Trumpocalypse: I have concepts of a plan

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  1. NYGator

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  2. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I mean that ad isn't subtle at all, the entire premise is we assume he means c*nt until they call her a communist. then at the end they just call her a c*nt.

    I wonder what portion of these uber patriotic people with their shirts and bumper stickers actually served. Because while the military certainly has a healthy cross section of chuds, most of the "patriots" out there have the same amount of military service as President Bone Spurs
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Elon's nerd ass probably dying making this ad.

    "He he he, we'll pretend to call her a cunt, but we'll end up saying she's communist. He he"
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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  5. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I'm still struggling with whether that's real. Has it hit the news yet? That's beyond the insane world we are living in. Insanity performing as well as the market during this campaign.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    gotta be foreign fuckery right?
     
  7. seanofthedead86

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean they have quarterly revenue of 900k and quarterly expenses of like 20 million

    It makes no fucking sense
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    I think he was just able to start selling his shares a few weeks ago. I’m sure they’re getting Elon and foreign advisories to pump the stock up promising favors after the election. What will actually happen is he’ll sell all his shares Nov 6 screwing over those guys and all the Maga idiots that have bought into it. Even after it crashed a month or so ago he was still looking to net over a Billion off a fake company.
     
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  10. beerme

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    they make less than 4 million a year revenue, aren’t growing, loss 80 million a year and they’re worth 10 billion? For fucks sake.
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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    The craziest anyone has ever looked:
    *growls “They accuse me of being a Hitler type (big breath) guy” leers*
     
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  12. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  13. beerme

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    I’m starting to find these anti trans ads hilarious, like it’s a policy right wingers should get behind. The last commercial I just hear was phrased like:

    “Border czar kamala is letting rapists and murders into our country. Instead of paying the price for their crimes, she’s funding transgender surgeries for all prisoners”

    Kamala is going to to take all rapists and murderers that come here illegally and turn them into women. I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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    You'll never convince me that stock isn't just a vessel for illegal campaign contributions and literally buying a potential potus.
     
  15. CMoney128

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    I laugh too, it’s so ridiculous it’s hard not to. Just blatant, how can we jam these 2 issues together fear mongering, complete with obvious edited audio of Kamala. Hopefully it doesn’t work, and if it does then this whole thing was just doomed from the start anyway
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    That shit is gonna go to zero on 11/6
     
  17. PeterGriffin

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  18. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You guys did. Everyone else well not so much
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    we didn’t they are
     
  20. Can I Spliff it

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  21. EdmondDantes

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    all she would need to do is stand on his left side
     
  22. Bruce Wayne

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    Really playing the hits now
     
  23. ohbluefan

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    Would we have been better off calling them vermin?
     
  24. DrTomOsbourne

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    Imagine if your dads running mate called him Hitler.
     
  25. *DIESEL*

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    Trump: *spews racist, fascist shit on a daily basis*
    Biden: "These people are garbage"
    Undecided voter: "Well now I have no choice but to vote for Donald Trump."
     
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  26. bruce bowen

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    Decking your toddlers in poltical garb, holding political signs, and forcing your abhorrent views on them is garbage behavior. Thanks Lara.
     
  27. NYGator

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  28. cutig

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    Yes that photo is taken of pure trash, she's correct
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Yep, garbage
     
  30. timo

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    She's just securing their future
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    She's really overvaluing western NC's skiing
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    Won't believe it until he does pro wrestling impressions
     
  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  35. bruce bowen

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  36. Josey Wales

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    Ignoring it is prob best but Biden could easily retweet the video of him with that fucking maga yokel where Joe puts on the maga cap as the butt of a joke. And then say “I’ve always been a president for all Americans”.
     
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  37. NYGator

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    nothing matters
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    It only matters if it bothers you. The last 8 years are middle school.
     
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  39. NYGator

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    My point is once it is out there they only care about using it, so any logic that disproves the intent is useless.
     
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  40. Jigga

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    In line to vote now. Resisting the urge to walk up to the fucking trump tent in the parking lot and tear it apart.
     
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  41. Connor Norman

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    Why resist the urge?
     
  42. citrodong

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    JOE BIDEN JUST LOST MY VOTE!!!
     
  43. Redav

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    That was so goddam funny when Cruz got shamed into going home
     
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