Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    We can’t trust a word he’s saying.
     
  2. Lucky24Seven

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    Indiana has a shit health care system and Mike Pence ignored something to do with HIV or AIDS during his time here as a senator.
     
  3. NYGator

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  4. Josey Wales

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    Only your basement bunker and reserve of canned goods can save you!
    Reminiscent of 2010 election. White House and Senate did remain the same in 2012. The systemic rot in the GOP is the differentiator here.
     
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  5. HoosDaMan

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    Mike Pence brought in to pray it away.
     
  6. NYGator

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    Mike Pence sucks, but why wouldn’t the Republicans want him running the government over Trump? He at least has the capability to project competence to the masses. The contrast between the two as speakers is dramatic.
     
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  7. NYGator

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    The sycophantism of Pence is other worldly.
     
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  9. Henry Blake

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    This press conf. is all just a friendly reminder that we will be good and proper fucked in the event of an actual emergency.
     
  10. Lucky24Seven

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    Just a reminder, Mike Pence was a stripper and HATES this photo.
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  11. Michael Scofield

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    Everything is about his fragile ego. It's frustrating enough day-to-day, but moments like this when we need a leader to present the facts and what we get is him telling us what a great job he's doing and a bunch of sycophants slobbing on his knob are a whole different kind of maddening.
     
  12. NYGator

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    What is this?
     
  14. Lucky24Seven

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    Mike Pence was a stripper in his younger years and tries to bury it.
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    This question. Fucking die
     
  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Pence is basically Reek at this point.
     
  17. BWC

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    FAKE NEWS!!! Indiana's healthcare system is amazing, incredible!
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  19. NYGator

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    Lol Trump is blaming the stock market on the debate. Holy fuck!
     
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  21. NYGator

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    Lol, he just said we only had 15 which will be close to zero in a couple of days.
     
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  22. BWC

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    Breathtakingly stupid. If anyone was somehow still on the fence that he's not clinical, those people can get off the fence now.
     
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  24. BWC

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    Gives a purely political presser on a potential public health crisis: NANCY PELOSI is making this political!
     
  25. HoosDaMan

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    I’m glad I changed it. omg
     
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  26. Lucky24Seven

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    LOL, Trump doesn’t answer the question, “Do you think people who disagree with you should be sued?”
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. BWC

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    Trump realizes that travel isn't restricted at all for U.S. citizens, right? Right? Oh, that's right...only the foreigners are dirty
     
  29. ned's head

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    Trump overseeing a pandemic is a new level of terrifying that I haven't fully appreciated until now
     
  30. NYGator

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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump doesn't answer questions in a coherent manner. Anyone else notice this?
     
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  32. fsutony

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    It’s just the sniffles. Nothing to worry about. Jesus
     
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  33. BWC

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    Tremedrously
     
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  34. BrentTray

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    Thank u for the explanation mr President

     
  35. NYGator

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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  38. BWC

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    A moment of actual leadership that will be immediately reversed by tweet
     
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  39. BWC

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    Stop laughing, you fucks
     
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  40. fsutony

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    This is a joke to them. It’s all a bad SNL skit.
     
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  41. NYGator

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    I walked away for a second. What did he say?
     
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  43. BWC

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    He countered the bullshit about Rosenstein's sister. Not directly, but at least he backed the CDC people.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. two

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    she definitely mouths “no” there right?
     
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  46. slogan119

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    100%
     
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  47. ned's head

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    As the father of a 1 year old, I'll be excited to run these calculations the next time I hear a sniffle
     
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    Interesting that this gets confirmed after the presser, and also not sure who got it, but if they don’t know I find it somewhat strange they chose a picture of Chinatown.



    ● A new case of coronavirus was confirmed in the United States on Wednesday, bringing the total number of cases in the country to 60. The CDC did not specify Wednesday how that person contracted the virus.
     
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