Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    Voter fraud will be the main theme of his campaign.
     
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  2. Bruce Bowen

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    And yup just checked his twitter, still going.
     
  3. Mister Me Too

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    This is a great story and one that all those farmers receiving Trump’s farm subsidies should easily relate to.
     
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  4. pez

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  5. Anison

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    EDIT: pez’d
     
  6. Truman

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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Man, Fuck. The President is threatening states, who are solely in charge of elections, demanding they hold elections the way the Federal Gov't demands...or they'll lose federal funding.

    I'm old enough to remember my High School history class that during the crazy election of 2016, a black president merely offered money and support to states to help them security their faulty voting machines and these same fucking morons cried out for states rights.

    What a fucking world
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fucking cowards. I hope all these fucks are removed from office in November.

    Then I can't wait for the cowardly Dems to hold a super majority and not get shit done b/c they are spineless cunts
     
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  9. bro

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    Looks like fat boy got tired of his bad poll numbers
     
  10. wes tegg

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    It has a pretty big female following. It used to be one of the big talking points responsive to misogyny accusations, right after “we have a female CEO.” I’m sure some men do listen, but I can’t imagine too many do. The clips I’ve heard sound like the “stupid shit my wife/girlfriend does” thread in concentrated form.
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    That’s *why* they endorsed him.
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, was about to say these are pretty big staples of the GOP platform
     
  13. BellottiBold

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    For the millionth time they aren't cowards and every one of them deserves to die behind bars.
     
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  15. Mix

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    I know they are a party of idiots and racists but like how does anyone with a brain think following the dumbest guy in your party with terrible poll numbers is how you will win?
     
  16. Josey Wales

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    Can’t get more un-American than the GOP.
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    Every GOP presidential candidate that follows after Trump will praise him the same way guys like Schmidt praise Reagan.
     
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  18. Prospector

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    Republican Candidate For U.S. Senate In Oregon Proclaims Allegiance To QAnon
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    Jo Rae Perkins, courtesy of Twitter.
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    May 20, 2020 11:12 a.m.
    Republican Jo Rae Perkins, now the official challenger to Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR) in November, acknowledged her Tuesday night primary win with a proclamation of her solidarity with acolytes of the QAnon conspiracy theory.

    “Where we go one, we go all,” she says in a Twitter video, brandishing a “#WWG1WG” sticker with the group’s motto in hashtag form.

    “I stand with President Trump, I stand with Q and the team,” she continues. “Thank you anons and thank you patriots. And together, we can save our republic.”
    QAnon is a sweeping far-right conspiracy theory which envisions a secret battle between President Donald Trump and a “deep state” supposedly working to destabilize him. The belief system is stitched together from a series of other conspiracy theories, such as Pizzagate, comprised of often incoherent assertions.

    For example, QAnon believers often baselessly accuse major Democratic and pop culture figures of being pedophiles and Satan-worshippers. They also believe that a coming event, often referred to as “The Storm,” will leave Trump’s enemies rounded up and tried for their alleged heinous crimes, possibly to be executed or sent to Guantanamo Bay.

    Perkins, who won the primary with a nearly 50 percent plurality of the vote, per the New York Times, has long been known to be a QAnon believer.


    On her very active Facebook page, she has shared posts supposedly written by Q, the leader of the movement.


    Her Twitter feed is also replete with posts about the conspiracy theory.

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    And in videos she released earlier in her campaign, the #WWG1WGA sticker she’s holding in her Tuesday video is propped up on a bookshelf, visible in the shot.

    She was even more explicit in an interview with Right Wing Watch in January. Then, she was running a third time for a U.S. House seat. She ultimately dropped out of that race to run for Senate instead. Besides those two unsuccessful House bids, she also ran a losing race for U.S. Senate in 2014.

    “I think that there’s probably a lot of us out there, but I just happen to be bold enough to say, ‘Hey, I’m following Q because I want to know, because if the Q team is real, I want to know about it,’” she told Right Wing Watch. “If the Q team is not real and it’s fake, I want to know about it, because we have to be willing to look at both sides of the issue.”

    She called including her beliefs in her campaign a “highly calculated risk” that’s either “pure genius or pure insanity.”

    Her campaign did not respond to TPM’s request for comment.

    She’ll run against Merkley in November, who is running for his third term. He won his last election in 2014 by about 56 percent of the vote, and political analysts view the seat is a safe Democratic hold.
     
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  19. bro

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    Lol the GOP is in such shambles
     
  20. Josey Wales

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    Imagine if he had Iranian parents.
     
  21. bro

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  22. BellottiBold

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    Now following: this dude
     
  23. Beeds07

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  24. Josey Wales

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    This guy is such a fat sack of corrupt shit.

    Truly a rising star in the GOP.
     
  25. BudKilmer

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    Good job to all Michigan republicans who thought this guy was qualified in 2016

     
  26. Joe_Pesci

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  27. BudKilmer

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    I think this is pretty awful. Lincoln Project guys smelling their own farts
     
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  28. Henry Blake

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    The 4 fences and the gate are just as applicable to our race toward total authoritarian govt.
     
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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is stupid, but it's funny that it'll make Trump angry
     
  30. Henry Blake

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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hope everyone tells the senate to fuck off.

    Let's see how thst goes. It's still appropriate to ignore congressional subpoenas, right?
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. bro

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    stoolies who always joke about lib tears sure are distraught in those comments.
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    the ratio of barstool nonsense in this thread over the last 24 hours is too damn high
     
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  35. bro

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    maybe POTUS should stop RTing pres and other random ass shit during a pandemic.
     
  36. NYGator

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    No, this is them trying to get under his skin and create a further rift in the relationship. This kind of stupid shit works on Trump.
     
  37. LetItSoak

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    The fine print mentions that this is true if you're skilled in every possible trade and have unlimited time
     
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  38. Eraser

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    So more than zero?
     
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  40. Prospector

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    I hope the Q whackos see this and lose their collective shot
     
  41. bro

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  42. NilesIrish

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    I like her.
     
  43. LetItSoak

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    Jocelyn Benson for VP
     
  44. indeed

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  45. kezarmyaj

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    the people just arent ready for all that exoneration
     
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