I’ll be that guy. Everyone should be allowed to experience the happiness I feel that being kind of a douche bag honestly didn’t think I deserve and didn’t think I’d have.
My wife had a friend’s husband pass away. She asked me if that happened to her, would I ever remarry. Without hesitating, I said “No.” She smiled and walked away. About 15 sec later, she came back and asked “Why not?” I told her “You’re a giant pain in the ass, but you’re low maintenance. Most women aren’t, and I don’t want to deal with more hassles.” After considering it for a couple sec, she said “I’m choosing to take that as a compliment” and walked away.
Hey yall Gentle reminder that fox news and trump stooges are still trying to kill your parents and loved ones
1) Hasan is a giga chad but his head is very tiny 2) Candace Owens got that re-vitiligo like Uncle Ruckus 3) Northam is going to push for legalizing weed in the January General Assembly fuck yesssssssssssssssssss
Random, but one of the strangest corners of Instagram is the wealth/business pages. It’s full of accounts and followers who worship Musk and Bezos and the like, and almost all of the followers have “Entrepreneur” listed at the top of their profiles. These pages are very upset about the possibility of tax hikes under Biden. Half of them are peddling MLM products to their friends and family.
this was the closet trumper argument of “well I was thinking about voting Biden but I’m definitely not now because of defund the police”
according to what I'm reading, only if you want to send DMs or be verified. IIRC they *do* make you give them your phone number for any account, which is the only reason why I haven't already set up a trolling profile
I’m pretty confident this is a mockery of conservatives. She has a tweet about turning the Georgia senate blue.