The Official Jeremy Renner App Thread

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Anyone else fascinated by this? What the hell was Jeremy Renner thinking?

     
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  2. Clown Baby

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  3. ashy larry

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    the blocked party episode is hilarious
     
  4. Barves2125

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    What exactly is Jeremy Renner up to lately? The Jeep commercials, the crossover musician attempt, his own app, what does it all mean, Basil?
     
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  5. bro

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    Marvel paid him a ton of money and now he is going to be a rich eccentric guy for the rest of our lives.
     
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  6. Barves2125

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    Ah, I forgot he's in the MCU. So he's going to go all Johnny Depp on us now?
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Yeah but a white trash version. Like instead of a red wine collection, Jeremy Renner is going to come out with a signature hard seltzer in 2023.
     
  8. Barves2125

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    I liked him in The Bourne Legacy.
     
  9. electronic

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  10. Clown Baby

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    I like Jeremy Renner the actor. But the dude makes some weird decisions. He’s also making weird music apparently, so yeah, Johnny Depp.
     
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    I really don't like the music of his that I've heard in the Jeep commercials. At all. To me, it sounds exactly like some actor trying to be a musical artist low effort bullshit.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    I have no doubt in my mind that Jeremy Renner grew up in Bakersfield, California. You cannot convince me otherwise.
     
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  14. electronic

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    Real lyric in that song:

    2+2 must equal I don’t care.
     
  15. bro

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    Modesto, California. 3 hours away. close enough
     
  16. bro

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    Also, Renner is 48 and is undoubtedly having a mid-life cris but happens to have 100 million dollars
     
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  17. Wu

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    Jeremyyyy showed his
    Aaaaaaasssssssss todayyyyyyyyyyyy
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    He’s further away from the Salton Sea than I would have hoped but I’ll take it
     
  19. electronic

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    Jeremy should join JD and the Straight Shot.

     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    Jeremy Renner has now launched The Jeremy Renner Store on Amazon, selling fishing and camping supplies. I’m perplexed about how an Oscar nominated actor is dying to become an influencer.
     
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  21. bro

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  22. Clown Baby

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    Damn, Jeremy
     
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  23. devine

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    I can’t recommend not doing that enough
     
  24. Duck70

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    Threatening to kill your wife seems bad
     
  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Thanks
     
  26. RonBurgundy

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  27. jrmy

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    I checked the app and this information was not reported there so I don’t believe it
     
  28. Barves2125

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    He has the face and vibe of someone who would definitely do too much coke and threaten to kill himself and his wife. So I believe it.
     
  29. Hatfield

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    I enjoyed the movie Tag :justsayin:
     
  30. devine

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    Yikes at not disavowing him threatening to kill his wife
     
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  31. jrmy

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    Let me be the first to disavow any fake news about Mr. Renner
     
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  32. —

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    That music was the worst thing he’s done itt
     
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    dp

    (Double penetration)
     
  34. wes tegg

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    I want to go on record that I’m against threatening to kill oneself and/or one’s wife.
     
  35. 20/20/20/20

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    very brave of you
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    respect my decision
     
  37. REGGNECK

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    “If we get jammed up , I’m holding court on the street “
     
  38. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    If there's someone who knows a thing or two about being disavowed, it's William Brandt
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    I wish there was a dedicated app for stuff like this

     
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  40. electronic

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    Fucking finally.

     
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  41. wes tegg

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    This is pretty bad.
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    5.1 million followers and he got a paltry 6.5 thousand likes. These numbers don't scream Fit Tea money to me, Jeremy
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    Please be like the Jeremy Renner app

     
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  44. —

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    Social media platform = blog
     
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    Idk why but I went to the blog and it’s beyond absurd.
     
  47. hudson

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    Nice try Jeremy renner
     
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  49. ARSENAL

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    He’s a real gem.
     
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  50. Killy Me Please

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    Snow plowing. Back in my day we just called it blasting lines.
     
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