Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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  2. ned's head

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    Oh no, don't die

     
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  3. Bruce Bowen

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  4. Josey Wales

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    All these 21st century Nazis get the experimental drugs. Scum.
     
  5. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Yep, just further proof there is no just God.
     
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  7. BlazingRebel

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    One of my biggest Trump loving patients showed up today without his MAGA hat for the first time in a year. I chuckled heartily
     
  8. shaolin5

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  9. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    So maybe Trump won’t have to spend a pardon on Rudy after all
     
  10. Josey Wales

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    That second comment is nowhere near as true as I want it to be.
     
  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Word is that he’s getting checking into Walter Reed Heating and Cooling.
     
  12. ned's head

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    First the food lines, and now this

     
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  13. Bishop

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    Don't think I've ever had a Wild Berry Pop Tart. Does not look good.
     
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  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Wrong. Best pop tart flavor, and it’s not close.
     
  16. Josey Wales

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    Nearly everything about this guy is disgusting. He’s likely getting a pardon, too. Hard to believe he was “America’s Mayor” at one time.
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Was he any good? What did he actually do for NYC?
     
  18. Hugo Boss

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    Replaced the Italian mob with the Russian mob.
     
  19. Josey Wales

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    This the conspiracy narrative I needed for next season.

    Given 30 seconds to process this and I’m gonna say “not far fetched”.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    What does it taste like?
     
  21. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    He literally had the luck of timing and little else. Was hated like hell in the city and still kind of is. It's like Cuomo now
     
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  22. DuckKin

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    fuck the haters Rudy, comfort over style
     
  23. Starscream

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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    This is a member of Congress

     
  26. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  27. Ralph

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    That's pretty in-line for congressmen.
     
  28. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Yes Jim. That’s what he will do
     
  29. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    If I had to say things like this to keep my job I’d get a new job
     
  30. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    These people can't exist without a foil
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this country is broken
     
  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    First shots of the 2020 War on Christmas
     
  34. Ralph

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    Not the first but the second. Apparently this is going to be Gym's theme for December:
     
  35. Dillingham

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    I must admit, Including plastic straws on this list is great comedy
     
  36. Artoo

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    Conservatives defense of ridiculous things like plastic straws and incandescent light bulbs is like some sort of cornerstone of their ideology.
     
  37. bwi2

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    must have been the other Prince al-Waleed bin Talal who was arrested by MBS for backing Jamal Khashoggi
     
  38. wes tegg

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    Like a slightly tart strawberry.
     
  39. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I'm sure he read this
     
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  40. El Tiburon

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    At this point, Fox News is the abused partner in this relationship. He pounds on them, makes them feel like it’s their own fault, then showers them with praise.
     
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  41. Truman

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    I made the mistake of reading on of Kilmeade's books several years ago, not realizing who he was. He writes on Trump's reading level. Trump probably has Meadows read it to him before bed time
     
  42. Butthead

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    Was it the historical fiction one about George Washington's spies?
     
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  43. IV

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    Yeah you have to be careful with histories and biographies which is annoying
     
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  44. Redav

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    Getting a public school education in the south is hit or miss, which is great
     
  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    was this a response to me a just a general comment?
     
  46. Truman

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    It was the one about Thomas Jefferson and how he dealt w the Tripoli pirates and Barbary Wars It read like a 5th grade research paper and was about as long
     
  47. Redav

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    It was just an add on to your thought process
     
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