Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    I like ari melber, but good golly does he say at least one cringeworthy thing per show
     
  2. BudKilmer

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    We literally paid North Korea to torture one of our citizens. Mother fuck I can’t get over this fact.
     
  3. NYGator

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    He’s goofy, but super smart.
     
  4. Teflon Queen

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    Didn’t they at least send us a bunch of dog bones that they claimed were Korean War vets though?
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    Some brave soul should go into the shitpit and see how this is being spun by them
     
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  6. Tug

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    And that was when RWNJ were still celebrating how tough Trump was on Best Korea
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    We didn't pay after promising to pay so President Deals wins again!

    - some idiot
     
  8. sflnole

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    What? Did he quote Trick Daddy or something?
     
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  9. Georgia_Nole

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  10. ned's head

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    Tonight it was a couple of minutes on whether trump did or did not want that smoke. And then into gucci mane
     
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  11. Redav

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    You really can't put a price tag on something like that
     
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  12. Josey Wales

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    Wait something suggests we paid them the bill they gave us?
     
  13. PeterGriffin

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    The bill was sent to the Treasury Department and remained unpaid through 2017, the Post reported. It was not known if the administration later paid the bill.

    Trump has denied paying North Korea to release hostages. “I got back our hostages; I never paid them anything,” he said at a September news conference.
     
  14. Josey Wales

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    Ok, I mean that would be absurd and I can’t imagine they paid NK.
     
  15. Tug

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    If they didn’t pay for it, they still signed the agreement for it, meaning that we still owe NK $2m
     
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  17. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  18. Jc6

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  19. NYGator

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    I mean, it’s not hard to believe he didn’t pay the bill. That’s like his MO.
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Moscow, Russia
     
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  21. Josey Wales

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    Aide: mr President this deal means we’re liable for the money.

    *but the president silenced his staff and refused to hear any details. He just kept saying “no, no, I don’t care. Obama couldn’t get this punk kid back. I did. I got him back.”

    Yeah, we’ll see this turn up in an unofficial account one day.
     
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  22. Tug

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    We all know Trump doesn’t pay his bills. That doesn’t mean we are a country that can back out of agreements easily.

    I’d rather the next president just give NK the $2m we agreed than to ever hear that we owe them money
     
  23. PeterGriffin

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    This reminds me, I saw Trump at a grocery store in New York one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Trump trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
     
  24. Josey Wales

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    LOL you just set the stage for the next big scandal that will be covered more closely by the right than trump obstructing justice.
     
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  25. Tug

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    I know, and that’s what is sad about it. But it’s a big issue if we can’t be reliable with international agreements
     
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  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Wow, was this nugget shared before and I missed it?

     
  28. NYGator

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    He has been backing out of a lot of deals, Iran, NAFTA, etc. It's a huge problem in general. One of the reasons other countries trusted us is because each President upholds the deals of their predecessors. We literally need to start from square one in 2020.
     
  29. NYGator

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    What is this? Really?
     
  30. Tug

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    My hope is that the rest of the world forgets about Trump
     
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  31. slogan119

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    When she asked him to pay, you should have gone up to him, got in his face, and said “HUH? HUH MOTHERFUCKER?!?”
     
  32. PeterGriffin

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    It was a story someone told about Flying Lotus years ago. It's now a copypasta. I love it every time I read it.
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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    Hahahahaha wat?
     
  34. Randy Dangus

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    His new singles are fantastic fwiw
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Such a ridiculous fucking asshole
     
  36. PeterGriffin

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  37. The Banks

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    75 year old from Texas, checks out. What a fucking moron, doesn't he have educated aides around him?
     
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  38. BellottiBold

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    I will not have this thread talking shit about Le Carre adaptations.
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    i bought a le carre book a while back but haven't read it yet

    /tweet
     
  40. NYGator

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    I had a feeling because you didn’t mention Trump having to show his ID to pay.
     
  41. bic

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    Saw this very normal RV in the parking lot near my doctor's appointment this morning.

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    I wanted to get a picture of the other side as well (just as covered in crazy Trump shit) but the guy was sitting in the RV and I think the dude in the red Camaro was his buddy or something and I didn't feel like getting murdered by the next Cesar Sayoc. I did drive around the other side and this was the main piece on it...

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    Really think I'm gonna end up seeing that thing on the news in the future after they do some Cesar Sayoc style shit. A good thing is that my dad was with me and he's a genuinely apolitical person. He's not a both sides guy at all, just has no interest in politics and has never voted in his life. He saw this and seemed legitimately concerned. It was like seeing the kind of shit in person that I've previously told him about may have woken him up a bit. Think I might be able to get him registered for 2020 after this.
     
  42. indeed

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  43. BWC

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    Color me shocked he actually said Strzok out loud. Guess it's easier to say than type, but still.
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Stable genius.
     
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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    From liberal rag, Reason
    https://reason.com/2019/04/25/adam-lowther-child-services-police-abuse/
     
  46. Josey Wales

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    Ok well mueller better fucking make that more clear in a public hearing. Thanks, Bob!