TMB Fantasy Season 2018: Where Madrid’s Top Import is Silverware and Export is Cuntiness

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  1. prerecordedlive

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    I’m on a low carb diet. No subs, please.
     
  2. broXcore

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  3. DelapThrows

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  4. SugarShaun

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    2 matches in and I’ve equaled the real life Man City’s loss total on the season (and 1/3 of the draw total)
     
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  5. Pasta88

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    broXcore I'm ashamed at how pedantic this request is but for next week can you change the Brøndby font to the same as others?
     
  6. broXcore

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    went ahead and fixed it now, my dude
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

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    Can you make mine more frilly?
     
  8. broXcore

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  9. Topper Bottoms

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    I think the team at the bottom should be in Comic sans.

    Or Wingdings.
     
  10. Bankz

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    Asamoah to RB
    Schrulle to bench
    Semendo to reserves
     
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  11. Frank Martin

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    I think we should just go ahead and call it a day with john fairfax and nexus on top of the table.

    Was a great year guys.
     
  12. Druce

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    Sounds like you guys' Saturday night, am I right?
     
  13. zeberdee

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    now that the draft is over this just becomes something that puts me in a bad mood for a few minutes every night.
     
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  14. Frank Martin

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    I’m on the edge of my seat.
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    Milan 3-1 Atlanta United
    Goals: 18’ Allan, 24’ Kurzawa, 31’ Di Maria, 69’ Goretzka
    YC: 37’ Asamoah
    Substitutions: 51’ Illarramendi for Jorginho, 54’ Matip for Telles, 59’ Orban for Naldo, 66’ Pizzi for Gomes

    Ajax 0-2 PSG
    Goals: 6’ Belotti, 89’ Umtiti
    YC: 7’ Thiago, 40’ Tagliafico
    Injuries: 60’ Son (2 months; MCL)
    Substitutions: 50’ Willian for Mahrez, 59’ Lanzini for Banega, 75’ Arnautović for Pjanić, 87’ Lucas for Son

    Juventus 0-1 Liverpool
    Goals: 75’ Talisca
    YC: 2’ Gündogan, 26’ Hazard, 69’ Rooney
    Substitutions: 55’ Talisca for Nani, 59’ Sansone for Balotelli, 61’ Rooney for Robben, 68’ Yarmolenko for Dembélé

    Brøndby 0-2 Everton
    Goals: 41’ Lukaku, 69’ Giovinco
    Missed Penalties: 29’ Rodriguez
    YC: 14’ Rodriguez, 77’ Rojo
    Substitutions: 47’ Rashford for Verratti, 48’ Gueye for Khedira, 58’ Giovinco for Sisto, 71’ Partey for M’Vila, 72’ Oxlade-Chamberlain for De Rossi

    Young Boys 0-1 Kaizer Chiefs
    Goals: 70’ Volland
    YC: 19’ Coutinho, 42’ Ghoulam
    Injuries: 65’ Fernandes (5 months; broken tibia)
    Substitutions: 46’ Pedro for Griezmann, 51’ Volland for Werner, 61’ Bacca for Džeko, 65’ Digne for Fernandes

    Manchester City 2-1 Fiorentina
    Goals: 29’ Costa, 57’ Paulinho, 90’ Meyer
    YC: 39’ Lacazette, 54’ Manolas, 85’ Mustafi
    Substitutions: 48’ Ibrahimović for Martial, 53’ Mustafi for Tah, 70’ Hazard for Agüero, 71’ Viera for Pereira, 72’ Meyer for Isco, 80’ Wanyama for Carvalho

    Real Madrid 1-1 Leeds United
    Goals: 2’ Bonaventura, 40’ Perišić
    YC: 16’ Marcelo, 66’ Tolisso, 78’ Marcelo
    RC: 78’ Marcelo (2 yellows)
    Substitutions: 47’ Quaresma for Herrera, 64’ Bruno for Pastore, 64’ Toprak for Boateng, 65’ Vitolo for Fernandinho, 70’ Cahill for Silva, 73’ Layún for Luiz

    Bremen 1-1 Real Oviedo
    Goals: 10’ Aspas, 21’ N’Zonzi
    YC: 61’ Henderson
    RC: 15’ Giménez
    Injuries: 13’ Kroos (6 weeks; torn hip flexor)
    Substitutions: 49’ Henderson for Kroos, 54’ Savić for Sané, 58’ Witsel for Marchisio

    Bayern 3-1 Real Sociedad
    Goals: 11’ Costa, 33’ Costa, 68’ Costa, 90’ Albiol
    YC: 20’ Marquinhos
    Substitutions: 49’ Depay for Bailey, 58’ Zieliński for Casemiro

    Barcelona 1-1 Malmö
    Goals: 49’ Vardy, 74’ Ribéry
    YC: 26’ Rakitić, 69’ Bonucci
    Injuries: 88’ Vardy (7 days; sprained knee)
    Substitutions: 46’ Mandžukić for Ronaldo, 46’ Vardy for Icardi, 62’ Shaqiri for Thauvin, 68’ Cuadrado for Gustavo, 84’ Sigurdsson for Bentaleb, 85’ Lingard for Ribéry

    Frankfurt 2-2 Brighton
    Goals: 9’ Carrasco, 10’ Alexis, 49’ Falcao, 86’ Carrasco
    YC: 25’ Matuidi, 64’ Parejo
    Substitutions: 48’ Kagawa for Vidal, 85’ Moutinho for Parejo
     
  16. Popovio

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    Well, I didn't lose.
     
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  17. SugarShaun

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    For next matchday:

    broXcore - Need a change for Son.
    -Konoplyanka.

    zeberdee - Need a change for Fernandes.
    -Arias.

    ChileanNole - Need a change for Marcelo 1 match ban.
    - Layun for Marcelo. Mussachio to bench

    Gunners - Need changes for Kroos injury and Giménez suspension.
    Brahimi-Aspas-Muller-
    ---Mata-Silva--
    ------Rabiot
    Smalling for Gimenez

    DelapThrows - Need a change in case Vardy can’t go.
    -Vazquez.

    Will also check for
    Milan - Samedo
    Oviedo - Rabiot
    Sociedad - Counter Attack
     
    #67 SugarShaun, Feb 28, 2018
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  18. SugarShaun

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    TOTW

    Fährmann - Everton
    Ghoulam - Kaizer Chiefs
    Umtiti - PSG
    Chiellini - Liverpool
    Weiser - PSG
    Costa - Manchester City
    Meyer - Fiorentina
    Dybala - Kaizer Chiefs
    Di Maria - Milan
    Costa - Bayern
    Mertens - Bayern
     
  19. SugarShaun

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    It was enough to get out of the drop zone
     
  20. Gunners

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    -Brahimi-Aspas-Muller-
    ---Mata-Silva--
    ------Rabiot

    Smalling for Gimenez
     
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  21. ChileanNole

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    Layun for Marcelo. Mussachio to bench
     
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  22. clemsontyger04

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    Sansone for Balotelli :facepalm:
     
  23. broXcore

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    konoplayanka for sonny please
     
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  24. zeberdee

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    Arias for Fernandes
     
  25. DelapThrows

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    still undefeated.
     
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  26. DelapThrows

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    SugarShaun

    Vazquez to the bench if Vardy is a no-go
     
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  27. SugarShaun

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    Have some plans tonight so simmed before work to make sure we got one today.

    Real Oviedo 1-1 Real Madrid
    Goals: 26’ Silva, 61’ Vázquez
    YC: 84’ Florenzi
    Substitutions: 55’ Villa for Müller, 59’ Vázquez for Modrić, 82’ Bertrand for Süle

    Brighton 0-1 Everton
    Goals: 80’ Giovinco (pen)
    YC: 6’ Pereira
    Substitutions: 60’ Giovinco for Sisto, 75’ Vogt for Barzagli, 77’ Baptistao for Lemar, 78’ Granqvist for Lukaku, 79’ Dost for Mané

    Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City
    Goals: 81’ Nani
    YC: 3’ Robben, 54’ Hummels
    Substitutions: 51’ Ibrahimović for Martial, 52’ Talisca for Robben, 75’ Strootman for Gündogan, 76’ Oscar for Iniesta, 76’ Llorente for Agüero, 77’ Hazard for Costa

    Atlanta United 1-1 Frankfurt
    Goals: 10’ Sterling, 62’ Callejón
    YC: 32’ Piszczek, 79’ Kurzawa
    Substitutions: 53’ Traoré for Immobile

    Bremen 0-1 Brøndby
    Goals: 59’ James
    YC: 8’ Pogba, 29’ N’Zonzi, 53’ Verratti
    Injuries: 17’ Fred (2 days; bruised shoulder)
    Substitutions: 47’ Rashford for Fred, 48’ Batshuayi for Cavani

    Malmö 3-0 Juventus
    Goals: 29’ Thauvin, 33’ Rakitić, 60’ Sigurdsson
    YC: 22’ De Bruyne, 48’ Hazard
    Substitutions: 46’ Sigurdsson for Baldé Diao, 47’ Bakayoko for Keïta

    Real Sociedad 2-1 Ajax
    Goals: 24’ Asensio, 45’ Kane, 65’ Koke (pen)
    YC: 73’ Ginter
    Substitutions: 47’ Astori for Sidibé, 58’ Martinez for Albiol, 60’ Lanzini for Pjanić, 62’ Fernandes for Alli

    PSG 3-1 Milan
    Goals: 1’ Tagliafico, 24’ Aubameyang, 57’ Özil, 69’ Mahrez (pen)
    YC: 44’ Goretzka
    Substitutions: 46’ Can for Thiago, 49’ Pizzi for Allan, 59’ Torreira for Özyakup, 66’ Matip for Asamoah

    Leeds United 0-1 Young Boys
    Goals: 5’ Mkhitaryan
    YC: 28’ Höwedes, 57’ Herrera
    Injuries: 57’ Bonaventura (9 days; sprained ankle)
    Substitutions: 53’ Toprak for Luiz, 55’ Pedro for Reus

    Fiorentina 2-2 Bayern
    Goals: 20’ Mertens, 44’ Lacazette, 53’ Carvalho, 77’ Zieliński
    YC: 59’ Mertens, 83’ Marquinhos
    Injuries: 17’ Miranda (3 days; dead leg quad)
    Substitutions: 49’ Stones for Miranda, 62’ Zieliński for Messi, 69’ Mustafi for Tah

    Kaizer Chiefs 2-1 Barcelona
    Goals: 1’ Werner, 47’ Ronaldo, 72’ Dybala
    YC: 14’ Fabinho, 74’ Gustavo
    Substitutions: 46’ Martins for Fabinho, 46’ Mandžukić for Ribéry
     
  28. clemsontyger04

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    The losing streak has begun :ohdear:
     
  29. SugarShaun

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    TOTW

    Handanović - Malmö
    Tagliafico - PSG
    Glik - Young Boys
    Fernández - Malmö
    Walker - Malmö
    Bruma - Brøndby
    Rakitić - Malmö
    Mkhitaryan - Young Boys
    Mahrez - PSG
    Werner - Kaizer Chiefs
    Belotti - PSG
     
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  30. DelapThrows

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    just wait til winter in Malmo....
     
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  31. Pasta88

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    Excited for our derby
     
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  32. ChileanNole

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    First loss. Rooins.
     
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  33. Druce

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    I was hoping my team would draw every game
     
  34. broXcore

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    now that the 4th week has been played, i went ahead and put in the movement arrows. let me know if i fucked it up the way i fuck my team up every year apparently.

    [​IMG]
     
  35. DelapThrows

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    6 undefeateds remain. 7 winless remain.

    prerecordedlive is in the middle of the venn diagram.
     
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  36. prerecordedlive

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    Thought I was due for a win.

    Back to the drawing board. r u srs rite now
     
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  37. Owsley

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    Will be interesting to see if I can win every home game and lose every road game this season. Draws? Who needs them!
     
  38. Frank Martin

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    Who scored for City?
     
  39. SugarShaun

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    Was the injury in match 1 the key to tne's success?
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    Hmmm. I think Costa but if I look at the stats for my club when I get home I can probably figure it out by process of elimination. It was early, think it was before the 20th minute
     
  41. SugarShaun

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    For next matchday:

    ChileanNole Need a change for Bonaventura in case he can't go. (Your match will be 6 or 7 days after match 4 and his is 9 days so may be able to go)
    - Aranguiz. Move Brozovic to bench if needed.

    Will also check for
    Milan - Samedo. Done.
    Leeds United - Marcelo and Carvahal. Away.
    Real Oviedo - Gimenez. Away.
    Bremen - Counter Attack. Away.

    Frankfurt - update my default tactics to:
    Counter Attack (keep me in the 4-3-3 v2)
    Then leave everything default but I’ll dial Build Up Speed back to 65 and push Defensive Pressure to 35.
    Quick subs:
    Jota for Falcao
    Deulofeu for Callejon
    Davies for Roussillon
    Done.

    Barcelona - Ronaldo ---------Morata-----------Silva
    --------Ribery--------------------Seri----------
    --------------------Gustavo--------------------
    Alaba-------Godin-------Bonucci------Valencia
    Done.

    Long term injuries:
    PSG - Parades
    Manchester City - Benatia
    Ajax - Son
    Kaizer Chiefs - Fernandes
    Real Oviedo - Kroos
     
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  42. SugarShaun

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    Also, if you have someone get injured or suspended (2 yellows is 1 match, straight red is typically 3, Every 5 yellows during the season is typically 1) and don't see them on my list of things to check for let me know.

    I will try to keep a list of long term injuries also so that I don't forget to check for someone
     
  43. prerecordedlive

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    :cerealkiller:

    SugarShaun can you update my default tactics to:
    Counter Attack (keep me in the 4-3-3 v2)

    Then leave everything default but I’ll dial Build Up Speed back to 65 and push Defensive Pressure to 35.

    Quick subs:
    Jota for Falcao
    Deulofeu for Callejon
    Davies for Roussillon
     
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  44. Popovio

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    SugarShaun , could you change my shitty team from possession to counter attack?
     
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  45. TheSkeeter

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    78’ Granqvist for Lukaku

    Would like to know what kind of formation I ended up running. A CB for my lone striker is truly setting up shop.
     
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  46. tne

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    after the halftime sub, I was finally running the all Turkish midfield of Ozil-Can-Ozyakup. Truly the dream
     
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  47. Bankz

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    Do I need you post to return my red card players back into the lineup?

    If so

    Semendo to LB
    Asamoah to Bench
    Schrulle to Reserve

    SugarShaun
     
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  48. ChileanNole

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    Aranguiz. Move Brozovic to bench if needed. Marcelo is back now right?
     
  49. SugarShaun

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    He should be
     
  50. SugarShaun

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    Sorry guys. I’ll have a sim up this morning then try to get another in later today if I get the changes