Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Guess we'll have to let him off for all of the other unrelated crimes. Damnit.

 

Hunter Biden parties hard.

 

The point is already working. People running against Stefanik, Nunes and Jordan have seen their donations and support going through the roof, the GOP is a laughing stock, and support for impeach and replace is growing. It's going to continue and probably go one with a trial in the Senate.

This is going as well as humanly possible. Replace was never the goal. Putting these idiots on record for sucking off Trump no matter what is the point.

 

If my dad was the vice president you best believe I'm taking a no-show board job that pays 50k a month

 

This is Bill Barr and skepticism of the import of this particular altered document is certainly warranted.

 

Sweet. So now the FBI means nothing which means nothing means anything but what Trump tells us.

 

Leaked out early because it’s a big, fat nothing.

 

Sounds like the FBI agent, when confronted, admitted to it. Rookie mistake. You're supposed to get in front of a running helicopter and scream that you didn't do it, and are therefore innocent so help me God.

 

Fusion GPS was hired for oppo research. That oppo research unveiled criminal activity. That information was instead sent to DOJ/FBI (as is appropriate for evidence of criminal activity) and not deployed in the campaign.

 

Yeah, sure bud. Whatever you want.

 

I'd like to see the Senate trial consist of Hunter versus Donnie Jr. in a cage match to the death. A trial by combat, if you will. Only the strongest failson comes out alive. Maybe throw Andrew Giuliani in there, too, and make it a pay-per-view battle royale.

 

Hunter would win so easily. My man’s been on skid row to score drugs.

 

Yeah, gotta give the edge to the guy with the coke fury. And I can't imagine that Andrew and Junior are fit enough to do much damage. Their soft underbelly is their soft underbelly.

 

A daily reminder this guy doesn’t have mental faculty to run the daycare at the White House.

 

BudKilmer wtf is wrong with you?

 

lmao

 

FUCK

 

i'd rather see who can do the most cocaine and say "my father" the most during a weekend bender in aspen

 

Fixed your post

 

Biblical

 

Huh?

 

Been there, done that. You left off the part where Mitch et al do Mitch et al things

 

Fuck Hunter Biden. Plant some drugs on him and throw him in jail so the GOP stop deflecting the entire purpose of the impeachment trials.

 

hey man, they will still deflect no matter what democrats do to appease them.

 

So how does this proceed when it eventually goes to the senate?

 

The Senate strings it along for a while, speechifies, and votes not to remove?

 

AintNothingGonnaHappen.gif

 

Has Hunter killed a lion tho?

 

He’s a speed fiend, not a real man.

 

But Jr has concrete teeth, so his jaw has to be strong from holding them in his mouth for so long.

 

wapo is reporting 2 week long trial maybe in January. Long enough to make it seem serious.

 

Exactly

 

Get the fuck faces on record.

the real problem for Dems is the candidates for pres.

 

I decided to check in on Fox News during halftime of the football game. Just a little Mark Levin screaming at the camera claiming he knows who the whistleblower is with Rush Limbaugh on deck. Also Geraldo.

 

Mark Levin is king dork conservative.

 

He's an unprincipled shithead moron. That Fox is turning to dinosaur idiots like him, Rush and Geraldo hopefully means they're running out of new grist for the mill.

Also, old people are stupid.

 

Incredible

 

The exception that proves the rule.

 

OBAMA!

 

Read some of the comments
Y
I
K
E
S