Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

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    38 counts, photos, notes from his lawyers, audio recordings. He better do time for that. If anyone else did they'd probably get black bagged by the govt
     
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  2. ned's head

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    Wasn't it established that Russian and Chinese spies were mar-a-lago members? You have to believe every document in that place has been copied.
     
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  3. tylerdolphin

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    Yeah the most charitable way to read it is that he just wanted to look like a badass in front of his people. But it's pretty hard to give Trump any benefit of the doubt as to intentions
     
  4. Redav

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    I mean you or I would be tried for treason
     
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  5. Hank Scorpio

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    c'mon, you know the answer to this.
     
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  6. Redav

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    GOP prob knew it was bad so you didn't see a big flood of people coming to his defense for this one... except DeSantis :loldog:
     
  7. UncleJesse

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    McCarthy bent the knee on Twitter as well.

     
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  8. UncleJesse

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  9. Josey Wales

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    It’s entirely plausible McCarthy and the doofus that runs his Twitter did not actually know this lmbo
     
  10. Redav

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    Max penalty is apparently 100 years in prison
     
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  11. IV

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    long term outlook even after mass civil unrest isn’t good for Republicans if they gain essential one party control

    At some point they’ll have to make peoples lives significantly better or they’ll lose support and they have no idea how to do that

    essentially the dog will have caught the wheel
     
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  12. skeezy

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    Shame it’s not a short drop off the gallows
     
  13. EdmondDantes

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    *Opportunity to bury Trump once and for all and take back the GOP for themselves magically appears*

    "ITS A GODDAMN OUTRAGE WHATS HAPPENING TO PRESIDENT TRUMP!!"--Meatball, Pence, Christie, etc.

    fucking mind boggling.
     
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  14. Truman

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    Audience capture.
     
  15. BellottiBold

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    He should hang in public with the entire GOP caucus strapped to chairs watching.
     
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  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    Y’all this indictment is wild. They literally have time stamps of when Nauta moved the boxes prior to the attorney review and time stamps for when
    He moved them back
     
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  17. bwi2

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    just to clarify - that’s based on adding all the max penalties together, and there are like a billion statutory/legitimate legal hurdles that would prevent that from ever happening
     
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  18. timo

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    Once they have absolute power though it doesn't matter.

    Pinochet was in power for 20 years and didn't make people's (other than rich people) lives better. Franco was in power for 40 years. Ditto.
     
  19. dblplay1212

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  20. bwi2

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    it’s been pretty clear that they weren’t going to proceed unless the case was air tight against every reasonable defense. Doesn’t mean they’ll get convictions for a variety of reasons, but it explains why it took so long when the crime was obvious as soon as the basis for the document seizure was announced.
     
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  21. timo

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  22. IV

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    you could be right but I don’t think it will play out like that
     
  23. Redav

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    "Sir, OJ Simpson is on the phone and wants to give you legal advice."
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    One of the 842 lawyers here want to explain this?
     
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  25. IV

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    I spy nuclear secrets
     
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  26. IV

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    it looks like it’s the front page of the documents being redacted because they’re so sensitive
     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    Controls as in the markings that indicate who's authorized to see the doc
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    My guess is house arrest for the rest of his life
     
  29. bwi2

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    the redacted information pertains to the specific intelligence programs that are referenced in the documents

    so say you had a secret program to identify your opponent’s pitches and relay that information to your hitters, and you called that program “Yankees” and protected it as Top Secret

    the classification label would be TOP SECRET//Yankees, and if the program was so secret you couldn’t disclose its code name, you’d redact the “Yankees” part
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    Does anybody actually think our so called adversaries didn't figure out how to get eyes on this stuff btw? Seems like the only reasonable assumption is that everyone we'd be worried about knowing this stuff probably does at this point.
     
  31. Goose

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    So, do we actually have him this time?
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    :Wriggling intensifies:
     
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  33. IV

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    except for we clearly know Russia’s every move against Ukraine so it seems like we would know if they were getting their hands on this info

    maybe others though
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    This scouser I follow cause he is on a podcast I like about Liverpool makes a fine point
     
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  35. elfrid

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    can’t wait for all the people who catch strays on trump’s way out

    [​IMG]
     
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  36. dblplay1212

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    SHEESH that does sounds bad
     
  37. Duck2013

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    Wouldn’t fuck with that Jack Smith
     
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  38. IV

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    the tape of him showing them off seems like it was more than an aide
     
  39. BudKilmer

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  40. Schadenfred

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    I've mentioned a couple times in this thread that when I worked at Trump International, there were Russian employees who worked in the clubhouse.
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not a single stupid fucking strategist thought "let's just wait a minute, this is probably real bc Trump is a moron and we don't need to say stupid things that will look really really bad"
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Once elected president in 2024 he'll never leave?
     
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Asa Hutchinson is the only GOP POTUS candidate who has used it negatively against Trump
     
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