The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. DirtBall

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    Haven’t seen/used it yet, OHW texted about it a while back. Looks fine but no idea if it’s adding anything over regular floss/waterpik till I see some studies.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    In saying that, if spending money on a flosser that shakes gets you to use it everyday vs flossing once a week, buy one immediately.
     
  3. ned's head

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    You dicks, now I'm looking at flossers. Anyone have a good non-electric handled flosser? The disposable ones I've tried aren't great ergonomically, but maybe the heavy duty ones are better
     
  4. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    Need some gratuitous ass pics…and more info on this flosser
     
  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    I am
    Not buying a flosser
     
  6. ned's head

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    Doc'd
     
  7. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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    in the show, the character is a scientist who time travels but when he did so he landed up in a different body. each episode is about him, in what to other characters appears to be a totally different person, doing a good deed, righting a wrong, etc. until he "leaps" into another body for another episode, trying ultimately to "leap" home to his time in his body. DirtBall is saying he, as a dentist, did his good deed by improving your oral hygiene.
     
  8. Lip

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    thanks for this
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    My parents loved quantum leap when I was growing up, appointment viewing. Pretty sure there was an episode where he lept into Steven King and the devil was trying to corrupt him. It gave me nightmares for months. Show is also famous for this problematic gif:

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  10. juiced.

    juiced. This One Is Special
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    kinda old and probably already posted but fuck it

    the picture on the right is absolute perfection.
     
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  11. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    So perfect that it's fake!
     
  12. juiced.

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    god dammit

    it’s real to me
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    don't make me tap the sign and send you guys to internet school
     
  14. NP13

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    liked anyways, dgaf
     
  15. Lip

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    I wish someone loved me enough that they spend time photoshopping shapely asses on my photos and then post them online
     
  16. ButchCassidy

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    Post your ass, and we’ll get it photoshopped.
     
  17. Lip

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    any requests on what I should be wearing?

    :gfa:
     
  18. bro

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  19. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Wait this guy is her husband?

     
  20. bro

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    MLS would make a better father figure smh
     
  21. buckwild

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    Good for him
     
  22. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  23. DirtBall

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    Pretty sure he’s a musician. That’s an instant 3+ point boost.
     
  24. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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  25. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    And, being a musician, he’s probably less insistent on the butt stuff than the hockey player.
     
  26. ned's head

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    This has been my experience as well
     
  27. brolift

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    Thats Cool Adam Freidland
     
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  28. WillySaliba

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  29. Goose

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    My io8 battery has stopped holding a charge :crossedarms:
     
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  30. One Two

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    Every time y’all post teeth cleaning or dental stuff in here I’m adding another 180 days to when I post the Duff nudes I’ve been holding on to.
     
  31. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Maybe just post the Chalke nudes as a teaser.
     
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  32. One Two

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    Check your PMs
     
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  33. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  34. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Just bought the i09 last week. So far, can confirm it’s a spectacular toothbrush.
     
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  35. One Two

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    *resets date counter*
     
  36. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz They Don't Get Any Lower
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  37. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    worth a c/p to All Time Dimes since some people don't understand the assignment
     
  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  39. HotMic

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    Good Lord.
     
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  40. bruce bowen

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    Do you guys brush as soon as you wake up or after coffee/breakfast?
     
  41. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    As soon as I wake up, while urinating (for efficiency.)
     
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  42. Constant

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    You could further increase your efficiency by just pissing on your toothbrush and brushing with your own precious bodily fluids.
     
  43. SugarShaun

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    After breakfast unless I’m leaving the house before eating
     
  44. ned's head

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    Brings back nightmares of trying to rub your belly while patting your head
     
  45. Russellin4885

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    Something I just learned this year is that you are supposed to wait like 30+ minutes after drinking/eating to brush your teeth. Your enamel is soft after eating or drinking coffee and needs time to remineralize and build itself back up.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    If only toothpaste had a mineral in it to remineralize your teeth…
     
  47. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    …that is the leading cause of WMV in people under 18. Thank god this will be fixed on Jan 21 so another generation isn’t affected.

    I’ve had a bad case for decades. It flares up every few years in October/November. Dating was hard. I was always up front about it. I didn’t want to accidentally spread empathy and inclusivity without my partner knowing about it.
     
  48. ButchCassidy

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    RFK Jr is on it!
     
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  49. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    My dentist said brush before breakfast to get all the bacteria that accumulates while you're asleep
     
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