Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Barves2125

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    "I make so much money!!! No, no, I won't prove it. I'll just yell about it to strangers on the internet because I'm a mentally healthy adult and not a total loser!! Haha right?!? I'm not a loser. I'm definitely not a loser!!!"
     
  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    He wasn’t created and many times
     
  3. DuckKin

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    Fucking A man! My parents should have spent less time dedicating their lives to helping others, they should have made money like I did. Did you know I make 45 gazillion dollars a nano second?
     
  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Can we ip ban this fucking fool and move on? A grown man creating a number of accounts so he can argue that being a racist is cool is pathetic.

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    Anyone?
     
  5. JPWahoo

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    known cheater user Jigga was still a gimme W. It is known
     
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  6. jrmy

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  7. Truman

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    Apparently AOC's campaign didnt get Workers Comp insurance, and now the right is using it as some big gotcha. She's a fraud because they overlooked getting that insurance, and paid a fine for it.

    Really getting desperate.
     
  8. Tobias

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    ugh i live with a nice older couple and the older lady keeps buying really shitty snacks for me at the grocery store.
     
  9. Tug

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    I was going to make the rooms in my house a half mile apart but my dad insisted he wanted to live his life a quarter mile at a time just like Vin Deisel. I caved and now I hate my McMansion
     
  10. DuckKin

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    Anyone who makes less than me is a loser, especially those to make specifically 7 figures.
     
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  11. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  12. DuckKin

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    are you talking about those snacks made from endangered giraffes? fucking gross, loser older lady. I only eat snacks made from gold, bitcoin, and the tears of put down animals. Do you know I make infinity amount of money every blink of a child's eye?
     
  13. Xander Crews

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    These dipshits think they’re intellecual titans and it’s so laughable/terrifying that their idiot base eats it up.

    Same arguments if they were arguing against slavery.

    “Why are they so against people in chains? Chains aren’t inherently evil. Are you also against chain necklaces? Chain linked fences? Notable Atlanta rapper 2Chainz?

    Didn’t think so. Checkmate libs.
     
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  14. Tobias

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    selfish is what it is. its this older, married couple that i have known all my life. fucking roommates man
     
  15. Xander Crews

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    Feisty Nancy is in DGAF mode.
     
  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    Im still laughing at this hours later. Its the small things on a Friday.
     
  17. Lebroon

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    You know how easy it is to switch your IP right?
     
  18. Lebroon

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    ACtually, if you have been around long enough it was proven.
     
  19. Barves2125

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    Been here since May 2009 and I don't recall that. Link?
     
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  20. Lebroon

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    Ask your buddy Iron mickey
     
  21. DuckKin

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    Sounds like they failed to become self made like myself and the President.
     
  22. London Humphreys

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    There is a humanitarian crisis at the border, one Trump created or at the very least least exacerbated. A wall can't fix that crisis, not that it would really keep people out either, but it certainly can't help feed and protect the starving refugees fleeing violence.
     
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  23. Barves2125

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    This sounds like something someone full of shit would say. Why don't you just tell me when and where you proved it?
     
  24. NilesIrish

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    He’s going to get lazy now.
     
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  25. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  26. Bruce Bowen

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    Last page reminded me of
     
  27. jrmy

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    I can't wait for rules' next burner account "Koobe"
     
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  28. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    DuRANT
     
  29. Tobias

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    joordan
     
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  30. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Shocking that he finds repressive foreign regimes to be more to his liking than democratically elected Americans.

    Shocking.
     
  31. London Humphreys

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    There is a humanitarian crisis at the border, one Trump created or at the very least least exacerbated. A wall can't fix that crisis, not that it would really keep people out either, but it certainly can't help feed and protect the starving refugees fleeing violence.
     
  32. VaxRule

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    “An invasion”

    Show me how Donald Trump is racist!
     
  33. nofatchildren - cissp

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    This rules burner account post Tobias posted earlier is legitimately one of the most racist posts I've seen on this board:

    Remember when tmbrules would get all mad and be "blah blah everything is racism to the left. I'm not a racist. I'm just a rich guy who loves the economy." Lmao.
     
  34. DuckKin

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    My stomach is upset due to everyone making less than me. I decided to use Pepto Bismol made from the left over chalk from all the schools in my area that closed down due to people like me using tax loop holes to save more money. I shouldnt have to have my money stolen from me to give to be a bunch of poor people.

    TAXATION IS TH(L)EFT!
     
  35. bro

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  36. WC

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    The centrist arm of the Dem house is fucking scared to death of AOC and I love it. Her platform, both policy wise and with millennials following and supporting her, is gonna be tough to ignore or tamp down.

    I do agree somewhat that there has to be a bigger picture with who and what she is aiming at, but she’s been so refreshing.
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Should have just snorted the chalk dust. Hits your system quicker that way. #lifehack
     
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  38. Can I Spliff it

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    Pls invade and liberate us from trump
     
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    When I read these stories
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  40. Xander Crews

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    I can confirm they will be greeted as liberators
     
  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  43. RSK

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  44. El Tiburon

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    Spoiler Alert:

    The disaster he’s describing is that he spent more than 5 minutes in an average American middle class community for the first time in his life and he thinks any house that costs less than $1 million might as well be a shack.
     
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  45. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    *not an emergency.
     
  46. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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  47. bertwing

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