Went out for the first time in forever last night after a wedding. I was like a dog that had been kept inside all day. Normally a jog and some vitamin water knocks these right out. Today it's only made it worse
I was gonna tell you a story about my hangover but it kept coming out all retarded so I just deleted it. Sad thing is there were things I was supposed to accomplish today that apparently will not be getting done
Yep. Was supposed to head into the office to get a few things done. Looking forward to working til after 7 the next few nights instead. Goddamn if that doesn't tickle my anxiety
Debating what show to lay here and watch. Anyone know if this HBO weed show High Maintenance is any good?
Got a little too aggressive with the tailgating yesterday, got bounced by the Police, and woke up in this thread today.
Told one of those rent a security guards that work games to fuck off when I was trying to get to my seat. I'll own that, my bad. Start of the 4th quarter 6 cops show up and ask me to head out with them it was explained to me that said security guard thought I was intimidating him while I was in the stands - who knows. Just a complete drunken fuck around.
i always want to disobey security guards or people who set up perimeters and say "don't walk through here, you gotta go around." What authority do you have? But then I think better of it
Managed to go to panera o get some soup and about had a panic attack having to interact with other people.
I have a great hangover cure. First, you smoke weed and then you lay on your couch for 24 hours and then you're cured.
Started drinking at 7:45 in the morning and got home at 1. Woke up at 6 to puke and somehow bruised my nose in the process. I don't know why I do this to myself.
9 month update on this post. I got blackout, threw a 12-pack of beer and hit the girl I really liked in the face. She still hates me, and I suffered from a 2-day hangover.
Thankfully no. She was in the backseat and I was getting into the passenger seat and I went "Here, hold this" and chucked the case back there. She clearly wasn't paying attention. Good times.
Worst one in a while the other day. Honestly thought about going to hospital for fluids lol. Room was spinning. I had nothing in my stomach but kept trying to throw up. My neck locked up so I took a hot shower to loosen it. I ended up trying to fart and shitting myself in the shower. I would say overall I took 5 poops and 4 pukes. I went with 4 aspirin and fell back asleep sweating. Crazy enough, when I woke back up hours later i actually felt ok.
I’m in here trying to hide the extent of my hangover from my wife. About to take over daddy duty while trying not to vomit and sweating bullets. This should be fun.
As in stomach issues during or after? I’ve had some legendary ‘find a toilet’ to shit stories while being out.