Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. indeed

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    I wouldn’t rely on only the IRS calculator. There are plenty of third party tools.

    Fair point that a lot of people are getting blindsided by their numbers this filing season when almost all the headlines were about owing less taxes because of the tax cut. I fucked up my withholding when I was in my mid 20s, it took me years to recover, but then again that was when the internet was brand new and didn’t have much in the way of tax planning tools. I’m pretty obsessive about it every year exactly because of my experience when I was younger.
     
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  2. indeed

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    90. Carried around a typewriter in a case to write my papers. Had to go across the street to McLanahan’s from South Halls when I ran out of White Out. Didn’t quite finish my passport at Zeno’s.

    Was there for the natty tho.

    You?
     
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  3. $P1

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    One of my favorite tells is when someone lying overcompensates with unnecessary details
     
  4. aisle seven

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    I'm in middle school.

    Where'd you live at PSU?
     
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  5. NilesIrish

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    furiously googles
     
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  6. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Oh man the stories I have from my freshmen year in Bursley Hall at Michigan, in between Duffield and Hubbard. Walking north up Murfin to Panera at 1773 Plymouth Rd, Ann Arbor, MI 48105 for some soup on a cold winter day in 2006, my first year at my alma matter UM.
     
  7. TAS

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    The Saudis making sure everyone knows Trump is their bitch. Wonder what Congress' next move is, with Trump ignoring their demands. The guy who replaced Corker on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee is on record saying fighting Iran is more important holding SA accountable, so they'll probably just bow to Trump



     
  8. DeToxRox

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    I know you’re lying because if you really went to Michigan, you would have said it at least six more times in that post.
     
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  9. indeed

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  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  11. DeToxRox

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    The White House basically has the same response to the Crown Prince that Arizona message board fans have to Sean Miller. That doesn’t seem ideal.
     
  12. NYGator

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    I didn't feel attacked at all. My only point was compared to the 100's of controversies we have seen from one president, her controversy has to be considered minor and has received more attention because that's what HE wants to happen.

    As far as her family goes, finding a tribe would be amazing since we can't find her parents, but I guess that is a bit of a circular issue. It wouldn't be to get benefits and profit from the lineage. but to finally get a sense of where she came from and what her roots are, since it is something she has always wanted to know but was very hard to find until recently.
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Actual dolphins will tell you the same, in their adorable little squeaks!

    North Quad represent!
     
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  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Good god imagine if the Obama administration did this
     
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  15. TAS

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    This is what respect on the world stage looks like. If you got a problem with that, move to Venezuela with the rest of the commies.
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Looks like Trump is immortal

    Oh well

     
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  17. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  18. TAS

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    Texags has gone through the "refuse to buy popcorn at basketball games! that will show them" stage of grief as the athl. dept refuses to fire our shitty coach. Maybe we just need a good ol boycott of Trump steaks or whatever bullshit he's selling these days to show we won't back down
     
  19. TAS

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  20. Mister Me Too

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  21. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    So tucker brought up a memo, he said “that’s a fake”.
    Tucker brought up another memo and he spun it.
    I think that, in general, the news media is pretty fair but headline writers are going to drive us into a civil war.
    Maybe we could all just read the news instead of just the headline?
    see what I did there, combatting their hyperbole with hyperbole of my own?
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Lmao at "and beyond"

    We are predicting the future of an overweight 80 year old??
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cmon brother
     
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  24. Xander Crews

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    Dude...
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    Louie Gohmert is an underrated candidate for first wave of hydraulic pressing
     
  26. VaxRule

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    I love you, Spliff
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imma creat a Spliff BOT and just post the most liked tweets from 48 hours ago
     
  29. TAS

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    Won't anyone think of the poor racist that didn't win his election. Don't his feelings matter

     
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  30. Lyrtch

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  31. bertwing

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    Missed a great opportunity for stethoscope placement in this photo
     
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  32. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Is ‘Irish eyes are crying’ a reference to boring out 8 year old catholic buttholes?
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sweet Jesus :roll:
     
  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  36. Lyrtch

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  37. dome foam

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    warren is really the only candidate who understands the message.
    I wonder what happens if Bernie doesn’t run and instead endorsed her. Could be the boost she needs.
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's almost certainly going to declare, but if he doesn't do well I certainly hope he throws his weight behind Warren.
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    Bringing that stale 3 day old take. Not worth a Twitter follow
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Now to compare that with population growth to see how much it's grown per capita...
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    That's the face he makes while getting pegged by midgets
     
  42. afb

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  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    what the fuck is that photo
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    Shit I didn’t know Al Borges was out of coaching.
     
  45. BudKilmer

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    Spoiler that awful pic :laugh:

    What the fuck
     
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  46. bertwing

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    Looks like The Waterboy’s daddy Roberto

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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's apparently blind, still looks like Steve Ballmer though.

    [​IMG]
     
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  48. bertwing

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    Hope Pete Davidson doesn’t make fun of him
     
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