Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    You’re making his point!
     
  2. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Why the fuck should Israel or any other country have power over Congress?
     
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  3. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    It’s a dog whistle to the weirdo evangelicals
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  5. HuskerInMiami

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    This sounds like a made up FB post I'd read, but it's unfortunately real life.

    I went to a Luke Combs concert Saturday night. In front of me was 4 bald guys (cops). They tried to start a "FUCK JOE BIDEN" chant and I stopped them after the 2nd one and said, "Come on guys, this makes us (can't let them know I'm a dirty lib) look stupid. Let the libs be the ones that make everything political". Miracuously, they stopped their chant. What fucking losers though.
     
  6. Truman

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  7. HoosDaMan

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    She’s like a robot programmed to smile.
     
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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The absolute disgust on her face kills me
     
  9. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    SIAP first I’ve seen of it
     
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  10. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    I hope she’s miserable as fuck
     
  11. NilesIrish

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    What a birthday gift mass chud death would be.
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I think my time has been constant :idk:
     
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  13. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Israel great

    Jews evil

    My brain hurts
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    Also, if you disagree with the Israeli government, you’re an anti-Semite. But if you do business with Jews you’re a (((globalist))).
     
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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    we got four years of this bullshiit. She isn’t miserable. She is a POS who loves the attention. Fuck her and I wish we’d stop with the “omg look at how much she hates him” crap.
     
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  17. CaneKnight

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  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    He lame
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
  20. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Honestly more disgusted at him stealing straight valor
     
  21. wes tegg

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    Newt's lost his mind.
     
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  22. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    My childhood was a lie. Ricky Schroeder is a selfish prick and Jason Bateman is a decent caring person.
     
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  23. Duck70

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    100%

    this was such a planned act from her.
     
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    I've figured out that the thing I'm least capable of is reading a Brigite Gabriel tweet without being able to not investigate further because they're all batshit crazy
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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    Yeah, that sounds like a Republican politician to me
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    I need to know what he thinks “muster” means
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Goes on hot dogs fam
     
  28. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Herschel too
     
  29. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Relevant:
     
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  30. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    had fun as auston powers
     
  31. ashy larry

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    my favorite base ball player is auston riley
     
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  32. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Shit like this makes me think we're all just in a simulation. Nobody is that dumb, and yet every hero of the R voters is. Incredible. The matrix script writers are slacking.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    On veteran's day, let's over throw our country whom these ppl died fighting for

    Makes sense
     
  34. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    a group of peacocks
     
  35. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Gonna get four more too.
     
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  36. steamengine

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    Ever since he lost the hell bitch
     
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  37. steamengine

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  38. HoosDaMan

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    My statement implies nothing other than she’s cold, robotic. This is where I tell you to fuck off
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    I just watched Manchin’s presser. I really hate his fucking guts
     
  40. VaxRule

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    [​IMG]
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  42. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Yeah Bateman is a Bernie bro
     
  43. Prospector

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    oh this cop is super smart and not a dumb ass at all. Can't fool him. Douchebag idiot cop
    Capitol Police officer resigns after indictment on obstructing Jan. 6 investigation

    In the middle of October, reports came out detailing the arrest and obstruction of justice charges against U.S. Capitol Police officer Michael A. Riley. Officer Riley allegedly befriended a man online and shortly after the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol grounds in Washington, D.C., began advising him to delete incriminating evidence of his participation in potential crimes. That’s against the law—no matter who you are.

    On Friday, POLITICO reports that Michael Riley is handing in his resignation and ending his 26-year career as a law enforcement officer. Riley has been on administrative leave since being indicted, while the Capitol Police Department conducted their own internal investigation. Riley’s defense team told POLITICO that their client pleads not guilty: “[T]he evidence will show that it is not a felony for one person to suggest to another that they take down ill-conceived Facebook posts.”

    Of course, that’s not exactly what the evidence presented so far seems to show.
    According to the indictment, former officer Riley reportedly befriended a man [Person 1] online, after only tangentially knowing one another through a Facebook group dedicated to fishing. Less than a week later that man attended and trespassed, and allegedly got wicked high, all while videotaping his activities, at the January 6, Stop the Steal insurrection at the State Capitol in D.C. A day after those events, Riley direct messaged the man:

    “Hey [Person I], im [sic] a capitol police officer who agrees with your political stance. Take down the part about being in the building they are currently investigating and everyone who was in the buildings going to [sic] charged. Just looking out!”

    “Ill-conceived?” For sure. But this isn’t you telling your buddy that their post ranting away at something is probably not something they want their grandparents or cousins to have to read in between your pictures of your new grill. Later on, Riley offered up some pro bono legal advice:

    “The only thing I can see is if you went in the building and they have proof you will be charged. You could always articulate that you had nowhere to go, but thats for the court."

    While the two men continued to chat about things, including the ongoing arrests and investigations into the Jan. 6 insurrection, Riley even offered up his place for the man and his daughter to stay:

    “Next time you want to come to DC just call me, you can stay at my house on the shore for free and bring your daughter to the museums. If you want to see the capitol building, lets do it legally next time...I know a guy who can get you a tour...lol. Its behind you now...lesson learned! Just ask your attorney whats next.”

    Almost comically, after it became clear that the FBI was not only investigating Person 1 but that they were mostly interested in his new relationship with Officer Riley, Riley tried to delete all of his messages and then send a Dear John message to Person 1. It reads very much like an attempt at a future defense:

    Hey [Person 1], another mutual friend was talking about you last night. I tried to defend you but then he showed me a video of you in the Capitol smoking weed and acting like a moron. I have to say, i was shocked and dumbfounded, since your story of getting pushed in the building with no other choice now seems not only false but is a complete lie. I feel like a moron for believing you... I was so mad last night I deleted all your post, but i wanted to text you this morning and let you know that I will no longer be conversing with you.

    Of course, as the FBI chronicled, this “video” he says he was “shown” that has opened his eyes to this new friend’s flaws, is something he acknowledged seeing almost two weeks prior—long before offering his new friend tours of D.C. and free stays at his lakeside property.
     
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  44. GrizzliesDrew

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    I’m fucking sick of you assholes talking shit about those of us who learned to kiss from watching CPR videos.
     
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  45. Prospector

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  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I love visiting Auston Texas and my favorite wrestler was Stoan Coyld Stan Auston
     
  47. Hank Scorpio

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    would love to swap out my neighbor's black US flag for this.
     
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