Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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  2. Dukes

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    Debbie Lesko can fuck right off
     
  3. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    the Democrats are TEARING FAMILIES APART
     
  4. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    that anyone who isn't a white male is a Republican is crazy
     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I frequently find myself asking if they really believe what they are saying
     
  6. Truman

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    I have CNN on mute while Im doing some work stuff. If I didnt know that GOP was primarily white males, Id know what party is talking because every time a dem speaks, they're still, and somber looking. The GOP speakers flail their hands and are almost pacing back and forth at the mic
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The exact quotes were "Ma'am, I just want to thank you for all you've done to make this country great again" as they began sobbing uncontrollably.
     
  8. Prospector

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    and the one time they give a shit about minority rights
     
  9. PeterGriffin

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    Has there been a single fuckin House R that hasn't schlobbed it up? Amash not being an R obviously.
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It's a truly historic day in DC


    Edit: Oh
     
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  11. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Trump is bringing back Impeachmas. Obama tried to stop it from happening but Trump makes it so we can say it again.
     
  13. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Wow. Republican caller from Delaware who was a TROOP was for impeachment
     
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  14. PeterGriffin

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    Most thinly veiled fake "independent" caller.
     
  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. PeterGriffin

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    Oo hell yeah, "let he who cast the first stone bla bla bla." I love this.
     
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  17. DuckKin

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    Trump is really going to hate being called “Impeached President”
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Is that an actual thing?
     
  19. bro

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    It can be
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    Doug Collins can choke on a bag of dicks
     
  21. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Doug Collins makes me feel sorry for Southerners
     
  22. glimmer

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    The article itself is from September but the points stands
     
  23. Andy Reocho

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    I think the thing that drives me crazy about Collins most is how matter of factly he tries to talk.
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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    I'm gonna party all fucking year when the Republican Party folds when they are unable to win any election.
     
  25. bro

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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    A little more diversity in GA and TX plus a touch of Millenial involvement and its going to be fun to watch them scramble
     
  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    BetterCallSaul do you believe Trump should be removed from office?
     
  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Who the hell is this guy?
     
  29. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    The colostomy bag from Wisconsin that sounds like he drowning when he talks?
     
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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    He fucking said Irregardless
     
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  31. naganole

    naganole I'm a pretty big deal around here.
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    Romney won GA by 7.2 %. Trump won by 5.1%. Kemp "won" by 1.4%
     
  32. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    What kind of a glutton do you have to be to:

    1. Eat more than 1 burrito
    2. Know that an all-you-can-eat burrito dinner is a thing
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    And just cut like 300k from the roll. Smh
     
  34. PeterGriffin

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    Hah burn Collins! Nailed it! Dumbfuck.
     
  35. El Tiburon

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    I’ve got a better one, Mike. How about instead we take this person, dress them up in a dog costume and hand them to your son for safekeeping? Talk about an all-time punishment.
     
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  36. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    This guy is wearing a bowtie on the house floor
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    What was this about?
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    Someone who totally wants to be impeached
     
  39. PeterGriffin

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    He said some snide bullshit before introducing one of his colleagues. I went back to transcribe: "I also remind my chairman that w-wi-impeachable was never been as a political weapon in between elections when you can't win the next one." Exact wording, emphasis mine. He really thought he was dropping the mic.
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Mr. President, please testify and also do it without your pesky lawyers who will only hold you back and cramp your style
     
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  41. ButchCassidy

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    totally normal.
     
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  42. cutig

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    He told someone in the press he wasn't going to watch
     
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  43. Andy Reocho

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    :roll: at Rogers referencing Trump creating the Space Force as a huge win
     
  44. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Lol Alabama
     
  45. PeterGriffin

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    This Spano guy yelling is really winning me over, he's so compelling and confident.

    Seems like a standup guy.
     
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  46. BudKilmer

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  47. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  48. bro

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  49. HoosDaMan

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    Calling it now. Joe Neguse will be President one day.
     
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  50. PeterGriffin

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    Lol "the Dems are furthering Russian/Putin's wishes."
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