Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    Pelosi has been an opposition leader before and did a fine job. She is old af and it would be great to have younger blood but she's fine
     
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  2. RSK

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    Meh they haven't really done anything. I mean they couldn't actually do anything so I'm not blaming them. But not much to give credit for.
     
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  3. wes tegg

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    Congress lost the power when they let the post-Watergate statutes to lapse in the late 90's. Now, the procedure is governed by federal regs.
     
  4. RSK

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    Sports wont matter when we're all in the Gulag.
     
  5. Buff_Ruffnek

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    Schumer is your "wildcard" ?





    :leo:
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    I think the real kuks in all of this is Congress.
     
  7. wes tegg

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    Comey appointed one when Ashcroft recused himself.
     
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    Jedem Nas Seine....
     
  9. Mister Me Too

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    Lavar Ball would be an impressive press secretary for this administration, Spicey better watch out for his job.
     
  10. Mister Me Too

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    Pelosi is a good opposition leader, she would not be an ideal speaker of the House, but she would be much better than Ryan.
     
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  11. RSK

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    I mean he's essentially piggy backed the Trump strategy of say outlandish shit = free publicity from the media.
     
  12. Chicago Seminole

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    The American people — not to mention the credibility of the world’s oldest democracy — require a thorough, impartial investigation into the extent of Russia’s meddling with the 2016 presidential election on behalf of Donald Trump and, crucially, whether high-ranking members of Mr. Trump’s campaign colluded in that effort....This is a tense and uncertain time in the nation’s history. The president of the United States, who is no more above the law than any other citizen, has now decisively crippled the F.B.I.’s ability to carry out an investigation of him and his associates

    NYT editorial.

    If I was really stupid I would wonder why people are being so dramatic though.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/09/...-comey.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur&_r=1
     
  13. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, but he says these outlandish things with such conviction that he makes you think that he actually believes them. That is something that Spicer has been unable to do and something he will need to be able to master the art form of lying for a living.
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Paul Ryan is smug about about passing a tax cut/healthcare bill that will put 24 million + off health insurance. Ryan is too stupid to know he put his majority at risk for an wildly unpopular bill that confirms: Democrats are going to run on Medicare for all in 2020.

    Pelosi talked Congressman into voting for ACA, something they knew would end their political careers, but would help Americans.

    Intentions matter.
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    Are you fucking serious? Jesus buff. This doesn't trouble you?
     
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  16. TheoB

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    Kellyanne on CNN right now. Jeeeeezus what an idiot. Just completely nonsensical
     
  17. ohhaithur

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    She idiot'd herself into winning the presidency
     
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  18. Chicago Seminole

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    In January, the hands of the Doomsday Clock were adjusted to two and a half minutes to midnight: the closest they have come to catastrophe since 1953. Attributed to rising nationalism, wavering public confidence in democratic institutions, Donald Trump’s comments about nuclear weapons and his repeated denials of the existence of man-made climate change, the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists warned that “global danger looms”.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2017/04/writing-end-world
     
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  19. Lyrtch

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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    If the Republican party doesn't want to be called racist, they could either stop taking Mercer's money, excommunicate Steve King, or stop with the voter suppression.

    Don't hold your breath.
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Fuck her and fuck the fucking first family. They (sans maybe Baron) are horrible human beings who are fucking this great nation up for the alinighty dollar.
     
  23. Corch

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    I don't disagree but we're better than that bullshit.
     
  24. dome foam

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    I think that espn actually tried this.
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

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    The most powerful man on the planet yells at the tv when it upsets him.

    But as long as Trump lowers taxes on pass through corporations, America will be Great Again.
     
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  26. Chicago Seminole

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    IVANKA TRUMP WROTE A PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS BOOK FOR BASICALLY NO ONE



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    Women Who Work” is mostly composed of artless jargon (“All women benefit immeasurably by architecting their lives”) and inspirational quotes you might find by Googling “inspirational quotes.” Her exhortations feel even emptier than usual in light of Trump’s stated policy goals

    The notion that Ivanka’s reticence on political issues conceals an innate goodness and a sort of strategic genius that can only be deployed behind the scenes has been crumbling since November. As I wrote last year in a piece about her previous book, Ivanka possesses a type of beauty that often passes as moral uprightness

    http://www.newyorker.com/books/page...painfully-oblivious-book-for-basically-no-one
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Well he was black and Muslim and socialist and born in Kenya
     
  28. fsutony

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    Plus he's a demon that created ISIS
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Is today the day trump finally pivoted and became president?
     
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  30. Gaknight

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    Anyone that ever parroted that line can go fuck themselves
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    The President is a sexual predator. That is somehow not a big deal.
     
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  32. afb

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  33. bertwing

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  34. lechnerd

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    I know it will never happen but it would be great if Comey was named as the independent special prosecutor.
     
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  35. BWC

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    Whew, I was worried I might be the only one disturbed by that unfortunate word choice.
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Comey walking into the White House like
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. CaneKnight

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    At this point??????????? The GOP has ALWAYS been the greater threat to America. Just look at the mess the last regime made and they weren't even bootlicking fascist garbage.
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    I somehow missed this last night:

     
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  40. scottblue

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    I just don't see any possible way this doesn't end in horrible bloody violence if Trump isn't impeached.

    Not saying it'll happen now or even 10yrs from now but if we allow a foreign hostile government to interfere in our election and then let our President shit on all our institutions while eliminating checks and balances, this only gets worse.

    Think about how many different nations will fund their own candidates and run their own misinformation campaigns every election.

    In order to get power back Dems will have to put someone up that will just escalate things in a liberal direction. Once the people lose faith in our institutions you can't put that genie back in the bottle.

    It's only a matter of time before you're looking at armed conflict, unless we as a country send a message that we won't tolerate the actions of Putin and Trump.
     
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  41. BudKilmer

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    Guys maybe it was a bad idea to elect Donald Trump POTUS
     
  42. BROADWAY JOE

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    So which narrative works best for you bleeding hearts?

    A. Comey fired because he was close to exposing trump
    B. Comey fired to keep Hillary out of jail
    C. Comey fired because he wants to spend his twilight years alive
    D. Comey fired to sure up trumps inner circle
     
  43. BROADWAY JOE

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    Delusional with "chicken little syndrome"
     
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  44. Bill the Butcher

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    Gotta say, I love a few of the candidates he has.

    Rudy :lovelove:
     
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  45. Killy Me Please

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    I know a lot about the scummy shit Chuck does and has done through the years from people who've worked for him and still do. But compared to our golfer in chief he's a saint.
     
  46. Bill the Butcher

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    That's rich coming from you guys
     
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  47. Jimmy McGill

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    Guy went full Nixon and we're not even 10% into his four year term.

    Trump hasn't even thrown his second ball of the first frame and the bowling alley is on fire.
     
  48. Bill the Butcher

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    Shu
     
  49. BudKilmer

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    Absolutely stealing this today
     
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