Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BellottiBold

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    What am I missing here
     
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  2. cutig

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    (Im) Peach Mint
     
  3. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Peach mint

    Put it together and add im in front
     
  4. BudKilmer

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    I mean yeah but he blew the fucking whistle on himself today
     
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  5. jokewood

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    An off-center tattoo of a logo from a Vin Diesel movie sequel recast with Ice Cube is still an original idea.
     
  6. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    not so fast

     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You must have brolift on ignore
     
  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Possibly, but it's also been said that a feature of President Deals' dealmaking is that he often blows up deals that are basically finished over very small aspect of the deal. Because he's an idiot.
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. Truman

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    Having to note that it doesn’t have anything to do w Ukraine.

    Fuck this timeline.
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    in fairness a decent amount of people have indeed on ignore

    I did til about 2 weeks ago or so
     
  13. joe-

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  14. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    k
     
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  15. jokewood

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  16. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    lol that one was an accident. I thought I copied a gif link
     
  17. indeed

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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    Don't know why y'all let grandpa rimjob irk you so.
     
  19. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I scroll past him but a bunch of people would say it was lech so I put him on ignore
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    this triggered me so bad, guy has no business being in the race. And if he stays in the Jungle Primary to sabotage the D chances at 50%

    :out:
     
  21. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    Liz Warren in 1979 <3


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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    For his entire life, and many of his minions and puppet masters, he has never been held to account. He believes rules, laws, do not apply to him. Nobody has ever proved otherwise.
     
  23. indeed

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    Some of those same Bros jumped on board with the Trump/Rudy Ukraine Biden conspiracy, so it’s a tell on their gullibility.
     
  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Probably
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    No one believed that Hunter's business dealings lead to any preferential treatment by the US government. They just hoped it would hurt Biden's chances at the nomination. Probably under the belief that Biden will lose to Trump in the election.

    Don't act like you didn't understand this difference.
     
  27. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    Edit: I'm an idiot. Wrong thread.
     
  28. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Clearly out though.
     
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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  30. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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  31. cutig

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    Bold strategy to lean into it
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED
     
  33. NYGator

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    The fact that newscasters don't mercilessly make fun of his poor, and repeated use of the word perfect to describe the call as being above board feels very inauthentic to me. It sounds ridiculous. Why can't people just come out and say it sounds as weird as it does?
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    If the Republican Party's official stance is that foreign countries fabricating allegations against Democrats is good and right, I don't see them stopping when Bill Barr launches an investigation against Warren in 6 months.
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    What can you really say when the president is yelling about how it's his absolute right to pressure a foreign government into finding information that damages his domestic rivals
     
  36. Prospector

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    Everyone but the mango maggot and the GOP respect the office
     
  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Step one: deny
    Step two: claim the other side is at fault
    Step three: claim it isn't illegal

    We're at step three. If you're wondering, step four is done something dumber to move the news cycle.
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The ability to understand a pun?
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, hopefully when Trump refuses to honor the results of losing an election, the Secret Service just drags him out of there.

    That is of course, if they aren't replaced by the Bikers for Trump by then.
     
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  40. indeed

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    Yeah I’m well aware that some here are totally cool with MAGA tactics if it hurts someone they don’t like.
     
  41. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  42. BudKilmer

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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Lol fuck this guy so much
     
  46. Lorne Malvo

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  47. chuckmasterflex

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  48. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    (((Globalists))) you say?
     
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  49. cutig

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    I'm guessing we just don't know about Carson yet
     
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  50. Lorne Malvo

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