Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    appointing a patron judge to his district was brilliant, I’ll grant that much.

    bwi2 can you please weigh in on whether there is precedent for this to be reassigned or cannon to recuse herself? Just is it possible if not likely.
     
  2. steamengine

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    Great find
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    Lots of joking about what kind of zany unhinged code this is but this is stochastic terrorism
     
  4. Mix

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    The reason he is going to end up in prison is so dumb. What a cuck

     
  5. Josey Wales

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    Penis envy about Milley. Only in a trump story.

    I don’t believe for a moment the intent is limited to referring to shit that bugged trump with zero ambitions to leverage highly classified info for personal financial benefit. At a minimum Walmart Nixon wanted to sell docs back to the archives.
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's such a stupid matter that I've paid 0 attention to it when it comes up. But now I guess I kinda should know: what about Hunter? Wtf are tgey supposing?

    Or is "Hunter's laptop" just like "Hilary's emails" in that those knuckle draggers like to yell it in a crowd without having the slightest idea what they, themselves, actually mean?
     
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  8. El Tiburon

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    Whether to Russia or North Korea or Saudi Arabia, that motherfucker was going to sell documents to someone at some point in time. He’s just a 100% grifter 100% of the time.
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    Have you not seen the dong?
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    It's 100% "What about the laptop?" I always just ask "What about the laptop? Rudy had it right? Why didn't they do anything? idk but if he or Joe did anything illegal they can go to jail too." and they just move on. I don't have any allegiance to a politician. If they did some shit, go to jail. Not a hard concept.
     
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  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I have to double back to this. I don't understand how there are still sweet, unspoiled children in the political/legal sphere after all these years. How is her sweet childness still so dumbfoundingly intact?

    "Extremely unlikely" under normal circumstances. Wtf did she see on Jan 6th that leads her to believe normal circumstances apply in the least?

    Might be sound legal theory, but in this actual shitworld? You're gonna have to account for a whole lot of monstrous Roger Stone monkeywrenching.
     
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  12. bro

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  13. bertwing

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    Arkansas fan here
     
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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It doesn't matter how good Trump's lawyers are. They're planning on losing this case. The strategy is all-in on the election, using and framing this indictment/trial as best they can.

    He'll lose the general election, too. And then the violence, prolly a lot worse than J6 because he'll have absolutely nothing to lose at that point.
     
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  15. ElectricDreamMachine

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    hillary pls just stop posting and go away
     
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  16. ned's head

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    Nice little news day

     
  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  18. devine

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  19. Hank Scorpio

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    I hope they have more than just "hey look at this!"
     
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  21. ned's head

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    I can't imagine how dumb I'd feel if it was caught on tape describing my crime and then imploring someone to look at the evidence :roll:
     
  22. bro

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    can't tell a poster to log off!
     
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  23. poor paul

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  24. Duck2013

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    This dumb mother fucker.

     
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  25. skiedfrillet

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  26. kezarmyaj

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    it makes me think of the penis pump scene from austin powers where the evidence becomes increasingly worse as he continues to deny it
     
  27. Herpitus Derp

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    31 counts of violating the Espionage Act. Jesus titty fucking Christ lol
     
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  28. ned's head

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  30. ned's head

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    I wonder if he'll bail on the election and throw support to meatball under the condition that he gets pardoned. They probably need to coalesce their two groups of idiots to have a chance of winning
     
  31. beerleagueman

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    Pence and others go out of way to defend this just to look stupid minutes later
     
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  32. cutig

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    Hell no
     
  33. Beeds07

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    Pence and Christie “I’m going to take on Trump head on. There will be fireworks.”

    Pence and Christie after indictment “They have weaponized the DOJ to go after Trump”.

    Fucking cucks.
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Yikes. Big guy really stepped in it this time.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    Great way to motivate people to vote for Biden is this election is exclusively on do you want trump to go to jail or no now
     
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  37. tylerdolphin

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    Is he for real done this time or will this somehow be another "let's see ol Donny wriggle his way out of this one" meme
     
  38. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Should put him on a hoarding reality show
     
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  40. lomcevak

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    Surely our news media and journalists are going to rise up and meet the moment, right? I mean, I keep reading that they've learned how to handle this now. And I'll admit, that if I have learned anything over the past 8 years, it's fuck. We're fucked.
     
  41. Redav

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    I legitimately think he's prob going to go to jail this time. Jesus Christ and showing people shit about America's vulnerabilities
     
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  42. Redav

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    And we still don't know why exactly he has these and what he was going to do with them. It prob gets worse
     
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  43. slogan119

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    What twist will the writers throw our way this season?