Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

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  2. pez

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    If you guys can’t see the direct line between Louis CK jerking off and the Clinton/Podesta child sex ring in the basement of a pizza joint, you guys are too far gone into the matrix. You’ll never be unplugged.
     
  3. cutig

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    Because he knows the gop will never punish him for anything
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Like, how fucking stupid does Don Jr have to be to do that from his verified account? :laugh: get a burner handle like every 16 year old kid would.

    The more I think about it, the more breath takingly stupid he becomes, and I already consider him dumber than a pile of shit
     
  5. dome foam

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    tomorrow is going to be awesome.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    Sessions squirming tomorrow is going to be amazing

    God I hope he gets raped by a gorilla
     
  7. Duck2013

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    Fuck Jeff sessions.
     
  8. NYGator

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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. Hugo Boss

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  11. indeed

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    Looks like many people are saying Sessions is just doing his foghorn leghorn act and saying there's nothing to investigate. Can't trust him on anything tho.
     
  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    will be interesting to see what the Swimfans of the world, or even "moderate" whites, do. Staying at home rather than voting for Jones is tacit approval of pedophilia, a middle finger towards ensuring the decency of whats left of America.
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    je ne suis pas ici you supporting this pedophile for Senate or are you willing to admit that Democrats are better for America than pedophiles?
     
  14. IanBoyd

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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    From the bunker.....(most are avoiding the questions pertaining to voting)

     
  16. citrodong

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    Who all see the oligarch say Yeeeeeaaaaah!
     
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  17. VaxRule

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    Can you ask if the reason they can’t vote for the Democrat because he put the racist church bombers in jail?
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    the clearly russian account that posted the conspiracy theory about roy moores accusers that right wing media reported on and wrote articles about has no zapped its own account

     
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  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Why isn’t the fact the Russian sanctions haven’t been implemented by Trump a bigger deal? Shouldn’t Congress be super pissed?
     
  20. Teflon Queen

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. steamengine

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    There shouldn’t be much smashing going on here. Still remember pulling up to Christmas ten years ago at Christmas when my uncle (doctor) said “thought only liberals drove Volvos”.

     
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  22. RockHardJawn39

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  23. GrizzliesDrew

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    I’m talking Dems. Why aren’t they bringing this up every day?
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Shit, when you say it out loud it seems kinda not good
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. bertwing

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    If there's anything positive to take away from this presidency, it's that it resulted in swim quitting the board.

    Sometimes you have to take the bad with the good
     
  27. soulfly

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    Surely there's a way to get them to embrace recycling
     
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  28. The Banks

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    If only all the trumptards could start doing whippets with their extra reddi wip on hand
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

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    this lady said a couple of weeks ago that paul manafort was only indicted because the no-knock warrant would look bad if it didn't produce any results.
     
  30. soulfly

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    Oh. Mothers, as well as other family and friends corroborating the stories isn't good enough? You'd love the Middle East.
     
  31. soulfly

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    Looking this up, I stumbled across Hannity groveling to his supporters to stop smashing their keurig machines and they're the victims of Soros funded Media Matters. Keurig is actually going to somehow parlay this into profits :roll:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...r-company-ceo-apologizes-for-pulling-ads.html

    Also, I deserve some type of award for making it 6 minutes in
     
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  32. soulfly

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    Someone plastic bagged their dog shit and left it in the road right outside my house.

    Might as well have paper bagged it, lit it on fire on my doorstep, and, if the gods decided to smile upon me, I'd be asleep; I wouldn't hear the ding-dong ditch, and my house would go up in flames, allowing me to go peaceably into the night.

    Instead I have to now deal with the dog shit in a bag that takes way longer to decompose. Just let me step in that shit if that's what you're going to do.

    Also, eat Arby's.
     
  33. BP

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  34. BP

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  35. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Hey guys, I’m a fucking huge Brand New fan. Many of you are probably asking, ‘who the fuck is Brand New?’

    Well, they are the band that I grew up on, they are my avatar, before the tiger with the moon man, and after with the tiger (an album cover). I painted that album cover, have that album cover tattooed on my arm, went and saw that band many times driving 8+ hours several to watch them.

    The lead singer is dead to me because he preyed on teenagers. I hope he gets help, deserves time in prison, and completely owns his past.

    You know what? It’s not as hard as many of these selfish fucks want to make it. It really isn’t.
     
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  36. WhiskeyDelta

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    Wait, that happened? Fuck! That’s another band I have to stop listening to (still upset cuz of LostProphets) ! And Sowing Season is like track one on my wake up mix.
     
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  37. aisle seven

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    This should be good.

     
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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    I wonder what crony with Russian ties will be nominated for a position in our government now
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    He's gonna fire Mueller isn't he?
     
  40. miles

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    Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    There are few things more exasperating than a stupid person that thinks they're smart. I'm gonna need a cigarette after all this goes down.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    I mean this is amazing :roll:

     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Why not at this point?
     
  43. Mister Me Too

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    Finally the rest of the world respects us:







    :trumpanzee:
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    That's a win for these morons. It's MAGA not MTWGA (make the world great again)
     
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