The new and even worse shitty t-shirt thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fsugrad99, May 5, 2015.

  1. TableKnight

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    Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw a long time ago:
    "Looking for a Stud? I've got STD and all I need is U!"
     
  2. Prospector

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  3. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Tip of the cap to how threadworthy this shirt is
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

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  6. Boo MFer!

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  7. WhiskeyDelta

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  8. broken internet

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    That's... that's a JUMPSUIT.

    :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  9. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  10. WhiskeyDelta

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  11. Drunkle Tom

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    As seen at a truck stop in rural Illinois

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  12. —

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    Should just read

    “im a country meemaw, im racist, but I give my grandkids way too much money for their birthdays”
     
  13. ClemPson

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    The Chattanooga Lookouts didn’t think this shirt through.
     
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  14. Ralph

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    And if MEMAW is feeling a bit smart asse, hopefully they had one of these items as well.
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Do people in Illinois consider themselves country? How?
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm pretty sure 25% of Tennessee's economy is t-shirt sales in Sevierville now
     
  17. 20/20/20/20

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    Outside of Chicago, a lot of Illinois is pretty rural. A lot of people who live in a rural area consider themselves country.
     
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  18. broken internet

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    Whenever I see a shirt with more than like 6 words on it in increasingly smaller font...

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  19. Detlef Schrempf

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  20. Tiffin

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    I mean pretty obvious they were going for Nooga, aka Chatanooga.
     
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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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    Do people actually use that? That seems like a blatantly terrible idea. Just mind numbing
     
  22. bro

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    yes
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You just know Tennessee white folk love abbreviating Chatanooga that way 100% for the wry dog whistle
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. 20/20/20/20

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    an*
     
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  26. Can I Spliff it

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  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Can I Spliff it

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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    Saw this in public today on some trash woman:

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  30. Prospector

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  31. Chipper>Jeter

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  32. Boo MFer!

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  33. Detlef Schrempf

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  34. Can I Spliff it

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    Its hate week in the big 10
     
  35. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

  36. Iron Mickey

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  37. The Hebrew Husker

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    Posted this in the Husk thread. Not sure this qualifies but…

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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    Oh that qualifies…
     
  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    Good, not sure if I can cancel my order.
     
  40. Prospector

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  41. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    This was a tiny ad in my solitaire game.

    Couldn't read the fine print until I clicked the link but it def got my attention.

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  42. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  43. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    its the wonderful time of the year

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  44. VaxRule

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    Definitely not t-shirts