The Hangover Thread.

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  1. TC

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    I once woke up from a dream where I was just dreaming of a vast, featureless body of water that stretched from horizon to horizon. Like I wasn't dreaming about anyone or anything, just straight up fucking elemental water
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me. Eating Me!!!!!!
     
  3. Guns

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    I don't smoke sober but when drunk cigarettes become the equivalent of smoky, delicious pixie sticks and proceed to smoke 10-12 over the course of the night. my god how they compound my hangovers. I've got an e cigarette but it's just not the same.
     
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  4. thunderstruck

    thunderstruck I'm a Boss


    This right here is why I found it pretty easy to quit drunk smoking (never was a sober smoker so maybe that also made it an easier habit to kick)
     
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  6. Tiffin

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    Guys sorry, I'm not going to be the one to kill TheBlackGuy

    Sounds like a job for NoleNBlue
     
  7. TC

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    It's like fucking clockwork. Smh
     
  8. TC

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    Anyone else at work today after binge drinking all weekend in honor of :americafuckyeah:

    Cause I am and it feels terrible
     
  9. kennypowers

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    I don't know how much wine I drank at a wedding last night but it's safe to assume it was an unhealthy amount. It's nap time.
     
  10. oldberg

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  11. Guns

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    I drank heavily for 15 nights straight. Cruise to Mexico segued directly into a week in Iceland. Got back Sunday night and promptly slept for 14 hours.
     
  12. dathalfnukkahd

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    If you were in Reykjavik, can you tell me how the night life was there? Actually need it for research.
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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  14. BrickTamland

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    Did some filets in my cast iron last night while drinking a bourbon or two, then of course two glasses of cab with he meal. That is apparently all that is required for a hangover anymore.

    Fuck I hate being 34 sometimes.
     
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  15. Guns

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    chill monday through wednesday. Things heat up bit Thursday night. Fri and Sat they rage from 12-5 am.
     
  16. Joe_Pesci

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    why do i drink alcohol

    it's 12:30 and i still feel like shit
     
  17. Tobias

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    its 3:30 here and i feel awful.

    working a half day tomorrow and then going to a concert tuesday night

    i am already imagining wednesday and thinking shooting myself may be a reasonable option
     
  18. TC

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    Based on what Arkadin has invited me to Thursday night, I'm gonna go ahead and make an appointment here for Friday morning
     
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  19. * J Y *

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    I want to die.
     
  20. Arkadin

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    Gonna be a lot of people feeling like shit imo
     
  21. Angry Dolphin

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    Dealing with the post week at the beach withdrawal shakes and catching up on a weeks worth of work has been excruciating.
     
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  22. TC

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    I know that feel bro. Thankfully I'm not feeling it currently because I drank like a responsible adult this weekend :smug:
     
  23. dathalfnukkahd

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    I have a wedding in northern Michigan this weekend. Gotta drive back down Sunday morning to catch a flight in Detroit. I can already see the terrible hungover while driving situation happening a week away.
     
  24. AubCabs

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    god dammit
     
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  25. wes tegg

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  26. PhupaPhever

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    Has anyone ever had an IV to cure a hangover? There is a place in NOLA called the Remedy Room to get one, but it's absurdly expensive.
     
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  27. Capstone 88

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    We went there with my buddy on his bachelor party. He said it didn't do much, but I think he had alcohol poisoning
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Talked about that this morning. I would've paid north of $200.
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

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    The that nap comes after eating and starting to feel relatively normal again is always top tier
     
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  30. Tobias

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    i am planning on drinking tonight and then going into work tomorrow to finish expense reports

    the odds that i sleep in and go see jurassic park are very high
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    The older I've gotten has made me appreciate being able to drink and know I don't have shit to do the next day. Getting fucked up tonight, grilled on my new father's day grill, watching 3 cards of boxing and tomorrow all I will do is drink a bunch of liquids and watch Orange is the New Black and GOT
     
  32. oldberg

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    i'm still feeling like balls
     
  33. hardcorekickball

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    tequila has entered my body so tomorrow wont be fun
     
  34. The Guglia

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    You can go to a minute clinic and get an IV. It will only cost you $25 or whatever your co-pay is.

    People forget things like that.
     
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  35. PhupaPhever

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    What is this minute clinic you speak of?
     
  36. Tiffin

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    Think it's another term for a doc in the box.
     
  37. TaylorFartinez

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  38. dathalfnukkahd

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    It happened
     
  39. Guns

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    drank until about 4 am last Saturday. Was worthless all day Sunday and had mush head all Monday at work. Was still a little sleepy come Tuesday morning. Today is the first day I feel normal. I think I've found a new frontier gentlemen. The 3 day hangover.
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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  41. Biff Bridges

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    Woke up hungunder this morning. It's taking all my willpower to continue reading message boards instead of getting some work done but I'm powering through.
     
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  42. PhupaPhever

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    Is this real life
     
  43. Kirk Fogg

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    Punting my hangover to tomorrow by having some cocktails at the airport.
     
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  44. The Milkman

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    Same with me. Already blowing through Dale's Pale Ale this morning while smoking a pork butt and tri tip
     
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  45. mb711

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    struggle city over here
     
  46. * J Y *

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    2 margaritas deep after waking up still drunk. Going to top golf in a bit. Ill be checking in tomorrow with a short update because i won't be able to type.
     
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  47. bro

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    im dying


    what's the glorious meal I need to fix my life?
     
  48. thunderstruck

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    I had eggs, grits, biscuits and gravy. The amount of food forced out some nasty shits so I'm starting to come around.
     
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  49. TheChatch

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    Pretty banged up right now...