Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. 40wwttamgib

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    it's almost as if this country WASNT founded on the idea of freedom of religion. fuckin' dumbass
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    It’s beyond that. These are people who have zero internal consistency about anything. Stated another way, it’s not that they lack principles, it’s that they are either unaware of or coy about what their principles actually are.
     
  3. 40wwttamgib

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    this is the only real way to deal with these people
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    The excuses for him ITT are extremely unsurprising.
     
  5. Mix

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    Yeah just read through that thread and its got me wondering if these guys were always just awful misogynists or did consuming this content push them there? Would assume a little column A a little column B.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    How is this guy not in prison???
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well I'd venture to guess the guy that put his dick on here & posted a hundreds of naked women w/out their consent probably more of A. Tinder thread wasn't ever a good idea
     
  8. prerecordedlive

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    Honest to fuck thought he was.
     
  9. prerecordedlive

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    Wait a god damn minute. Wohl himself is Jewish. :laugh:
     
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  10. Sub-Zero

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    The idea of a bunch of Jewish 50-70somethings putting up Christmas lights is a damn comedy sketch. Just imaging my parents and grandparents complaining because of all the tangled wires and why they make them that way and Jewish moms judging the whole process. I mean it's a Seinfeld episode where Jerry's parents feel pressured to put up lights and hilarity ensues.

    But honestly I have said to my wife before that normalizing "holiday lights" would be a) kinda fun and b) a massive capitalism opportunity.
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    See?!?! Then it can’t be anti-Semitic, you cuck!!! Sounds like you’re the REAL anti-Semite!
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    Holiday lights is actually a thing in my neighborhood. Started a few years ago and now people go all out with big displays. It’s really nice for everyone.
     
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  13. Sub-Zero

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    thats kind of where I'm at. I'd be totally ok with it as a jewish family. it just looks nice.

    For example, Halloween rules. We have a lot of elaborate Halloween decorations in our area.
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    There’s a Jewish couple in our neighborhood that we’re really close with and I was busting the husband’s chops one holiday season about how he needed to Griswold his house like I do. The next day there was like a two-story high inflatable bear holding a dreidel on his front yard :laugh:
     
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  15. El Tiburon

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  16. NCHusker

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    The 35 year old who refers to women as heifers then acts aghast that someone calls him a middle aged frat bro is the funniest part of that thread.
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Look at this idiot. Just fucking look at her dumb face



     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    Freedom to choose a Christian denomination is what the founding fathers meant to say in 1A.
     
  19. Jigga

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    Their only 2 external traits are patriotic and religious and if you say anything bad about either of those you’re the enemy.

    No caring for other viewpoints at all.
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    Yeah but even within that their religious views don’t square with their political views and vice versa. They’re just garbage, basically
     
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  21. Prospector

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  22. Prospector

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  23. pez

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  24. Hank Scorpio

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    Ronald Reagan won the presidency in 1884 with nearly a complete sweep of the Electoral College and proceeded to rule with an iron fist for the next 104 years. Then jump ahead to 2020 and you see how much less control/influence Republicans have based on Electoral results.
     
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  25. pez

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    ahh
     
  26. Phil Connors

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    The actor?!?!
     
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  27. Hank Scorpio

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    yep. With VP Jerry Lewis and First Lady Jane Wyman
     
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  28. Prospector

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  29. Prospector

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    Nope, we aren't broken at all. Totally normal teacher behavior
    Eighth-grader recorded teacher's seven-minute rant about vaccines and Joe Biden

    An absolutely shocking story out of a middle school in Ventura, California, has me thinking back to my own days as a preteen. I attended a public school and while we were assigned debates on pre-selected issues, we weren’t really supposed to talk about the big event dominating the news at the time: invading Afghanistan. This meant (of course) that all that my classmates and I wanted to know was where our teachers stood politically. I distinctly remember essentially goading my social studies teacher into admitting, to our horror, that he backed Bush and supported invading Afghanistan (making him perhaps the least surprised of anyone who ever taught me that I ended up working at Daily Kos decades later). All of this to say: I understand teachers, like everyone, are imperfect, and I don’t necessarily think all “political” topics should be off-limits in the classroom.

    But this incident out of Anacapa Middle School is so wildly inappropriate, offensive, and downright concerning, it’s not even in the same stratosphere. A history teacher at the school was recorded ranting about Hunter Biden, claiming that Biden had sex with his niece and had child pornography on his laptop. The teacher topped off the diatribe by, you guessed it, bringing up Ukraine, as reported by CBS Los Angeles. They also ranted about—you guessed it—vaccines. The teacher has not been publicly identified at the time of writing.

    “People need to wake up and see the government has way too much power right now,” the teacher can be heard saying in the recording taken by a student in the classroom. The child’s parent apparently told them that if they were ever uncomfortable with what a teacher was saying, they were allowed to take out their phone and record. That’s what the student did when the incident occurred about two weeks ago, and whew, what a great thing that student did.

    “Hunter Biden, for example, is doing deals with China and Ukraine where he was funneling money illegally,” the teacher says in the recording, which reportedly lasts about seven minutes. “He also had child pornography on his laptop. He was having sexual intercourse with his own niece.” Again, obviously not true, and obviously disturbingly inappropriate to say to literal children.

    Sarah Silikula, the parent of the child who recorded the teacher’s bizarre rant, said her child came home very upset and confused by the whole thing. According to Silikula, her child said: “I’m never getting vaccinated,” and declared that they’re not getting any more shots of any kind. It’s no surprise the kid is totally spooked by vaccines, given that the teacher alleged that if you have a baby in a hospital and you choose not to get vaccinated, you don’t get your baby back.

    According to Silikula, her child then asked her a question that likely made her stomach drop: “Did you know Trump’s still president?” Yikes.

    According to the outlet, the school district has condemned the teacher’s comments. Students in the class have been assigned to another teacher. The teacher involved in the incident is still employed at the school, and the district told the outlet it will apply its “progressive” discipline policy to handle the situation.
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    condemned!??? What the fuck?
    FIRE THAT FUCKING LUNATIC IMMEDIATELY.
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    "the media calls communist"

    bitch, your people call them communists, not the fucking media :laugh:
     
  32. BellottiBold

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    Big this energy.





     
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  33. Henry Blake

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    Just incredible shit

     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

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    Idk where this should go
     
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  36. VaxRule

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    WTF?
     
  37. PaulKemp

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    I mean it’s still absurd, but the following tweet makes it seem a little less surreal. Like the daughter is likely crying due to what the literal cult subjected her dad to instead of crying because she’s guessing random atrocities he’s committed over his life

     
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  38. NYGator

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    I am fine with this if she removes the age discrimination part.
     
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  41. The Banks

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    FAAFO
     
  42. Redav

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    "No no no it's not as crazy at it sounds. He was forced to marry and have sex with a 17 year old by the cult he was a member of."
     
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  43. WhiskeyDelta

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    I figured it was gunna be like a “he was 19 and she was 17” thing but in whatever case that’s an insane thing to be on TV
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    context aside, the most insane part to me is the wild applause from the audience.
     
  45. JonathanCoachman

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    The host of that game show's name is Mark L Wahlberg. Nobody would have given the guy any shit if he adopted a stage name rather than having to bow down to Marky Mark every time he introduced himself.
     
  46. HoosDaMan

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    Trump’s lapdog not pleased
     
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    Mayor Pete going on Fox News and smacking bitches again.
     
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