Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. JonathanCoachman

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    I like how the guy complaining about rigged elections comes from one of the most blatantly gerrymandered districts in the country. Gym is only the fourth person to represent Ohio's 4th District since WWII. Pretty decent job security.

    The seat for that District is Urbana (Population roughly 12,000). Either that is a cruel joke or they think they can claim that the district isn't designed to avoid urban areas.
     
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  2. Tobias

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    i would trust marge from dubuque over jake tapper tho so maybe those people have a point
     
  3. racer

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    I was browsing the Roku live TV guide and saw OAN. I clicked on it because of morbid curiosity. I saw the end of a my pillow commercial and it went back to the studio where a girl was yelling about the taliban getting to have Twitter, but her president doesn’t.

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  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Sounds like Donald ought to try leveling up with the Sharia way of life. And Twitter can't ban the Taliban because of the sheer volume of cringey puns it would entail.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    If you are looking to vote for a racist crazy person who happens to fall in the uncanny valley, friend, your wait is over.
     
  6. PeterGriffin

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    Northwest of Orlando, including The Villages and the southern edge of Ocala. Intense redistricting after 2010 flipped it from voting comfortably blue both presidential and congressional for decades to now swinging to 65%+ red. Removed a bunch of Tampa/Hillsborough Co. One of the grosser areas of an already gross state.
     
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    Do not refer to Laura Loomer's looks please.
     
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  8. racer

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    Oh no, Marilyn Manson really let himself go.
     
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  9. NilesIrish

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    Lol, I got a new antenna for our tailgate tv and set it up last night. Noticed the streaming channels above and did the same thing. I got some chick rambling about something Afghanistan related and a chyron that read “withdrawal stopped” or something similar. Even on mute their bullshit was strong.
     
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  10. herb.burdette

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    Jordan’s district isn’t designed to protect Jordan by avoiding urban areas. It’s designed to dilute Democrat votes west of Cleveland.

    The area around northwest and central Ohio is among the most red in the country. There is no history of blue dog Democrats there. They literally have been voting red since Abraham Lincoln.

    Jordan was drawn to take that strong red base and then stretch into parts of former Democratic Rep Dennis Kucinich’s district in 2011. The GOP consolidated Kucinich with Kaptur, creating her snake-like district along the lake. Kaptur then beat Kucinich in the primary.

    The entire north part of Jordan’s district was drawn to throw any remaining blue votes into his red base.

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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    I work here, I’d be shocked if she won, webster is loved by the population here
     
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    We need to shut down these Large Adult Sons until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
     
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  13. JonathanCoachman

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    I was thinking on a more Macro scale in terms of GOP cheating. I saw that Oberlin College is in his district. I don’t know how much more you can own the libs than having Gym be their man in Washington.
     
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  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Legit in tears from crying laughing over this.
     
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  15. herb.burdette

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    I think we see Jordan drawn to the east into Columbus Metro in 2022. The GOP isn’t necessarily worried about Lorain County west of Cleveland anymore. They can dilute it without stretching Jordan’s base that far.

    Delaware County north of Columbus is a real problem for the GOP now. It is grew from 67,000 in 1990 to a projected 220,000 in 2020.

    It was R +20 or more in every election from 1968-2012, ending with a Romney +23. It went Trump +16 and then Trump +6.5.

    It’s Ohio’s fastest growing large county and also it’s fastest trending red-to-blue.

    Jim Jordan will be redrawn there in 2021.
     
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  16. 40wwttamgib

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    jim jordan is a sack of shit
     
  17. 40wwttamgib

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    and so are the cousin fuckers who elect him
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Is Rudy Giuliani registered in his district?
     
  19. 40wwttamgib

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    may as well be
     
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  21. HowdyHorns

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  22. Duck70

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    Like how she looks like the 3rd member in the hit Hollywood movie 'The White Chicks'?

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  24. Sir Phobos

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    sitting here in tears at that Passan tweet. there's bodied and then there's this, my god in heaven.
     
  25. Truman

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    The fact it came from such a dork really increases the shock/hilarious factor
     
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  26. Sir Phobos

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    imagine being humiliated for millions to see by this guy

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  27. JonathanCoachman

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    If there is ever a movie about him, I could see John Krasinski being cast as a more conventionally handsome version. The Brad Pitt to his Billy Beane.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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    Matty Calamari bout to blow this bitch wide open
     
  30. JonathanCoachman

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    I'd be mad as hell if my dad lost his job to The Secret Service too. The utter humiliation of my father being demoted to protect Eric or Don Jr's coked up Karen of a girlfriend would be dealt with fire & fury.
     
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  31. IV

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    you never fuck with a dude that has big ears
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Even when seemingly successfully fucking with them (Saban and Alabama's rapid ascent basically getting a certain big eared man fired) they'll inexplicably become a United States Senator and have the last laugh.
     
  33. steamengine

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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. Sir Phobos

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    Worth a read https://roanoke.com/news/local/trum...cle_d466c086-eb18-11eb-ab74-635f206ea90f.html

    I pass by this piece of shit every time I go to visit my sister and her family in Rocky Mount. Franklin County is just trash on top of trash but my BIL (he's totally fine, great guy) is from there and they both are in the school system there so they live there. however, sister is just getting over COVID because shocker, shitty area with shitty parents pitched fits about mask mandates so the school board, fucking bitch cowards, devised an ingenious rule to require masks (VA state law atm) but allow for an exemption and require no proof for said exemption so what happens, oh 1200+ exemptions this year compared to 15 last year. another shocker, they were just shut down to virtual by the VDH because fucking 30% of students are positive and/or quarantined. this seems to have been the straw on my BIL's back, however, and he's given my sister the OK to house hunt in the adjacent county (they won't leave the jobs but getting their kids out of that shithole will be great).

    anyway, Franklin County is a fucking hellscape with trash garbage parents and their trash garbage kids and I pray every time I pass it by that the Trump store burns to the ground. thanks for coming to my TED talk.
     
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  36. Josey Wales

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    Omg guys. Do you think the moron who said “Benghazi worked” - validating its political motivation - and “russia pays trump” did some dumbass shit via text?
     
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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Is that the county that attacked the school board members after the meeting on that video that went viral. “I know who you are and you know who I am!”
     
  38. Sir Phobos

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    no idea. certainly possible but honest to god if I spent too much time thinking about that place someone from the FBI would come knock on my door to talk to me. I spent a solid 24 hours cursing pretty much non-stop everywhere I went once I found out those fucksticks and their ill-begotten crotch goblins got my sister and my niece sick. fucking cannot stand these kinds of people, crab mentality motherfucking hillbilly trash.
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Tell us how you really feel bro
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It was Franklin, TN.
     
  41. IV

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  42. IV

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    PS: I just told my dad he was sun downing
     
  43. PeterGriffin

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    Lol I like the last part that amplifies his obvious fulfillment of the elements of the crime:
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    Shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both.
    Sec 2331:
    5)the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that—
    (A)
    involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
    (B)appear to be intended—
    (i)
    to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
    (ii)
    to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
    (iii)
    to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and
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    occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States

    Yes, yes, yes, check, okay, lock him up! Lock him up!
     
  44. AIOLICOCK

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    Honest question: if Trump came out and pushed hard for the secession of red states, citing brexit as an example, do you have any confidence that the GOP wouldn't fall into line within a matter of weeks?
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’d certainly fall in line and and at least make the cable news circuit talking about it.
     
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    that would be fucking hilarious
     
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  47. DuffandMuff

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    Finally fulfilling his promise of making america great again
     
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    I think they know their state governments would collapse without federal funds and the welfare queen gop gig would be up
     
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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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  50. cutig

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