a problem with him climaxing and them only having to touch his thighs
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    Look, pal, just because games were over after the first drive didn't mean Chad Morris called it a day. No sir you paid for that ticket and he wanted to make sure you got what you paid for: four full quarters of his brand of football. It's called being professional.
     
  43. Sir Phobos

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    Watson's attorney claiming all statements made in support were voluntary lmao. Watson must truly be a righteous holy man to have nearly 20 women come out from their personal lives to speak up for him on their own accord and with no prompting.
     
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  44. Big Meech

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    Just to be clear - it’s OK to call these women liars?
     
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  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    I think it’s weird that this guy has had at a minimum over 40 different massage therapists over the last couple years.
     
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  46. UncleJesse

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    He is calling the lawyer a liar, not the women. The sentence reads the lawyer said....
     
  47. Big Meech

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    You think?
     
  48. Big Meech

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    The women have signed their names to it.
     
  49. Doc Louis

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    No shit. Even Groupon would think that's a lot.