Toby Keith dead at 62

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  1. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    If I could do it again, I would have posted dead solo cup
     
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  2. nexus

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    I’m hearing that our Nebraska fans are currently memorializing one of their own with some MS Paint tributes
     
  3. racer

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    Toby Keith is the stage name of lifelong husker fan and booster Daniel Lawrence Whitney look it up
     
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  4. TC

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    A Little Less Talk And A Lot Less Action.
     
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  5. TC

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    Courtesy of the dead, white and blue
     
  6. 20/20/20/20

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    Yeah, you have to open it fully so that would be the problem.
     
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  7. TC

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    May not be good as I once was (I'm dead)
     
  8. 20/20/20/20

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    Now you get twice the likes!
     
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  9. nexus

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    so it’s not an entirely sad story
     
  10. TC

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    I Wanna Talk About Me (And My Death)
     
  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The Nebraska fanbase will humbly own it's share of notorious celebrity shitchuds within its ranks, but is unwilling to take additional applicants at this time. #Oklahoma Sooners please come claim this man's repulsive corpse by the end of the business day.
     
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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Beer For My Horses (and Scott's turf builder for my grave)
     
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  13. ashy larry

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    loved him in spiderman
     
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  14. racer

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    Who’s that man pulling his plug?
     
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  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the buffalo bills will have heavy representation at the funeral
     
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  16. racer

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    He will indeed never smoke weed with Willie again
     
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Getcha Some....formaldehyde.
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    legit spit up laughing
     
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  19. herb.burdette

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    The true sign that country music was dead was when Nashville allowed a country music star to be named Toby.
     
  20. Drew Swinney Esq

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  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've read this several times over the years but never realized Ethan Hawke wrote it. Re-reading it again it strikes me as way too over the top to be true, the pantyhose line is something LBJ said originally, although Kristofferson could have borrowed it. Hope like hell he at least berated Keith at that concert.
     
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  22. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’s still alive so he can still always go piss on his grave at Trump National Golf Club at Bedminster.
     
  23. TrustyPatches

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  25. i am a bammer

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    Red solo cup is one of the worst songs ever recorded
     
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  26. GoodForAnother

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  27. GoodForAnother

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    so good. American Aquarium did a great cover of it a couple years ago, listened to it this morning so I wouldn’t have to type Toby Keith into Spotify
     
  28. Seavie

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    This one got me.
     
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    your avatar is a good accompaniment to this tweet.
     
  30. Chipper>Jeter

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    This sounds like exactly what my dad would say about today's country music if he was still alive :laugh:
     
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  31. theseasonisover

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    Toby came into downtown bar ‘Joggers’ about 90 minutes before close the night before the Sooners played at Oregon in 2006. His people basically had them lock the door (no new patrons) and he covered/closed the bar tabs. As a freshly 21 year old goober, that shit rocked even as we were inundated with his songs over the speakers for the rest of the night.
     
  32. TrustyPatches

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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Always sad when an all around good dude succumbs to such a horrible disease. This is not one of those times. :beerchug: sickness.
     
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  35. racer

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    Gotta getcha some (chemo) killed in the group chat ngl
     
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    I wish I didn’t have stomach cancer now like I didn’t have it then

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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    vaxed?
     
  38. Lip

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    the creativity on this board is second to none
     
  39. Redav

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  40. Jax Teller

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    I never really liked his music so I didn’t pay much attention to him. I never knew he described himself as a third generation democrat.
     
  41. racer

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    is he ok?
     
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    Vaxxed?
     
  43. Irush

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    Hear he was a big GBR guy
     
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  44. nexus

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    it was originally pitched to him as "Blue Solo Cup" but he had too much 'Husk in him
     
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    Toby Keith NFM’d? GBR!
     
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  46. oldberg

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    Im confused on the Nebraska ties, other than our state is dumb as fuck
     
  47. racer

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    I was just telling the boys I bet somewhere Darryl Worley is already candle-in-the-winding his 9/11 song for ol’ Tobes.
     
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