Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. two

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    I like this guy speaking now
     
  2. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Wonderful that my Senator, Mike Braun wants to oust the whistleblower. Glad he’s listening to the voicemails I left for him.
     
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  3. two

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    Cipollone is such a fucking chud
     
  4. BP

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    Liking this Demings gal.
     
  5. two

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    Wtf is this question and answer :facepalm:
     
  6. boone

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  7. PeterGriffin

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    When's the vote for witnesses, tomorrow?
     
  8. Truman

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    yes
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She’s been the biggest revelation of the impeachment process going back to house testimonies.
     
  10. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    I’m yet to hear specifics of why the Republicans believe the subpoenas were invalid.
     
  11. Truman

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    They're argument is only subpoenas from a full house vote are valid. Since the subpoenas were from a subcommittee, and not a full vote, they are invalid
     
  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    The gist was that subpoenas need to come from a full House vote. Which is stupid, of course subcommittees can issue subpoenas, the House rules state as much:

    "Under clause 2(m)(1)(A) of rule XI, all committees are authorized to sit and act anywhere within the United States, and to issue subpoenas, whether the House is in session or has adjourned to a date certain or adjourned sine die, even after the second regular session of a Congress until the end of the constitutional term. "

    "For the purpose of carrying out any of its functions and duties under this rule and rule X (including any matters referred to it under clause 2 of rule XII), a committee or subcommittee is authorized ... to require, by subpoena or otherwise, the attendance and testimony of such witnesses and the production of such books, records, correspondence, memoranda, papers, and documents as it considers necessary. ... [A] subpoena may be authorized and issued by a committee or subcommittee [...] in the conduct of an investigation or series of investigations or activities only when authorized by the committee or subcommittee, a majority being present. The power to authorize and issue subpoenas [...]may be delegated to the chair of the committee under such rules and under such limitations as the committee may prescribe."

    These rules have been in effect since 1975.

    In summation: chock full of shit.
     
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  13. scarlet_tacos

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    Feel like the house managers whiffed on the question about the Steele dossier. Didn’t that start out as a republican effort to get oppo on trump? Would have been nice to mention that.
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. BP

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    Rubio of all people brings up a question about how the dossier violates law :facepalm:
     
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  16. boone

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    These are some jerked-off questions.
     
  17. boone

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    Is this a fucking test??
     
  18. VaxRule

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  19. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Daaaamn, Liz.
     
  20. boone

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  21. BudKilmer

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    fuck him up Liz!
     
  22. Truman

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    Just posted...

     
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  23. Zap Branigan

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    Hah eat a dick Roberts
     
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  24. two

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    “Real Clear Investigations” sounds very legit and trustworthy
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. CuckFinn

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    Sekulow is a fucking douche nozzle of the utmost degree. But in fairness, literally every R
    They would never allow Trump to testify because he is simply too stupid to keep any sort of coached story together. They would have to have an emergency mute button on his microphone
     
  27. Mister Me Too

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  28. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    They wouldn’t do it because of the mean tweets
     
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  29. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  30. BudKilmer

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    You hate to see someone’s political hero deserve to die chained to a wall
     
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  31. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Hope it's full Prometheus treatment.
     
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    Computer? Computer??
     
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  33. Bruce Wayne

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    "The tax cuts will pay for themselves"

     
  34. two

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    “All the information is out there in the public” - oh okay Cippolone lol
     
  35. boone

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    Pam Bondi gives dumb blondes a bad name.
     
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  36. indeed

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    Gee wonder which way he’ll go

     
  37. ned's head

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  38. BP

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    Cruz is so embarrassing.
     
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  39. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Lamar wants to be Susan Collins so badly.
     
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  40. HoosDaMan

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    One of them is going to fuck democracy in the ass.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    One? The gop running a train on democracy.
     
  42. two

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    Schiff on fire the last few questions
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    Lady Liberty is for sale.
     
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  44. CUAngler

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    Prediction: Lamar announces no investigation tonight and Mitch forces the vote and this is all over at midnight.

    Eat Arby’s.
     
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  45. BWC

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    Yes. Finally! The Israel question
     
  46. CUAngler

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    Holy shit what a question
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    we don’t pay her for sex we pay her to leave
     
  48. BellottiBold

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    Somehow the radio in my car survived my listening to Cippilone describe how the president has a duty to protect US tax dollars...
     
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