Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Roy

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    GLORIA PESCI IS A SAINT AND VERY EXPENSIVE
     
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  2. Redav

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    That's the joke
     
  3. PeterGriffin

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    That's interesting. Would it be too much to ask for Gillum and Nelson come back from the grave and win please?
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Going to be a bunch of fun lawsuits filed at some point I'm sure, fucking love a highly functioning democracy.
     
  5. RSK

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    And Abrams and then Don Jr gets indicted then I could die a happy man
     
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  6. GoodForAnother

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  7. RSK

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    This is interesting pretty much the Obama map minus Ohio

     
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  8. AIOLICOCK

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    Colorado ascending the best state rankings at an astonishing pace these days :doge:

     
  9. WC

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    Developer, take my energy
     
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    Nothing, although you’d very quickly get litigation over the scope of executive privilege
     
  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    why today though? hmmm

     
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    Tweets work fine on iPad fwiw
     
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    West Coast, Best Coast.
     
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  15. AIOLICOCK

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    Plot twist: Kelly is going to blow up the Whitehouse, Guy Fawkes style, and he wants to spare his friend Jeff :warn:
     
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  16. Redav

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    Seems an obvious assumption but if you take the above as logical then Trump already knows how Whitaker is going to act as acting ag
     
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  18. Redav

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    Mueller's team also has their weekly meeting on Fridays
     
  19. ohhaithur

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    Why did Sessions resign instead of wait to get fired?

    Is he that much of a bitch?

    Rhetorical question obviously
     
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  20. steamengine

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  21. bro

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    35 percent voted no
     
  22. skiedfrillet

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    40 pages of growth since I last read last night

    Welp looks like I’ve got a long night ahead of me
     
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  23. bro

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    so you can lose Iowa and Florida and still win with this map. Could even lose a smaller random state.
     
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  24. Redav

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    Engage tin foil hat: Sessions was told to move out of the way
     
  25. CUAngler

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    Please lord let me have internet access when big dick bob arrives at the show
     
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    He said 2017. He didnt lie.
     
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  27. bro

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  28. CaneKnight

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    :laugh: at anyone believing it’s just uneducated whites. A majority of White people can’t be trusted to do what’s in the best interest of the Republic and will ruin their own lives to keep minorities from gaining ground on them. It’s pathetic and disgusting but not surprising to people who are minorities living in the US.

    We get it, we’re not wanted in this country. We get reminded every time white people go out and vote in droves for Nazis and white surpemacists but it’s still our fucking country too.
     
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  29. bro

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    wait for the backtrack
     
  30. bertwing

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    Yeah I already said that gosh
     
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  31. dome foam

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    small part of dome foam thinks romney is gonna say fuck you donald, in the nicest, least-caffeinated way possible.
     
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    I hated him when I was a republican and I think I hate him even more now that I am progressive leaning democrat.
     
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    Turn your phone sideways.
     
  34. DaveGrohl

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    Romney is your traditional “fuck poor people” conservative but i bet he hates the fact that a reality star won the presidency when he couldn’t.
     
  35. The Hotch

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    Not saying McSally isn’t the favorite at this point but where are you getting this from? Per Arizona Republic there are 650,000 votes left to count statewide. That’s a shitload of votes. For reference 1,723,948 votes have been cast so far and McSally leads by ~15,000. If Sinema can eek out a 2.5% margin over McSally on those 650,000 remaining ballots then she wins. I realize that is a tall order but it’s possible... especially if the type of ballots left to count (e.g. mail ballots that were dropped off at polling places yesterday and mail ballots mailed closer to Election Day) tend to relate to slightly more dem minded voters. Not sure whether they are but there’s still a lot to determine.

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/new...rnout-among-highest-state-history/1837519002/
     
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  37. bro

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  38. Redav

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    Not if they plan to shut down the investigation
     
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  39. ohhaithur

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    Well duh. But my question is why would he? What was the threat?
     
  40. Monte Alban

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    I got you -

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    Fuck. Fuck this country, fuck white people.

    Meh, we got the house. Fuck old people in Florida.

    Sessions out, fuck this country, fuck white people.

    There, you are caught up.

     
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  41. bro

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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So the acting AG never has to go through Senate confirmation?
     
  43. Redav

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    May not have been threatened is my point
     
  44. Redav

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    Already confirmed so no
     
  45. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Based on exit polls, 66% of FL voters view Climate Change as a real concern...yet didn't vote that way in regards to Scott/DeSantis

    I wonder if polling needs to have a higher minimum sample size nowadays. I know they call 20,000 people and only get 500 respondents but a lot of stuff just doesn't seem to add up int he last 2 elections
     
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    Kansas is trying to repent but the rest of the white people suck.

    FIFY

    Gotta defend my own here
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    This anchor on BBC World News is laughing at scaramucci's description of the sessions thing as "resignation".

    "I was fired, he was *asked to resign*"

    She also asked why Trump doesn't fire people himself
     
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  48. bro

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    If climate change regulations were on the ballot, they'd vote for them. But not for the democrat who supports those issues
     
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  49. VaxRule

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    Thanks a lot for forcing Attorney General Kobach onto the rest of us
     
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