Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    lol at that being his tweet after all of this. [​IMG]
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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    It's a leftist meme that he's too old/stupid to understand, but he likes that it criticizes liberals hth
     
  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Life in prison to own the libs
     
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  4. HoosDaMan

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    President joking about being a co-conspirator. Jesus Christ.
     
  5. pez

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    He cross posted this on Yelp too
     
  6. Tobias

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    angie's list too
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Opens browser:

    www.legalzoom.com
     
  8. Mix

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    Are we starting a war or pulling Obama's security clearance or what today?
     
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  9. Schadenfred

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    A complete flip, eh?

    April 9th: FBI raids the Deputy Finance Chair (that is, Cohen) of the RNC
    April 11th: Paul Ryan surprisingly announces that he won't seek re-election


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  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Nuking Iran imo
     
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  11. Tobias

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    siap but trump's guy in the wyoming primary lost



    keep up the good work, don
     
  12. BP

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  13. Truman

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    I havent read up much on the Iowa girl.

    Can someone explain what e-Verify is wrt illegal immigrants?
     
  14. jrmy

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  15. DelapThrows

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    e-Verify is a system employers can use to credential potential employees and verify their SSN and/or legal status with other EINs.
     
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  16. Truman

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    So the killer was here legally?
     
  17. jrmy

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    Or he used a stolen social to pass E-Verify (which I think is possible)
     
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  18. Beeds07

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    I don't think he was here legally, but he was checked through DHS, unless I read that wrong.
     
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  19. Mister Me Too

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    :banderas:
     
  20. Schadenfred

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    Well, well, well... How the turntables...

     
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  21. Killy Me Please

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    Cognitive Dissonance

     
  22. Beeds07

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    Finally some good news this week:
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    *furiously googles tomi lahren + michelle obama*
     
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  24. prerecordedlive

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    Good lord imagine the vindication that mother must be feeling right now. More of this.
     
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  25. Schadenfred

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  26. Crepeswithasmile

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  27. Teflon Queen

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    Mike Pence would’ve been a superb Milford Man
     
  28. Tobias

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    it offends me how predictably retarded he is

     
  29. Lyrtch

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  30. Redav

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    Remember that "Do you trust Donald Trump to be president" thread? I'm just thinking out loud here as I read his tweets.
     
  31. Illinihockey

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    Thats an amazing self own
     
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  32. Killy Me Please

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    Unreal level of stupidity
     
  33. Teflon Queen

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    This isn’t even him tweeting...he’s in a lather and they took his phone
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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  35. Killy Me Please

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  36. Lyrtch

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    this is basically judging name ID but *rubs chin*

    I wonder why people bang the table about Biden but not Bernie

     
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  37. Schadenfred

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  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    So, those 10 charges can just kinda hang out there until Trump is out of office and can't pardon, huh?
     
  39. Gregor

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    How I imagine Trump tweeting this morning.


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  40. Illinihockey

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    I assume there is some time limit on refiling charges.
     
  41. Cheshire Bridge

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  42. bertwing

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  43. Killy Me Please

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    "So Mueller loses a majority of counts but wins the electoral college"
     
  44. PolyForce

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    My dream is to see one of Deripaska’s goons put a bullet in Manaforts eye the day after he’s officially pardoned by Donald.
     
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  45. Cheshire Bridge

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  46. Lyrtch

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    cc every town ever trying to expand rail services in america
     
  47. Dudley Dawson2

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    I didn't see William McCraven on that list
     
  48. prerecordedlive

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    I think I’m going to frame and hang Trump’s eventual mugshot in my home like North Koreans are required to do with fearless leader’s portrait.

    That will be the moment Trump finally becomes president to me.
     
  49. prerecordedlive

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    I’ve been rooting for one of these pardoned shitbags to be Jack Ruby’d for months.