the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    Deserved it. Hope the staples and mild concussion are worth the few shots he got in on the kids.
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    "hey Chad what happened to your face?"
    "Skateboarding accident."
     
  3. Pharoh

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    That was some solid ass contact
     
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  4. 40wwttamgib

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    imagine standing around why that cocksucker sucker punches what appear to be teenagers, then only having a problem when he has to face the consequences of his own actions? This country is so fucked.
     
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  5. $P1

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    Comments had me rollin'

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  6. Doc Louis

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  7. wes tegg

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    The kid running off carrying his skateboard makes me question his skateboard punk bona fides.
     
  8. Whammy Business

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    El. Oh. El.

    “Can we get some towels?!”

    Fuck that guy.
     
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  9. beist

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    looks like someone has a fetish for... filming themselves being a moron i guess?

     
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  10. 20/20/20/20

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    Wow wtf
     
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  11. Constant

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    If they would just speak to the governor, they could straighten this right out.
     
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  12. DUCKMOUTH

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    I still just think the best response would be. This is a private business and we require it. Please shop/workout elsewhere if you don’t like our rules.
     
  13. Constant

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    She is unique among the Karens in that she did not have time to speak to the manager.
     
  14. beist

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    That logic only applies to gays in bakeries.
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    That accent is like nails on a chalkboard
     
  16. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  17. CloudBerry

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    I really wish the guy filming had run up asking questions like a reporter. "Sir, any thoughts about adults punching kids? Do you think you have a concussion? Any regrets, sir? Do you know where you are and why you are bleeding?"
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Riding off on said starboard would have been so baller.
     
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I would kill myself before having to listen to this accent on a daily basis.
     
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  20. steamengine

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    People who treat retail and hospitality workers like shit are the absolute scum of the earth.
     
  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    for sure. Even when service sucks, just move on. It’s not the end of the world.
     
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  22. audrew

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    The way he pops the p in “nope”....

    :blessed:

     
  23. Mister Me Too

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Minnesota accents are by far the worst
     
  25. b0ne5

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    This dude handled it perfectly.
     
  26. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    My god that is one of the most annoying voices I’ve ever heard in my life.
     
  27. Fire Jimbob

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    especially when its something that deals with a corporate policy that they have no control over
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    This the same bitch from the Planet Fitness video?
     
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  29. Hogview

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    I thought I had seen her before. Be a shit human to build your followers
     
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  30. Duck70

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    Yep it for sure is. You can tell by the Karen frown lines.
     
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  31. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    My favorite part is while she's arguing about the occupancy limit, she turns around to show the "NO ELECTRONICS" sign on the wall.
     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    Love the thought of this woman using her at home printer to print off whatever stupid anti mask sign she found on facebook and proceeding to present it to store owners as absolute law.
     
  33. Emma

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    Cops are only fascist when they arrest a trump supporter/antimasker.
     
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  34. Beeds07

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    Ya know, I'm generally anti tear gas and night stick beatings, but hear me out...
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    Holy shit maybe he knocked the racist out of him
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

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    lol at the electric guitar version of star spangled banner in the background
     
  37. DUCKMOUTH

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    Big fan of the term getting Lamped. Will use
     
  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    Also I’m assuming it’s called getting landed because they turned the lights out, I’m understanding that correct right?
     
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  39. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Comanche Indian
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    that’s not a Minnesota accent shitdick
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Whatever awful north Central American accent you want to call it
     
  41. 20/20/20/20

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    Boston/northeast accent will always be the worst

    That lady’s is terrible, though
     
  42. wes tegg

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    No way. The New England accent is charming. The nasally upper midwest accent doesn't even sound like human language.
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    "You're cutting into my freedom of liberty" :dubioustrump:
     
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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I've watched this 10 times trying to see where his glasses ended up and I have to assume it's somewhere in the upper deck
     
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  45. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    deleted. Damn love a good meltdown.
     
  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Some lady in San Fran cutting the tape to a city park saying she pays for it with taxes and she’s not going to live in fear and tells the city worker guy recording you “nigres can go back to where you came from”

    And yes that’s how she pronounced it
     
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  48. Mister Me Too

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  49. Gunners

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    Lovely gal
     
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