Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NCHusker

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    Women are winning a shit ton of primaries
     
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  2. MORBO!

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    Now they need to win the generals :pray:
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You're in GA-06 right? I didn't do much research and voted for Bobby Kaple and have to choose between McBath and Abel. I had completely forgotten McBath's son was shot over that infamous loud music argument with that crazy white guy in Jacksonville in 2012. I'm about 99% sure I'm voting for her simply because of her push for gun regulation, I bet she would grind up Handel's racist ass in a debate.
     
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  4. Mister Me Too

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    I think the push for women to get involved is not coming from the Democratic Party, they’re not smart enough to come up with that. They’re also too stupid to realize that they lost a lot of people because they ignored local races and instead focused their energy on federal elections. People are more receptive to a message if it comes from someone in their own community.
     
  5. London Humphreys

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    Have you heard of Emily’s list?
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    The overall rise of women participating is a good thing for sure, but in ga it felt like there weren't any solid male Democratic governor candidates this year. But then the female ones aren't that great either. I guess it just seems like there's a need got better male Democrat candidates here, if not nationally.
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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    the dude from bellingcat (recall most of the ukraine, syria threads a while back) doesn't is getting chastised by fucking melvins



    :( my precious decorum (as our alliances fall apart to favor russia)
     
  8. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, but they’re not necessarily affiliated with the DNC, they have a mutual interest and goals but Emily’s List is too effective to be part of the DNC.
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. BudKilmer

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    Pablo Thiccasso is an incredible twitter name

    And who is this being deposed?
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    A Gateway Pundit "reporter"
     
  12. DeToxRox

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  13. Mister Me Too

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    Former Bernie Sanders supporter turned MAGA supporter and “reporter”, pushes all the RWNJ conspiracy theories.
     
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  14. steamengine

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    She was at the White House like a month ago too.
     
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  15. indeed

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  16. ned's head

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  17. Barves2125

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    Can only imagine how stupid the Trumper response to that is going to be tomorrow.
     
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  18. Doc Louis

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    yeah when people in your own city fucking hate your ass, that's not a good sign.
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    herp derp aaron burr had a better commercial than the musical
     
  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    Tucker and Hannity leads for the next 3 days are set
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    I mean it's pretty easy. He's in Singapore, "making deals for the safety of our nation, and safety of the western world."

    Though really lets be real, he's so hungry for a diplomatic 'win' right now that it's pretty clear we're going to give up a LOT and not know what we gave up, or we'll have some other really, really stupid thing happen
     
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  22. clemsontyger04

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    "Liberal Hollywood is not in tune with the common American voter and citizen." Will be said at some point
     
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  23. Teflon Queen

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    In fairness, Robert DeNiro does indeed suck
     
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  24. Prospector

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    Many people are saying liberals don't hate Trump, they hate America. Wake up people
    (Saw on a billboard on I40E outside of Little Rock)
     
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  25. The Banks

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    He's never been accepted by the New York elite, and it pisses him off
     
  26. clemsontyger04

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    Was out today and saw a lot of MAGA, "Trump the Bitch" and your typical Confederate flag stickers on cars. Seemed more frequent than usual too.
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    I thought he'd been protected by it for at least a little while I'm the early 80s. That he's not used to this level of scrutiny because of that and being able to bully people back in ny
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    Gotta go to North Myrtle Beach to avoid that stuff.
     
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  29. Blu Tang Clan

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    I’m glad I live in my Southern California bubble right now. I’d be so mad otherwise. It’s literally a cult that needs to be unplugged and deprogrammed. I will say that the increase in their vocality might be a good thing down the road. The more they show their ass and throw their poop, hopefully the more that the sane, rational people rebuke them when it counts. It is embarrassing having these assholes though.
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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    hahahhaha

    hahahhahahah
     
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  31. afb

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  32. DirtBall

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  33. Can I Spliff it

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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    Apparently he was always viewed by the Manhattan people as basically a tasteless asshole from Queens. Usually my take on those people is that they probably ought to be hanging in the town square, but in this case they were probably right.
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    Could see that, given his dad was a racist slumlord
     
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  36. The Banks

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    Sounds spot on
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    Gonna be a shit show today
     
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  38. NYGator

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  39. Mix

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    His dad was my grandfather's least favorite client. Said he would just be awful to every single person in that bank.
     
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    So what's the over/under on when we pull troops out of ROK as a result of this summit?
     
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  41. indeed

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  42. sflnole

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    I remember reading, during the GW Bush years, that the US President's stool is also collected and disposed of by the Secret Service.
     
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  43. ned's head

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  44. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  45. NilesIrish

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    Imagine being the SS guy who no one likes. "Tony, You're on shit duty today" and then having to collect Trump's disgusting fast food shits.
     
  46. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Just think of all the weird things the SS must find that he eats. Tops of pens, paper napkins, candy wrappers.
     
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  47. timo

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    :warn:

    Edit: I'm glad there are reporters working on this shit so that at least I'll someday know how it all went down, even though very likely they'll all get away with it.
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Googled this and yeah apparently any time the president shits outside of the White House they collect it.
     
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