Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NCHusker

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    Condemn sure is a stern word I bet Donnie is rethinking things now
     
    #285401 NCHusker, Oct 16, 2019
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  2. Rothko

    Rothko The Grand Sachem
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  3. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    What an awful/privileged fucking take from Blake News
     
    #285403 Andy Reocho, Oct 16, 2019
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  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I can’t believe anyone thinks this guy is smart.
     
    #285404 Daniel Ocean, Oct 16, 2019
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  5. BellottiBold

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    Did you try to taste it :laugh:
     
    #285405 BellottiBold, Oct 16, 2019
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  6. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #285406 Lyrtch, Oct 16, 2019
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  7. Crepeswithasmile

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    #285407 Crepeswithasmile, Oct 16, 2019
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  8. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    Guy sitting next to me on a flight is reading a Jared Diamond book. Have I seen his name in this thread?
     
    #285408 Gregor, Oct 16, 2019
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  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #285409 UncleJesse, Oct 16, 2019
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  10. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    #285410 southlick, Oct 16, 2019
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  11. Crepeswithasmile

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    goddamnit

     
    #285411 Crepeswithasmile, Oct 16, 2019
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Chuds everywhere "He's president and can declassify what he wants"

    Chuds if Obama did it:,, :blowup:
     
    #285412 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 16, 2019
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  13. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Fuck you Mitch
     
    #285413 bertwing, Oct 16, 2019
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  14. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    someone's big boy pants are in a fucking bunch today



     
    #285414 Crepeswithasmile, Oct 16, 2019
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    So Trump essentially cried and was triggered by the vote that he could focus on the meeting :laugh:
     
    #285415 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 16, 2019
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    #285416 Beeds07, Oct 16, 2019
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  17. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    Guns, Germs, and Steel
     
    #285417 Guns, Oct 16, 2019
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  18. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Is this real

    please tell me it’s not real

     
    #285418 bertwing, Oct 16, 2019
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  19. Crepeswithasmile

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    #285419 Crepeswithasmile, Oct 16, 2019
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  20. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Bama speed
     
    #285420 bertwing, Oct 16, 2019
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  21. Joe Louis

    Joe Louis no thank you turkish, i'm sweet enough
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    It's like the press sec bot but irl :facepalm:
     
    #285421 Joe Louis, Oct 16, 2019
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  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #285422 chuckmasterflex, Oct 16, 2019
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  23. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    Put this in the fucking Smithsonian.
     
    #285423 Dick Dollars, Oct 16, 2019
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  24. Tilly

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    Did he just turn over a confidential negotiating document from one side to the other when he's supposed to be the mediator?
     
    #285424 Tilly, Oct 16, 2019
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  25. ButchCassidy

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    Trumpocalypse: Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!
     
    #285425 ButchCassidy, Oct 16, 2019
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  26. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    Guns Germs and Steel?
     
    #285426 CuckFinn, Oct 16, 2019
  27. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    #285427 jokewood, Oct 16, 2019
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  28. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    100% mandatory.
     
    #285428 PeterGriffin, Oct 16, 2019
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  29. ono

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    all I can think of today

     
    #285429 ono, Oct 16, 2019
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  30. ned's head

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    Hello - here are all of our unprecedented concessions.
     
    #285430 ned's head, Oct 16, 2019
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  31. BudKilmer

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    #285431 BudKilmer, Oct 16, 2019
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  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Well shit BudKilmer. Great minds and all.
     
    #285432 Beeds07, Oct 16, 2019
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  33. ned's head

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    After almost 3 years of complete idiocy, I still didn't believe that letter was real. Fuck me. Fuck us.
     
    #285433 ned's head, Oct 16, 2019
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  34. ned's head

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    #285434 ned's head, Oct 16, 2019
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  35. Doc Louis

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    That would be an interesting question "excuse me sir there's a video of you murdering me. Can you comment on that?"
     
    #285435 Doc Louis, Oct 16, 2019
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I think she is trying to give him an aneurysm.
     
    #285436 chuckmasterflex, Oct 16, 2019
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  37. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    It sounds like a line in a shittay hostage movie
     
    #285437 HoosDaMan, Oct 16, 2019
  38. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Lmao, now this I believe

     
    #285438 ned's head, Oct 16, 2019
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  39. Doc Louis

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    Remember when Turkey made America's ass quit during the great Syrian War of 2019? Good times.
     
    #285439 Doc Louis, Oct 16, 2019
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  40. Fran Tarkenton

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    #285440 Fran Tarkenton, Oct 16, 2019
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  41. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    From playing Rainbow 6 games years ago, all I can tell you is that it is more fun to shoot the hostages.
     
    #285441 chuckmasterflex, Oct 16, 2019
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  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I'm disappointed that this isn't done in list format.
     
    #285442 Fusiontegra, Oct 16, 2019
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    He’s so fucking dumb
     
    #285443 HoosDaMan, Oct 16, 2019
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  44. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    my favorite part about this is all the stupid republicans on twitter thinking president t owned Nancy with this insult, but miss the fact that he’s a total goddamn idiot
     
    #285444 joe-, Oct 16, 2019
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  45. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #285445 chuckmasterflex, Oct 16, 2019
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  46. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    [​IMG]
     
    #285446 UncleJesse, Oct 16, 2019
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  47. dome foam

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    What's even the point of being chummy with these authoritarians if we cannot prevent them from committing genocides?
     
    #285447 dome foam, Oct 16, 2019
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  48. aisle seven

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    You're working under the assumption Donnie cares about stopping genocides. That's not true.
     
    #285448 aisle seven, Oct 16, 2019
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  49. Doc Louis

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    She was trying to figure out whether to use the masculine or feminine term for waiter.
     
    #285449 Doc Louis, Oct 16, 2019
  50. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I was being facetious.
     
    #285450 dome foam, Oct 16, 2019
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